Oscar Picks 2010 (Jameson Edition)!
Pretty much the same list of predictions you can get anywhere else online, with a lot more crazed ranting about the meaninglessness of it all.
Mar 5, 2010
Pretty much the same list of predictions you can get anywhere else online, with a lot more crazed ranting about the meaninglessness of it all.
The article which inspired Boal to write The Hurt Locker, for which he earned an Academy Award nomination (and most people expect him to pick up the Oscar on Sunday).—JS
Mar 4, 2010
A long – long – retrospective of the legendary actor and director's work.—JM
I haven't seen any of the movies, which means my judgment will not – cannot! – be clouded. This is my year.
Mar 3, 2010
We did this last year and you shit your pants from its awesomeness. All we can say is, we hope you bought at least two new pairs of pants this year.
Mar 2, 2010
Brandon wants to shoot DVDs into space. Mike wants to shave Morgan Spurlock. Joe threatens to punch Jameson in the face. Jameson threatens to burn down the Internet. But in the end, the love is just too strong...
Feb 25, 2010
Several authors offer their best advice. Here's the first part...—JM
... and here's the second.—JM
Feb 23, 2010
The unsung heroes behind your favorite Disney movies were sweatshop laborers – and, since we're talking about the 1940s, that means grandma!—JS
Feb 17, 2010
Just a fantastic read. A detailed and moving profile of Ebert and his long, hard-luck battle with cancer, the subsequent loss of his jaw and voice, and his renewed love affair with the written word.—BK
Feb 15, 2010
Covering the long, complicated history of failed attempts to revive – with and without Chevy Chase – the once-popular comedy franchise.—BK
Feb 10, 2010
Talks a lot about stand-up (and doing stand-up in character as Randy in Funny People), and not quite enough about Parks and Recreation.—BK
Feb 4, 2010
Fans of other teams make the sad and not even remotely convincing cases for their suffering being greater than those of us who follow the Vikings.—JM
Part II: more of the same.—JM
Feb 3, 2010
Newsweek's annual Oscar roundtable is one of the magazine's long-standing treasures, and this year's edition brings Jeff Bridges, Sandra Bullock, Morgan Freeman, Woody Harrelson, Carey Mulligan, and Gabourney Sidibe together to talk shop.—BK
Jan 28, 2010
Teachers unions might not be able to protect the ineffective and incompetent for very much longer. If that's the case, everybody – apart from the ineffective and the incompetent – wins.—JM
Jan 18, 2010
We try to steer clear of blatantly partisan political links, but since this is a liberal pet issue being advocated by a prominent conservative, I figure it's okay.—BK
Jan 13, 2010
The infamous – and terrific – profile where he talks about quitting acting (and hurls around some exquisite insults) is finally available online.—BK
Jan 12, 2010
It is what it sounds like: The Dude by way of The Bard. (Obviously this runs way over the usual length, but we've linked to every other Lebowski thing out there, so there's no sense stopping now.)—JS
Jan 11, 2010
A fascinating excerpt from the new book Game Change that reveals the sordid dysfunction inside the John Edwards presidential campaign, and offers yet another lesson in the folly of buying into the public image of any famous person.—BK
Jan 8, 2010
Every entertainment option is now at our fingertips; shouldn't that level the playing field between blockbusters and more obscure fare? Not so much, for a few interesting reasons.—JS
Jan 7, 2010
We can take it as a given that "Celebrity Rehab" is awesome, because Dr. Drew is involved. But overall, does it help or hurt? Or both? Or neither?—JM
Jan 6, 2010
John Mackey, the Whole Foods CEO who sparked controversy (boycotts and "buycotts") with his healthcare stance last fall, turns out to be a fascinating if inscrutable fellow.—JS
Dec 18, 2009
An interesting and thought-provoking read, even for someone like me who's spent most of his life making sure he already knows this stuff. (Happy birthday, Steve!)—JS
Dec 17, 2009
Turns out that Toby Young, that bald English one-trick-pony douchebag from "Top Chef," is actually an excellent writer and an even better cultural critic. Who knew?—JM
Dec 11, 2009
This was a fun one last year, so here's this year's version. My personal favorites are Pabst Smear, Carnal Befoulment, and German Beef Initiative.—BK
Dec 9, 2009
There's no question James Cameron is an uncompromising visionary who's transformed the sci-fi genre. But it remains to be seen whether his pet project Avatar will be a creative watershed or an embarrassing waste of time.—JS
Dec 8, 2009
A look back at how the '00s became the best decade in television history.—BK
New fiction from the late DFW, which is a rare thing. And it comes in under a thousand pages!—JS
Dec 7, 2009
50 films, including many interesting choices, lots of good rental ideas, and the wisdom not to neglect Pixar.—BK
Dec 5, 2009
Please enjoy these placeholder football picks by a young up-and-comer to tide you over until I get mine up first thing Saturday. Wait, did I say Saturday? I meant Sunday. First thing Sunday. Promise.—JM
Dec 3, 2009
Hypoallergenic socks, Baby Kneepads, cutting down trees over nut allergy fears... is it any wonder we're hitting the tipping point on "helicopter parenting"?—BK
Dec 1, 2009
Boyhood: turns out it's not all just sports and farting. (even if it's mostly sports and farting)—JM
Nov 30, 2009
Reading Peter King is as much a Monday morning tradition as dreading going back into work, or cursing yourself for not working harder in your 20s. Enjoy!—JM
