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Mar 5, 2010

Oscar Picks 2010 (Jameson Edition)!

Pretty much the same list of predictions you can get anywhere else online, with a lot more crazed ranting about the meaninglessness of it all.

The Man in the Bomb Suit

Mar 4, 2010

Out of the West: Clint Eastwood's Shifting Landscape

Oscar Picks 2010!

I haven't seen any of the movies, which means my judgment will not – cannot! – be clouded. This is my year.

Mar 3, 2010

2010 Movie Draft

We did this last year and you shit your pants from its awesomeness. All we can say is, we hope you bought at least two new pairs of pants this year.

Mar 2, 2010

The Five-Year Oscar Rule: Best Picture, 2004

Brandon wants to shoot DVDs into space. Mike wants to shave Morgan Spurlock. Joe threatens to punch Jameson in the face. Jameson threatens to burn down the Internet. But in the end, the love is just too strong...

Feb 25, 2010

Ten Rules For Writing Fiction (Part One)

Ten Rules For Writing Fiction (Part Two)

Feb 23, 2010

Coloring the Kingdom

Feb 17, 2010

Roger Ebert: The Essential Man

Feb 15, 2010

The Curse of Fletch

Feb 10, 2010

A.V. Club Interview: Aziz Ansari

Feb 4, 2010

Readers Respond, Part I

Readers Respond, Part II

Feb 3, 2010

Electric Company

Jan 28, 2010

What Makes a Great Teacher?

Jan 18, 2010

The Conservative Case for Gay Marriage

Jan 13, 2010

The Spectacular Failure of Alec Baldwin

Jan 12, 2010

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Jan 11, 2010

Saint Elizabeth and the Ego Monster

Jan 8, 2010

A World of Hits

Jan 7, 2010

Hitting Bottom

Jan 6, 2010

Food Fighter

Dec 18, 2009

Primer: Steven Spielberg

Dec 17, 2009

The Noughties: A Fond(ish) Farewell

Dec 11, 2009

2009: The Year in Band Names

Dec 9, 2009

Man of Extremes

Dec 8, 2009

When TV Became Art

All That

Dec 7, 2009

The Best Films of the '00s

Dec 5, 2009

Time To Tempt the Sports Gods

Dec 3, 2009

The Growing Backlash Against Overparenting

Dec 1, 2009

The Puzzle of Boys

Nov 30, 2009

Monday Morning Quarterback

The Best Books of the '00s

Nov 16, 2009

The Best TV Series of the '00s

Nov 13, 2009

Global Impositioning Systems

Nov 12, 2009

Edit This Page

Nov 11, 2009

Robert Downey Jr.: The Second Greatest Actor in the World

Nov 6, 2009

Half the Battle

Deconstructing the Nicolas Cage apocalypse movie Knowing. Now that we have an inkling why he made it, why the hell was it ever America's #1 movie?

Nov 2, 2009

Monday Morning Quarterback

The Devil in David Letterman

Oct 29, 2009

Time Machine: Vikings at Packers, Dec. 22, 1996

Oct 27, 2009

Commencement Speech to the Havard Class of 2000

Oct 26, 2009

End State: Is California Finished?

Oct 23, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: John Cleese

Oct 22, 2009

"Eating the Dinosaur": Football

Oct 19, 2009

23 Reasons Why a Profile of Pete Carroll Does Not Appear in This Space

Oct 14, 2009

Offensive Play

Oct 13, 2009

Decline Is a Choice

Oct 8, 2009

Who Killed California?

Oct 7, 2009

The Fall and Rise of Dave Letterman

Oct 5, 2009

Welcome to the NFL Power Poll

Sep 29, 2009

Turning to Tie-Ins, Lego Thinks Beyond the Brick

Sep 25, 2009

Game Brain

Sep 16, 2009

Comic Relief

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Sep 15, 2009

Unjust and Ineffective

Sep 11, 2009

Bringing "Where the Wild Things Are" to the Screen

Sep 10, 2009

A Stream of Football Consciousness

Sep 9, 2009

Comedy Isn't Funny

Sep 4, 2009

Vintage Vegas, Part II

Has 3-D already failed?