Several personal favorites, several books I've been meaning to get to, and in general, a big ol' reminder that I wish I had more time to read.—BK
Nov 16, 2009
I sense the potential for some copycat lists here at PoopReading.com.—BK
Nov 13, 2009
Yet another "technology will make us all stupider" article. Notable anyway for some fascinating information about brain science.—JS
Nov 12, 2009
This piece is a little long and a little dry, but it's about Wikipedia. And I love Wikipedia. I mean, you want to know about the Maldives (just to pick something)? You go to Wikipedia, and BOOM! Now you know all you'll really ever need to know about the Maldives.—JM
Nov 11, 2009
Downey goes long on life, love, and why he agrees with the author's choice for the greatest actor in the world.—BK
Nov 6, 2009
Deconstructing the Nicolas Cage apocalypse movie Knowing. Now that we have an inkling why he made it, why the hell was it ever America's #1 movie?
Nov 2, 2009
Read your Peter King, kids. It puts hair on your chest!—JM
I'm not crazy about linking to all kinds of garbage about the Letterman mess, but as with most things Dave, this piece proves too fascinating to refuse, and keeps things pretty above board.—BK
Oct 29, 2009
It's come to this: I'm linking to my own stuff now. But this one is worth it, if I may humbly be allowed to say so.—JM
Oct 27, 2009
Dear Internet: I have now linked to every funny or fascinating item I can find or think of. Please come up with some new stuff. Thanks!—JS
Oct 26, 2009
Geez, I hope not; that's where I keep all of my stuff!—JM
Oct 23, 2009
There's a Pythons documentary and a new Fawlty Towers DVD set on the way. Besides, I'll take any excuse to listen to Cleese talk about writing Fawlty Towers.—JS
Oct 22, 2009
Yeah, yeah; two football links. Quit whining, they're both good. In an excerpt from his new book of essays, Klosterman explains why he – and we – love football so damned much.—JM
Oct 19, 2009
I was waiting for a dramatic Pete Carroll victory to pull this goodie from the archives; I think Saturday's odd combo of "suspenseful" and "trouncing" will do. (Ignore the dopey premise and title – you'll enjoy an insightful profile of a fascinating guy.)—JS
Oct 14, 2009
Gladwell asks the provocative question: how different (for the competitors) are dogfighting and football?—BK
Oct 13, 2009
Here's what I link to when left to my own devices, folks!—JM
Oct 8, 2009
Spoiler: it was unions, pretty much. Unions and environmentalists. Also, Arnold didn't help matters.—JM
Oct 7, 2009
In an effort to avoid the tabloid craziness of Letterman's current scandal, let's all enjoy this terrific bit of classic poop reading about how his 2000 heart attack transformed both the host and his show.—BK
Oct 5, 2009
You don't necessarily have to be a football fan to enjoy this column (trust me, my knowledge of the NFL is cursory at best), especially because of a brilliant "Most screwed-up celebrity kids in 2025" fantasy draft tangent that pops up in the middle. (My apologies to Joe for possibly stealing a Simmons link.)—BK
Sep 29, 2009
With Bionicle, video games, and tie-in toys, it's definitely not the LEGO you remember. As kids, we had a big bin of random blocks, not a bunch of separate model sets.—JS
Sep 25, 2009
Ignoring the brain trauma problem in retired players and hoping the problem goes away would be bad enough, but what the NFL is doing is even worse.—JM
Sep 16, 2009
An Emmy roundtable discussion with Toni Collette, Jon Cryer, Jim Parsons, Amy Poehler, and Sarah Silverman.—BK
It's not Tuesday morning anymore, but everything should still apply.—JM
Sep 15, 2009
America's sex laws really are shameful – and anyone who thinks they make children safer is delusional.—JS
Sep 11, 2009
If anyone can capture the offbeat mix of whimsy and the macabre, it's Jonze. (No offense, Tim Burton.)—JS
Sep 10, 2009
The Flem File takes a look at one man's obsession with football at the dawn of another glorious NFL season.—JM
Sep 9, 2009
As Saturday Night Live makes more inscrutable cast changes this week (Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson out, two new ladies in), here's a classic feature from 1995 that showcases the dysfunction that has long existed behind the scenes.—BK
Sep 4, 2009
Simmons. Vegas. Read it.—JM
One of my favorite film blogs reiterates the arguments against a 3D revolution. (Keep beating that drum – we'll kill it yet!)—JS
Sep 3, 2009
Bill Simmons writing about Vegas; that's like Julia Roberts going on Letterman. You just don't miss it.—JM
Those stories you hear about New York City teachers being paid their full salary to sit in a room for years on end, doing nothing? Completely true.—JM
Sep 1, 2009
Drug prices are about to go down (because there's no need to put actual medicine in them), or up (because the expensive ads are what make them effective), or not (because we know very little about how medicine actually works).—JS
Aug 31, 2009
Obviously Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson is in a class by himself, but there are 11 others to bear mentioning as well.—JM
Aug 28, 2009
I didn't even realize this was a quiz until the end of round one, and by then I'd already peed myself.—JS
Aug 27, 2009
Some insight into why Craigslist.org still looks like the rest of the internet used to look ten years ago, yet manages to be one of the most successful websites anywhere.—JM
Turns out exercise helps a little but mostly just makes you healthy, not thin. Apparently, to lose weight you have to eat better, so... rest easy, extra 15 pounds of mine! You won't be going anywhere anytime soon.—JM
Aug 26, 2009
You've read the top ten lists that make no mention of Psych – now read the one that mentions it constantly!
Among many topics, he touches on fatherhood, why this is a golden age for television, and his new film The Big Fan.—BK
Aug 24, 2009
Football!—JM
Aug 18, 2009
An older profile of prestidigitator, carny historian, and David Mamet repertory player Ricky Jay. But you'd be hard pressed to find a more fascinating subject, no matter what the year.—JS
Aug 12, 2009
Great stuff about Role Models, a wonderfully thorough telling of the origins of The State, and an explanation why there will never be another Wet Hot American Summer.—BK
My apologies for the A.V. Club-heavy linking today, but when they decide to post interviews with David Wain and Jon Hamm on consecutive days, what's a The State/Mad Men fan to do?—BK
Aug 10, 2009
The Hall of Fame Game happened over the weekend. I know! We're only a few weeks away from real, actual NFL football. I can't believe it either!—JM
Aug 7, 2009
Astonishing investigative report on a team of web-based prank callers who have caused thousands in damage.—JS
Aug 5, 2009
When you combine Gladwell and To Kill a Mockingbird, you've got my attention. An interesting look at the history of racial prejudice and Southern liberalism by way of the classic novel.—BK
Aug 4, 2009
People increasingly view copyright and trademark laws as tools of oppression and avarice, rather than protectors of innovation and commerce as they were intended to be. Why? Shit like this.—JS
Jul 30, 2009
Not that this should come as a huge surprise, but it seems as though the efforts of each era to define the character of Judas Iscariot say a great deal more about the era than about the character himself.—JM
Jul 28, 2009
A look at how the current failure of the Oakland A's has some in baseball taking joy in the "downfall" of GM Billy Beane, and wondering whether the concept of Moneyball is dead. (It's not, mostly because people continually misunderstand the lessons of that book.)—BK
An alternate take on an idea our own Joe Mulder took a crack at a few weeks ago, though this one goes even further back in history.—BK
Jul 27, 2009
The Sports Guy breaks down the offseason of the NBA, a league I don't really follow, using quotes from Almost Famous, which he borderline-hilariously proclaims "the movie of the decade." Still... new Simmons is new Simmons. Plus, this is only part one!—JM
Jul 23, 2009
Several books advance various theories on how and why obesity has become so much more common in the United States (and the rest of the developed world).—JM
Jul 16, 2009
For instance: men sexually harass women because they are not sexist. And more.—JM
Jul 15, 2009
It's Michael & Michael week here at PoopReading! (I guess the new show better be good, huh?)—BK
He spends a little time doing that, but mostly he talks about doing stunts, writing his autobiography, playing the banjo, and, of course, comedy.—BK
A nice profile of Minnesota Twins catcher Joe Mauer, and an example of what newspapers can still do well, particularly with sports: the author knows the subject and he knows the town, and it comes through in the writing.—BK
Jul 14, 2009
This seven-parter is long (of course), but it winds through a fascinating spectrum of topics. Is a forgery less beautiful than the original? Is an artist's name more significant than his talent? Why do we sometimes want to be fooled by hucksters?—JS
Jul 10, 2009
Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist is back in reruns on Comedy Central! Here's a meandering interview with its star, discussing the show and many, many other things.—JS
Jul 8, 2009
A great idea with some good choices, including the requisite love for Toy Story 2. And man, were there some lean years in the mid-to-late 90s.—BK
Jul 3, 2009
Snapper, the lawn mower people, decided their brand would be better off not being associated with Wal-Mart, even though it meant turning away their millions of customers.—JS
Jul 2, 2009
I finally saw Into the Wild, and thought it was excellent. This is the magazine article that begat the book that begat the movie.—JM
Just pretend that Year One never happened, and you can enjoy this lengthy, meaty interview with the comedy legend.—JM
Jul 1, 2009
The Oscars just changed the rules so that ten movies will be nominated for Best Picture instead of five. But which movies might have been nominated if they'd changed that rule five years ago?