Sep 3, 2009

You're Never Too Old For Vegas

The Rubber Room

Sep 1, 2009

The Placebo Problem

Aug 31, 2009

The Worst Of the Virtually Unstoppable

Aug 28, 2009

Pop Culture's Retarded Future: Stuff They're Actually Making

Aug 27, 2009

Why Craigslist Is Such a Mess

Why Exercise Won't Make You Thin

Aug 26, 2009

Jameson's Top Ten TV Shows of the 2008-09 Season

You've read the top ten lists that make no mention of Psych – now read the one that mentions it constantly!

A.V. Club Interview: Patton Oswalt

Aug 24, 2009

Monday Morning Quarterback

Aug 18, 2009

Secrets of Magus

Aug 12, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: David Wain

A.V. Club Interview: Jon Hamm

Aug 10, 2009

Monday Morning Quarterback

Aug 7, 2009

Telephone Terrorist

Aug 5, 2009

The Courthouse Ring

Aug 4, 2009

The Edge of Reason?

Jul 30, 2009

Betrayal

Jul 28, 2009

The Revolutionary

The Other 5 Best Picture Nominees: What if the Academy Had Instituted the New 10 Nominee Rule in 2000?

Jul 27, 2009

A "Band-Aid" For the NBA Offseason, Part One

Jul 23, 2009

XXXL: Why Are We So Fat?

Jul 16, 2009

Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature

Jul 15, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: Michael Ian Black & Michael Showalter

Steve Martin Defends His Pink Panther Sequel

The Joe You Don't Know

Jul 14, 2009

Bamboozling Ourselves

Jul 10, 2009

Jonathan Katz, A.K.A. The Doctor

Jul 8, 2009

The Best Movie Sequels of the Year from 1989 to 2009

Jul 3, 2009

The Man Who Said No to Wal-Mart

Jul 2, 2009

Death of an Innocent

Harold Ramis Gets the Last Laugh

Jul 1, 2009

Ten Best Picture Nominees? Sure! Why Not?

The Oscars just changed the rules so that ten movies will be nominated for Best Picture instead of five. But which movies might have been nominated if they'd changed that rule five years ago?

Priced to Sell

Jun 29, 2009

Taking Humor Seriously: George Meyer, the Funniest Man Behind the Funniest Show on TV

Jun 26, 2009

Welcome to NBA Draft Diary XIII

Jun 25, 2009

The Placebo Effect

Open Letter to Blake Griffin

Jun 23, 2009

The Top 10 Most Absurd Time Covers of The Past 40 Years

Jun 22, 2009

Playboy Interview: Alec Baldwin

Jun 18, 2009

Enough Already

Jun 16, 2009

TV Dinners

Jun 15, 2009

Baseball's LeBron

A.V. Club Interview: William Sanderson

Jun 12, 2009

Studying the Finals

The Making of Zach Galifianakis

Jun 9, 2009

Nick Popovich, Super Repo Man

Most Bizarre Series Finales of All Time

Jun 8, 2009

The PoopReading.com Baseball Movie Draft

Really, not to toot our own horn here, but if you like baseball, and you like movies, then I don't know why on earth you wouldn't want to read this.

Jun 4, 2009

Letters of the Rich and Famous

Jun 3, 2009

Crazy Talk

The 12 Most Underappreciated Films of My Lifetime

My take on a column idea that originated more than a year ago. I am nothing if not timely.

Jun 1, 2009

The Greatest Game Ever Pitched

May 29, 2009

Great sports any way you spell it

May 27, 2009

Heeeere's... Conan!!!

May 20, 2009

Do I Love My Wife? An Investigative Report

A.V. Club Interview: Charles Grodin

May 19, 2009

Why Me?

May 15, 2009

Don't: The Secret of Self-Control

May 14, 2009

Gladwell-Simmons II: Ultimate Rematch

Gladwell-Simmons II: Part 2

Gladwell-Simmons II: Part 3

May 13, 2009

The Unshine Boys

May 12, 2009

Critiquing the Science in Star Trek

May 11, 2009

Dana Gould

Jonathan Papelbon Grinds His Teeth

May 7, 2009

The Internet Saved My Tongue: How I Beat Canada's "Human Rights" Censors

May 6, 2009

How David Beats Goliath

The Worst Parents in the World

May 4, 2009

Ten Years After Lebowski, the Real Dude Still Abides

May 1, 2009

Allow Me to Retort

Joe and I don't always agree – as Isaac (Robert Guillaume) said on Sports Night, if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you. Last Friday was like Isaac Day here at Poop Reading.