Gladwell looks at how the digital age has transformed the ways in which things are made and sold by way of a review of Chris Anderson's new book Free: The Future of a Radical Price.—BK
Jun 29, 2009
A bit of classic PoopReading from 2000: a profile of Simpsons writer George Meyer, one of the best profiles The New Yorker has ever done (and that's saying something).—BK
Jun 26, 2009
Without overstating the case, I can say that reading Bill Simmons' annual NBA Draft diary is one of the highlights of any true sports fan's year.—JM
Jun 25, 2009
"Anything I give you would only be a placebo." "Where do we get these placebos!?"—JM
As a warning to the presumptive #1 selection in the upcoming NBA draft, Blake Griffin, Los Angeles Clippers season ticket holder Bill Simmons breaks down the post-1976 history of the team that holds this year's top pick. It's as comprehensive as it is horrifying; that is to say: very.—JM
Jun 23, 2009
Or, essentially, "One Media Outlet's Extensive History of Whipping People into a Frenzy, Just to Do It."—JS
Jun 22, 2009
He talks about a lot of things over the course of a long, rambling conversation, including putting an end date on 30 Rock.—BK
Jun 18, 2009
A 5,000-word piece taking bores to task... put that in your irony pipe and smoke it!—JM
Jun 16, 2009
An in-depth history of cooking shows, fascinating whether you watch them or not. (I don't.)—JS
Jun 15, 2009
Bryce Harper, the 15-year-old phenom from Las Vegas who, among other things, once hit a 570-foot home run. (And no, this isn't another Sidd Finch fake out.)—BK
I've been re-watching Newhart courtesy of WGN, and it's been fun to be reminded what a hit Larry and the Darryls were, and how great Sanderson was in that role. And his modesty and graciousness in this interview just makes you want to root for him.—BK
Jun 12, 2009
An interview in The New Yorker with Bill Simmons on the NBA Finals and his upcoming book.—JM
I'm no Galifaniac, but his Comedians of Comedy performances were unique and daring (and funny) and I've never seen him in anything I didn't like him in. (Full disclosure: I have not seen Out Cold.)—JS
Jun 9, 2009
He's a character, and today his business is going gangbusters like you'd expect. (Normally I'd link to the printable, one-page version, but I find that picture of him so perfect. Yoink!)—JS
A site that makes lists for you! I can think of some guys who'd love that. This list balances the predictable with the insane, with details about ABC's Life on Mars that I'm amazed are not punishable by law.—JS
Jun 8, 2009
Really, not to toot our own horn here, but if you like baseball, and you like movies, then I don't know why on earth you wouldn't want to read this.
Jun 4, 2009
How do you make sure you have tons of great emails from prominent celebrities to answer in your preview of the NBA Finals, which start tonight? Simple; you make them up!—JM
Jun 3, 2009
Big surprise – some of the so-called "experts" that peddle advice on Oprah may not know what they're talking about.—BK
My take on a column idea that originated more than a year ago. I am nothing if not timely.
Jun 1, 2009
Harvey Haddix of the Pittsburgh Pirates once pitched twelve perfect innings... and then lost. Being a baseball geek, I've known that for years. This is an in-depth look at the game, suitable for those who know the story and those who don't.—JM
May 29, 2009
Celebrating bee week with a look back at a classic spelling bee post. (In a just world, Joe would be posting this link, since he first introduced me to it. And yet.)—JS
May 27, 2009
Terrific profile of Conan in the midst of his transition to The Tonight Show that also manages to work in a look at the changing landscape of late night comedy.—BK
May 20, 2009
With the help of science and technology, the author explores the many ways – psychologically, physically, chemically – that we experience love.—BK
Even if you aren't a fan of Grodin (to which I say, really?), it's worth reading for his refreshing candor, including a section about his work in the 2006 film The Ex that features some of the most frank answers I've ever seen an actor give.—BK
May 19, 2009
Alec Baldwin was on Letterman last week, which reminded me of this excellent profile from the days before Poop Reading. It's worth reading again, but at the very least it belongs in our archives.—JS
May 15, 2009
You're wondering if it's a coincidence I've linked to three Jonah Lehrer articles in less than a month, aren't you? Yes, it is. (But the real question is: how does he write them so fast?)—JS
May 14, 2009
A few years ago, Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell had an epic email exchange that covered mostly basketball, but also covered anything and everything else. Yesterday, they did it again. This is Part One...—JM
Here's Part Two...—JM
...and here's Part Three.—JM
May 13, 2009
A terrific feature on Woody Allen and Larry David and their collaboration on Allen's Whatever Works. (It's also a review of the film, so while there's nothing specifically spoiler-y, it does include the typical discussion of the plot and characters.)—BK
May 12, 2009
If nothing else, Star Trek gives us a nice angle to discuss the science of outer space. (Yep, the old "spaceship explosions should be silent" gripe again.)—JS
May 11, 2009
The Onion AV Club talks to one of the greats.—JM
On the heels of Manny Ramirez's suspension, Esquire reruns their offseason interview with Jonathan Papelbon, in which the Red Sox closer refers to his ex-teammate as a "cancer."—BK
May 7, 2009
I'll not go so far as to suggest that this sort of thing will be coming to America any time soon; nor will I go so far as to suggest that such a thing would be unimaginable.—JM
May 6, 2009
Gladwell's back! Gladwell's back! And he's got a nice little (or actually, not so little) piece about how underdogs win by exploiting conventional thinking – for example, by making liberal use of the full-court press in basketball.—BK
A review of two new parenting memoirs by Ayelet Waldman and PoopReading.com favorite Michael Lewis turns into a look at the changing landscape of modern parenting.—BK
May 4, 2009
A talk with Jeff Dowd, the real-life inspiration for The Dude character in The Big Lebowski. If you're not interested in his experiences being a part of the Seattle Seven in the 70s, you can find the Lebowski stuff about halfway down the page.—BK
May 1, 2009
Joe and I don't always agree – as Isaac (Robert Guillaume) said on Sports Night, if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you. Last Friday was like Isaac Day here at Poop Reading.
My descent into Facebook madness continues unabated...
Lengthy, scathing rant about the Postal Service (not the band, though that would be great, too). Kramer was right – who needs it?—JS
Apr 30, 2009
When Bill Simmons writes about the NBA, it's like when Julia Roberts goes on Letterman; you just don't want to miss it.—JM
Apr 28, 2009
We don't get much Tuesday Morning Quarterback between January and August, so I suggest we all get while the getting is good.—JM
Apr 27, 2009
Peter King tells us all we need to know about the NFL draft. Probably. I mean, if there's more to know that he hasn't told us, I wouldn't know it.—JM
Apr 24, 2009
When there's free Sedaris on offer, you take it.—JS
Apr 23, 2009
The title of the piece says it all; no need for me to try to elucidate.—JM
Apr 22, 2009
An in-depth look at the rise in the use of "neuroenhancing" drugs as a way of battling fatigue and the demands of a wired world.—BK
Apr 21, 2009
TMQ returns from hibernation with his annual NFL draft column! Rejoice!—JM
If you like Pac-Man, this'll keep you entertained for quite a while. If you don't, then greetings! How are things in Communist Russia?—JS
Apr 17, 2009
And the crime of the century behind the theft. (A similar story popped up in William Goldman's Adventures in the Screen Trade but I had no idea it was true!)—JS
Yeah, sometimes we link to fiction here at Poop Reading. Fiction that makes you think.—JS
Apr 16, 2009
Bill Simmons is right: Dwyane Wade is Jack Bauer.—JM
For those of you looking for a 10,000-word piece on the collapse of the Icelandic banking system, here's a 10,000-word piece on the collapse of the Icelandic banking system.—JM
My wife found out about this piece on Oprah; even so, you should still check it out. It's really long, but it's endlessly fascinating.—JM
Apr 15, 2009
Marinovich's story remains a sad cautionary tale: an obsessed father tries to create the perfect football player, and in the process, quite possibly destroys his son's life.—BK
Apr 10, 2009
Not updating currently, but among the most poopable things I've ever seen online. Print out a few of these entries whenever you need a quick fix.—JS
Apr 8, 2009
Ted Williams was a piece of work, with a mix of rage and ego that made him a borderline sociopath, and that comes roaring through every inch of this super-long profile of the Hall of Fame hitter, now available online for the first time since it originally ran back in 1986.—BK
Apr 2, 2009
As this piece accurately points out, "there are only four people alive so familiar to Minnesotans that they can be referred to by a single moniker: Jesse, Prince, Dylan — and Sid." (thanks to Cousin Adam for the link)—JM
Apr 1, 2009
In honor of this, the foolingest of days, here's some classic poop reading that's my choice for the greatest hoax of all time.—BK
Mar 30, 2009
I first came across this December 1981 Sports Illustrated profile of Andre the Giant ten years ago or so, and I've read it at least once a year since then. It's one of the more interesting things you'll ever read, and it'll keep you in poop reading for about a week. Enjoy!—JM
Mar 26, 2009
An interview with philosopher Alva Noë about the nature of human consciousness. I don't know about you, but I dig this sort of thing.—JM
Mar 23, 2009
This ESPN "Outside the Lines" piece, which digs a little deeper into the peculiar story of a 73-year-old college basketball player, ought to keep you busy for quite a while.—JM
Mar 20, 2009
No, we're not being paid from the I Love You, Man promotional budget. Just thought I ought to make that clear.—JS
Mar 18, 2009
As always with these kind of things, you might quibble with the choices, but you can't dispute the greatness of the idea. And man, is that Sports Region tough.—BK
The Catch-22 of all celebrity is that we want to feel like we know these people, but the reality of the circumstances makes that inherently impossible. And the Catch-22 of this profile is that it makes you feel like you know Ben Affleck.—BK
Mar 17, 2009
This'll get us to the Sweet Sixteen; tomorrow I'll take us the rest of the way.