The Weekly Log, 5/1/09

My descent into Facebook madness continues unabated...

Going Postal

Apr 30, 2009

Fouls, Flops, Fiascoes... But Not Flagrant

Apr 28, 2009

TMQ Breaks Down the NFL Draft

Apr 27, 2009

Monday Morning Quarterback

Apr 24, 2009

Guy Walks into a Bar Car

Apr 23, 2009

"Have You Checked The Children?": 22 Awful Fictional Babysitters

Apr 22, 2009

Brain Gain

Apr 21, 2009

The NFL Draft Must Be Mocked

The Pac-Man Dossier

Apr 17, 2009

Stealing Mona Lisa

The Last Question

Apr 16, 2009

An MVP Race For the Ages

Wall Street On the Tundra

What Do Women Want?

Apr 15, 2009

Todd Marinovich: The Man Who Never Was

Apr 10, 2009

Saved by the Bell Quote of the Day

Apr 8, 2009

What Do You Think of Ted Williams Now?

Apr 2, 2009

The Last Sports Reporter

Apr 1, 2009

The Curious Case of Sidd Finch

Mar 30, 2009

To The Giant Among Us

Mar 26, 2009

You Are Not Your Brain

Mar 23, 2009

The Legend of Ken Mink

Mar 20, 2009

Interview: Paul Rudd and Jason Segel

Mar 18, 2009

Bracket Mania: Greatest Movie Lines of All Time

Ben Affleck: A Smart, Talented Man Trapped in Lindsay Lohan's Life

Mar 17, 2009

My 2009 Bracket, Part One

This'll get us to the Sweet Sixteen; tomorrow I'll take us the rest of the way.

Mar 11, 2009

Twister

Mar 9, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: Nathan Fillion

Mar 5, 2009

Phil's Favorite 100 Movies of All Time

Feb 26, 2009

The Voice of Tony Siragusa

Family commitments have kept me from writing anything new the last day or two, but I figured I'd put up this oldie but goodie. Not to be immodest, but it might be my favorite thing I've ever written.

Will Hollywood wipe the smile off Ricky Gervais's face?

Feb 23, 2009

Oscar Oscar

Tina Fey and the Success of 30 Rock

Feb 20, 2009

Oscar Picks 2009 (Jameson Edition)!

If you read Joe's Oscar picks and thought to yourself, "These are entertaining and insightful, but I prefer fewer laughs and more spittle-spewing rants," then you are in luck, my friends!

Oscar Picks 2009!

My Oscars picks column comes to PoopReading.com... and the world will never be the same. Okay, fine; it will. Just go ahead and read this in any case, okay?

Feb 19, 2009

Daniel's Final Predictions

Feb 18, 2009

Steroid Symphony

Feb 17, 2009

The No-Stats All-Star

2009 Movie Draft

Fire. Sliced bread. The automobile. Flight. Landing on the moon. These were some of mankind's greatest achievements. Until now.

Feb 16, 2009

Timing Is Everything

Feb 13, 2009

Marry Him!

Buzz, Bob, Projectile Spittle and Me

Feb 12, 2009

NBA Trade Value Rankings

Feb 11, 2009

Ranking the Super Bowls, Part Three

Finally – and definitively – all-time great Super Bowl #17 through all-time great Super Bowl #1. And I don't want to hear any arguments out of any of you.

Feb 9, 2009

Romance Minus the Schmaltz: 29 Falling-In-Love Movies We Actually Believe In

Feb 5, 2009

The Meaning of Sarah Palin

Feb 4, 2009

5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy

Feb 3, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Harold Ramis Interview

Feb 2, 2009

25 Years of Film Comedy

In which I take Entertainment Weekly to task, make a hypocrite of myself, and generally rue the continued underappreciation of Albert Brooks.

Monday Morning Quarterback

The Hardest Job in Football

Jan 28, 2009

Inside the Actors' Studio

Jan 27, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Jan 26, 2009

Monday Morning Quarterback

Jan 23, 2009

One Final Toss For The Dooze

Jan 21, 2009

All the 2008 Movies I Saw

I only saw 20; that's what happens when you start having kids, I'm afraid. But, out of those 20, there were surprisingly few dogs. Find out which one I liked best; I'm sure you're just dying to know.