Mar 11, 2009
How writer/director Tony Gilroy (Michael Clayton, Duplicity) works to find new ways to surprise jaded movie audiences.—BK
Mar 9, 2009
One of our underappreciated favorites talks about Joss Whedon, comedy, his early soap opera work, and his new ABC show Castle.—BK
Mar 5, 2009
It doesn't even matter who Phil is. Everybody should write this list and put it on the internet. But since I'm not going to, here's Phil's.—JM
Feb 26, 2009
Family commitments have kept me from writing anything new the last day or two, but I figured I'd put up this oldie but goodie. Not to be immodest, but it might be my favorite thing I've ever written.
Brilliant profile. At times it's a maddening and skittish read, which seems to mirror the experience of spending time with Gervais.—JS
Feb 23, 2009
Plenty of people liveblog the Oscars; you can bet TWoP does it best.—JM
Another sign of 30 Rock's underappreciation: in order to get a nice, long article about the best show on American television, we have to turn to the British.—BK
Feb 20, 2009
If you read Joe's Oscar picks and thought to yourself, "These are entertaining and insightful, but I prefer fewer laughs and more spittle-spewing rants," then you are in luck, my friends!
My Oscars picks column comes to PoopReading.com... and the world will never be the same. Okay, fine; it will. Just go ahead and read this in any case, okay?
Feb 19, 2009
To tide you over until tomorrow, when PoopReading.com offers fresh, homegrown Oscar picks, here are some from the indispensable AwardsDaily.com—JM
Feb 18, 2009
As a topic, it's a horse that has seen better days, but the style of the piece and his theory on the difference in fan/media outrage between baseball and football players make it worth checking out.—BK
Feb 17, 2009
Through a profile of the Rockets' Shane Battier, Lewis digs into the emergence of statistical analysis in the NBA. Can we just have Michael Lewis write all the in-depth sports profiles? Please?—BK
Fire. Sliced bread. The automobile. Flight. Landing on the moon. These were some of mankind's greatest achievements. Until now.
Feb 16, 2009
Lengthy, entertaining profile of comedian Demetri Martin, he of the new Comedy Central smash hit Important Things.—JS
Feb 13, 2009
A fascinating exploration of the shifting factors influencing one of life's biggest decisions: wait for true love, or settle?—JS
Leitch gives an in-depth recounting of his infamous April 2008 appearance on HBO's Costas Now.—BK
Feb 12, 2009
I don't really follow the NBA when my Minnesota Timberwolves are bad (i.e., I don't really follow the NBA), but I feel like I get all I need to know from The Sports Guy's annual trade values column.—JM
Feb 11, 2009
Finally – and definitively – all-time great Super Bowl #17 through all-time great Super Bowl #1. And I don't want to hear any arguments out of any of you.
Feb 9, 2009
Without giving away any of the titles, I can tell you that it manages to give some love to Albert Brooks, Steve Martin and Pixar, which is enough to win us over.—BK
Feb 5, 2009
There are so many generalizations in this piece that, if you ever went to grad school, your brain will actually liquefy and drip out of your nostrils as you read this. You just won't be able to handle it. And the generalizations are pretty much right on, too, which will only make you madder.—JM
Feb 4, 2009
I understand that war is hell. I understand that killing is not to be romanticized. That said, you must – must! – check this out; it's one of the best things I've read on the internet in ages.—JM
Feb 3, 2009
The NFL season isn't really over until Gregg Easterbrook writes his Super Bowl column and hands out the Longest Award in Sports. Enjoy.—JM
Searching for the interview about Phil Connors staying in Punxsutawney for 10 years in Groundhog Day, I found this. Which is also interesting, and reveals the early incubation of The Year One.—JS
Feb 2, 2009
In which I take Entertainment Weekly to task, make a hypocrite of myself, and generally rue the continued underappreciation of Albert Brooks.
May as well let the King sum up XLIII for us, no?—JM
A profile of director Bob Fishman that details the incredible amount of effort that goes into making a successful TV broadcast of an NFL game.—BK
Jan 28, 2009
Newsweek's annual Oscar roundtable is always terrific, and with Robert Downey, Jr. and Mickey Rourke on hand, this one stays plenty interesting.—BK
Jan 27, 2009
There's not much football left this season (i.e., one game), which means there's not much Gregg Easterbook left this season. Read him while you still can!—JM
Jan 26, 2009
It's been a while since I linked to Peter King, but I figured if anybody would be able to make anything of the NFL's pre-Super Bowl off-week, it would be him.—JM
Jan 23, 2009
I am by no means a pet person, and I don't usually go in for the sentimental "my beloved dog" stuff. But, to paraphrase the great Bill McNeal, you'd have to be a robot not to cry at this.—JM
Jan 21, 2009
I only saw 20; that's what happens when you start having kids, I'm afraid. But, out of those 20, there were surprisingly few dogs. Find out which one I liked best; I'm sure you're just dying to know.
Jan 20, 2009
An ultra-high-end scavenger hunt goes wrong in the Nevada desert. Beware all activities that require a "liability waiver."—JS
Jan 16, 2009
Much like I had to do seven days ago, The Sports Guy tries to pick up the pieces after an 0-4 weekend with the NFL picks.—JM
Jan 15, 2009
These people are smart, funny, and hardworking. What do they have to do to get the recognition they deserve? Be smarter, funnier, and hardworkinger?
Jan 14, 2009
Now that "American Idol" is losing steam and getting desperate, to the point of adding a fourth judge to a panel that's been the same for seven years, I figure this is the perfect time to start writing about it on the internet.
Jan 13, 2009
The evidence is piled on, so skim liberally, but some powerhouse entries (like Peter Travers's baby-on-baby action) mustn't be missed. (I won't soon forget this instant-classic gem: "Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson are this generation's most engaging on-screen couple.")—JS
The world's best, longest, and least-about-football football column is almost done for the year; don't miss it while it's still around!—JM
Jan 12, 2009
A look at movie marketing via a profile of one highly-skilled practitioner of that art. An utterly fascinating and depressing look at the state of modern studio moviemaking.—BK
I enjoy Baseball Hall of Fame debates, as long as we acknowledge that it's all just time-filling silliness. Because as long as Bert Blyleven isn't in (he was denied induction again today), no one can actually take this seriously.—JM
Jan 9, 2009
For all the grammar nerds who've flocked to us following yesterday's posting of the "wherefore" rant and the spell-checker analysis, this will delight you.—JS
Jan 6, 2009
Studies indicate that when we fight our temptations we really fight with ourselves. Struggling to lose weight, quit smoking, or finish that novel? The good news is, either way you win!—JS
What can the Detroit Lions learn from eight other NFL teams that have suffered through disastrous seasons? Plenty.
Jan 5, 2009
I wrote this a few months ago, but it still holds true. Besides, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!
Dec 29, 2008
The tradition continues – a Vikings win equals a Peter King link.—JM
Dec 26, 2008
For those of you with new iTunes gift cards burning a hole in your pocket.—BK
Dec 23, 2008
Longish, but there are worse people to spend a few extra minutes reading about.—JS
Dec 22, 2008
One day after a gut-wrenching Minnesota Vikings home loss to the Falcons, it's only fitting that we link to a recap of a "HIMYM" episode wherein a plot point involves the mother of all gut-wrenching Minnesota Vikings home losses to the Falcons.—JM
Dec 18, 2008
Not a great deal of suspense for 2008's Time Magazine "Person of the Year." And maybe I'm nuts, but, when it's actually a man, can't we go ahead and say "Man of the Year?" Just for old time's sake?—JM
Dec 17, 2008
It was probably that evil Gavin MacLeod, or George "Goober" Lindsey.
I once heard someone say that they didn't feel like they'd seen a movie until they read Pauline Kael's review of it. I feel the same way about Linda Holmes, TWoP's former Miss Alli, and "Survivor" episodes.—JM
Mostly by burying it in a deep, deep hole, it appears.—BK
Dec 16, 2008
A touching exploration of the way that jokes, and a specific sense of humor, tend to run through a family.—BK
Dec 15, 2008
Every time the Vikings win, I link to Peter King here on the homepage. The Vikings have won four in a row... I'm afraid to stop!—JM
I have to see this movie. (And unfortunately, you have to click on four different pages to read this article.)—BK
Dec 12, 2008
Simmons went 5-11 with his NFL picks last week. I went 9-7. I'm just sayin'.—JM
Highlighting the potential winners among next year's slated releases.—BK
Dec 11, 2008
Comparing the degree of difficulty in identifying potential greatness in two vastly different fields: NFL quarterbacking and teaching. How awesome is Gladwell?—BK
Dec 9, 2008
Lamenting the dearth of originality since the days of Hoosiers and Field of Dreams.—BK
Dec 8, 2008
You know our (well, my) policy: when the Vikings win, it's fun to read about the weekend's NFL action. Have fun!—JM
Overly dour at times, and the writing gets surprisingly slapdash, but if you're as a big a Fey fan as we are, it's a worthwhile read.—BK
Dec 5, 2008
Bill Simmons is back, and so are his "Ramblings." Rejoice, America.—JM
Trey Parker and Matt Stone discuss the ways in which South Park pushes people's buttons.—JS
Dec 4, 2008
A Bill James assertion about baseball and character leads to a rogues gallery of dirty rotten scoundrels.