Jan 20, 2009

The Game

Jan 16, 2009

Winless, But Not Witless...

Jan 15, 2009

12 Underappreciated Comedy Actors and Actresses

These people are smart, funny, and hardworking. What do they have to do to get the recognition they deserve? Be smarter, funnier, and hardworkinger?

Jan 14, 2009

"American Idol" Is Back, and I've Got It Covered

Now that "American Idol" is losing steam and getting desperate, to the point of adding a fourth judge to a panel that's been the same for seven years, I figure this is the perfect time to start writing about it on the internet.

Jan 13, 2009

Film Critic Whores of the Year

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Jan 12, 2009

The Cobra

40 For Cooperstown

Jan 9, 2009

The End Matter

Jan 6, 2009

First Person Plural

Where Do the Lions Go From Here?

What can the Detroit Lions learn from eight other NFL teams that have suffered through disastrous seasons? Plenty.

Jan 5, 2009

The Nine Most Under-Appreciated Films of My Lifetime

I wrote this a few months ago, but it still holds true. Besides, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!

Dec 29, 2008

Monday Morning Quarterback

Dec 26, 2008

The 100 Best Singles of 2008

Dec 23, 2008

Profile: Philip Seymour Hoffman

Dec 22, 2008

"How I Met Your Mother" Recap: "Little Minnesota"

Dec 18, 2008

Why History Can't Wait

Dec 17, 2008

Who Killed The Simpsons?

It was probably that evil Gavin MacLeod, or George "Goober" Lindsey.

The Survivor Finale: Aw, Yeah

How Bud Selig and Baseball Survived the Mitchell Report

Dec 16, 2008

Dead Man Laughing

Dec 15, 2008

Monday Morning Quarterback

The Crazy Cult of The Room

Dec 12, 2008

NFL Gifts That Keep On Giving

The Ten Best Movies of 2009 - That's Right, 2009

Dec 11, 2008

Most Likely to Succeed

Dec 9, 2008

15 Recent Sports Films That Prove Why Hollywood's Most Clichéd Genre Needs to Die

Dec 8, 2008

Monday Morning Quarterback

What Tina Fey Wants

Dec 5, 2008

Rambling Toward Week 14

South Park Libertarians

Dec 4, 2008

191 Hits

A Bill James assertion about baseball and character leads to a rogues gallery of dirty rotten scoundrels.

Dec 1, 2008

Monday Morning Quarterback

Nov 25, 2008

If You Liked This, You're Sure to Love That

Nov 20, 2008

Howling Ethical Malfeasance

A farewell homage to the boys over at firejoemorgan.com.

Nov 19, 2008

The Big Fish

Nov 18, 2008

The 100 Greatest Singers of All-Time

Nov 17, 2008

The Child Trap

Excerpt from Outliers

Nov 13, 2008

Sports Czar is Fired Up, Ready To Go

Nov 10, 2008

Fourteen Reasons To Become a Professional Foosball Player

Monday Morning Quarterback

Nov 7, 2008

Powerful Glimpse Into the Future

Nov 6, 2008

Zero and Counting

Nov 3, 2008

The Spreadsheet Psychic

Were the 2008 Playoffs a Dud?

Nov 2, 2008

The Decade of the Dude

Oct 28, 2008

The NBA Finally Has Its Curves Back

Oct 27, 2008

Inaugurate This!

Oct 24, 2008

The King of All Fantasy Previews

Oct 20, 2008

Monday Morning Quarterback

Oct 18, 2008

Late Bloomers

Oct 17, 2008

The Red Sox Make It To Midnight

Oct 16, 2008

Norm Macdonald's Big Gamble

Top Ten TV Shows, 2007-2008 Season

Splitting lists is for cowards trying to pad out their archives. My archives speak for themselves!

The Things He Carried

Oct 14, 2008

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Oct 13, 2008

Monday Morning Quarterback

Oct 12, 2008

Interview with George Meyer

Oct 10, 2008

The Mailbag Returns After a Long Summer Nap

The Choice

Oct 8, 2008

Founding Father

Oct 7, 2008

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Oct 6, 2008

Monday Morning Quarterback

Oct 2, 2008

The "Karate Kid" trilogy

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