Dec 1, 2008
When the Vikings win, we here at PoopReading.com are more interested in reading NFL weekend-in-review stuff. Well, two of us are; the third cares no more for football than he otherwise does. Anyway, enjoy Peter King!—JM
Nov 25, 2008
An update on the Netflix Prize, the puzzles of computerized recommendation, and the ongoing scourge of Napoleon Dynamite.—JS
Nov 20, 2008
A farewell homage to the boys over at firejoemorgan.com.
Nov 19, 2008
An involved and fascinating look at the history of suck.com, another in the Internet's history of excellent and now-defunct sites.—JS
Nov 18, 2008
A panel of 179 musicians, journalists, record execs and others produces a massive document. You can argue over the choices, but you can't deny that this is a fine piece of listmaking.—BK
Nov 17, 2008
A look at some recent books on the scourge of "overparenting," with fresh insights and many questions worth pondering.—JS
Is there such a thing as genius? Gladwell contends success is really a matter of hours and hours of hard work. The analysis is fascinating.—JS
Nov 13, 2008
Part one of a two-day mailbag extravaganza from Simmons. Part two comes tomorrow.—JM
Nov 10, 2008
There's definitely a movie in here. Get Will Ferrell on the phone, somebody!—JM
Do you realize that the Vikings are tied for first place? Yes, those Vikings. The ones who stink. I know, I can't believe it either. Read about this and other NFL developments the one and only Peter King.—JM
Nov 7, 2008
In an off week for yours truly, please to enjoy a real NFL column.—JM
Nov 6, 2008
The author of "Positively Fifth Street" writes about his 2008 World Series of Poker experience.—JM
Nov 3, 2008
Lengthy profile of Baseball Prospectus stat-cruncher Nate Silver, who's analyzing political polls on the side at FiveThirtyEight.com to see if he can predict the election.—JS
Ranking the Wild Card Era MLB postseasons. The scoring system is more than a little arbitrary, but it's still a fun concept.—BK
Nov 2, 2008
How The Big Lebowski became the most worshipped comedy of its generation.—BK
Oct 28, 2008
My close personal friend Bill Simmons previews the 2008-2009 NBA season.—JM
Oct 27, 2008
A few notes about this GQ profile of Jimmy Kimmel: 1) I haven't read it yet, but I'm sure it's good, 2) it's on like 12 different pages, so you'll have to do a lot of clicking, and 3) page 4 seems to be missing as I write this. Still; check it out.—JM
Oct 24, 2008
Bill Simmons offers up a modestly titled fantasy basketball preview column.—JM
Oct 20, 2008
Williams' deal signals labor strife while Dallas faces chemistry issues.—JM
Oct 18, 2008
Malcolm Gladwell explores the differences between creative prodigies and late bloomers. Fascinating, and for some of us, reason to hope.—BK
Oct 17, 2008
Bill Simmons on the [plural possessive form of "Red Sox"] latest insane, ridiculous, history-defying comeback.—JM
Oct 16, 2008
A weird, fascinating and occasionally hilarious profile of Norm Macdonald, done about a year-and-a-half ago. Still makes for good reading, though.—JM
Splitting lists is for cowards trying to pad out their archives. My archives speak for themselves!
Yet another exposé of security theater at the airport pre-boarding screening.—JS
Oct 14, 2008
Those poor Patriots, they look plain awful.—JM
Oct 13, 2008
With dark clouds approaching, can the Cowboys weather the storm?—JM
Oct 12, 2008
The funniest writer in the history of The Simpsons talks about hobo obsessions, cynicism in comedy, and praying for Mojo. From 2004, but still terrific.—BK
Oct 10, 2008
Our "length" meter only goes up to three rolls, but, this Bill Simmons mailbag should keep you busy for an awfully long time.—JM
The New Yorker's presidential endorsement may be an obvious one, but it's excellently stated. If "associations" are really such a huge liability, can one do worse than George W. Bush? Jameson (and the New Yorker) thinks not.—JS
Oct 8, 2008
Elgin Baylor's legacy should be that of a pioneer who paved the way for the modern NBA.—JM
Oct 7, 2008
Could Eli Manning be better than his big bro? Yes.—JM
Oct 6, 2008
Running backs calling the plays and taking snaps? Just another Sunday.—JM
Oct 2, 2008
One of the internet's few absolute must-reads, Bill Simmons breaks down the "Karate Kid" trilogy in a post that resonates every bit as much today as it did when he wrote it six years ago.—JM
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