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Sep 3, 2010
Before applying, just make sure you have a safety school, like O'Reilly Tech, Hannity College, or Dartmouth.
I'd say he's overlooking some very enterprising truck stop meth labs and online diploma mills, but yeah, let's say Netflix is in the top five most underestimated.—JS
A succinct and well-reasoned plea for more effective allocation of time, energy, and money when it comes to air travel.—JS
Sep 2, 2010
Steve Rushin reflects on the last season of outdoor Twins baseball (1981)... and the first (2010).—JM
This is undoubtedly mankind's greatest achievement. Curing polio and going to the moon can lick my balls.—JM
Sep 1, 2010
Good argument suggesting that the best way to cut down on pitcher injuries in MLB is a stronger dose of prevention before they even get there. Likely tough to pull off, but worth fighting for.—BK
Aug 31, 2010
I don't know enough football to say whether the argument lands, but that's a headline! (And, after Googling in vain for a choice Goldblum profile on the heels of The Switch, it was either that, or this.)—JS
In short, eat your shoes.—JS
Aug 27, 2010
Luckily, there's enough green jackets for everyone in the family.
Here's a modest proposal for our times: do away with free parking in any public place. It sounds a little crazy at first, but there might be something to this.—JS
Aug 26, 2010
I love when people think you can learn stuff about society from watching reality TV. Because I certainly do, and always have.—JM
Aug 20, 2010
If you build it, they will scrum.
Aug 13, 2010
If you're JetBlue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where you can earn plaudits: puttin' on the PR blitz.
Aug 12, 2010
I like a good romantic comedy as much as the next man. Probably way, way more than the next man, in fact.—JM
Aug 10, 2010
A brief update on the latest tempest in the Net Neutrality debate – entertaining for the number of times it's mentioned that regulators negotiate with the industry they're regulating, or the industry agrees to regulators' level of authority.—JS
I'll flood the Internet with links decrying 3D movies if I have to! (I've got young Nate Kruse on my side at least – bless him.)—JS
Aug 9, 2010
Lots of cool info on the current production of the movie I never thought would get made (though I'm very excited that it is). And I'd just like to remind everyone that I was the first guy to cast Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman in the same film.—BK
Aug 6, 2010
You can't spell "Favre indecision" without "divine fiasco." (You also can't spell it without "fine vino sidecar," but that's just silly.)
Aug 5, 2010
This isn't exactly of-the-moment, but I finally saw Kick-Ass last night and couldn't have enjoyed it more. But it's most certainly not for everyone, so I offer two differing takes on the movie.—JM
And here's Roger Ebert's take. I disagree, but, he's built up enough movie-critic trust with me over the years that I feel his opinion must be given due weight. No fat joke intended, I swear.—JM
Aug 4, 2010
Fun stuff – especially a neat little tidbit about Stanley Tucci's gift for name-changing advice.—BK
Too short, and doesn't quite live up to the titillation of the headline, but time with Kline is always well-spent.—BK
Aug 3, 2010
An exhaustive series if examples relating how not having a car became Hollywood shorthand for loser.—JS
Jul 30, 2010
Loose lips, now at your fingertips!
A witty and reasonable take on the "can gay actors play straight" kerfuffle. (Hat tip, Sam B. Yes, Sam – we finally got around to checking our e-mail.)—JS
Jul 28, 2010
From Sarah Palin to rejected Jeopardy! categories to the Congressional health care bill (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
If our incessant recommendations that you check out C.K.'s new FX show Louie have not been enough to convince you watch, perhaps this write-up of the show will finally do the trick.—BK
Post-Steinbrenner, Leitch feels the Yankees have no personality left. I could not agree more.—BK
Jul 24, 2010
Oh like you've never been caught delivering a series of screaming, profanity-laced tirades on the phone to the Russian singer-songwriter who bore your child.
Jul 23, 2010
I feel dumb saying this, but spoiler alert if you've never seen Casablanca, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Jazz Singer, Battleship Potemkin, and The Seventh Seal. That was probably unnecessary, huh?—BK
Jul 22, 2010
TV critic Sepinwall is spending the summer revisiting "Firefly," as we all should. Every summer. Major spoilers, but if you've gone this long without watching "Firefly" then you don't deserve plot twists. Or even, quite frankly, to go on living.—JM
Jul 16, 2010
No, even they don't understand why Two and a Half Men is so popular.
Jul 15, 2010
This is more of a click-through photo gallery with (ample) text, not the type of thing that generally makes for the best poop reading. But dude... Joss Whedon's best episodes ever! Come ON!—JM
Jul 14, 2010
Yes, there were many reasons to despise George Steinbrenner during his tenure as owner of the Yankees, but you can't deny the man this: he did everything he could to win, and as a Twins fan, there were times (see Pohlad, Carl) when I would have loved to have an owner like that.—BK
Based on the premise that back in 2002 (after the release of Signs), Time Magazine declared M. Night Shyamalan to be the next Spielberg, and they would now like to withdraw their pick.—BK
Jul 13, 2010
It's really rare that Holmes and I agree on anything in pop culture (I see to it, in fact), but I watched Fletch again recently, and despite my respect for it I didn't laugh much either.—JS
Jul 9, 2010
Stupid perpetuation of the species!
Jul 7, 2010
C.K. talks about his new TV show, his old TV show, the realities of parenting, and yes, a little of what the title of the article refers to.—BK
Edward Hopper's Nighthawks is my favorite painting, and so I found this story of a search for the New York City building that reportedly inspired the work of art to be fascinating.—BK
Jul 6, 2010
Same reason people pretended to watch a lot of Masterpiece Theatre back when the Nielsens were all based on diaries: we want to seem better than we are. But the shifting ways they lie tell us about the kind of dads they wish they were today vs. yesteryear.—JS
Jul 2, 2010
And this after we've spent all these years celebrating their accomplishments by eating hot dogs and blowing stuff up.
Jun 30, 2010
Having recently lost weight largely by improving my sleep habits, I have to say this article hits the nail on the head.—BK
The list of things I miss about living in Southern California is small (friends, In-N-Out Burger, access to the mountains), but getting to listen to Vin Scully call a baseball game on a regular basis is definitely on there.—BK
Jun 25, 2010
Because if there's one thing slicker than oil, it's good spin doctoring.
Open defecation, the challenge of talking about poop, and one man's search for "the Angelina Jolie of toilets." (Hat tip, Mom.)—JS
Jun 24, 2010
I say it's all temporary and soccer once again fails to catch on here (kind of like, how much televised swimming have you watched since Michael Phelps at the 2008 Olympics?), but for now it's all terribly exciting. And if this piece is any indication, Roger Bennett is the perfect man to help us enjoy it until our World Cup fever dies down (which could happen as early as Saturday afternoon).—JM
Jun 23, 2010
The story of Dandy, an offshoot of the Phillie Phanatic that proved to be pretty much his polar opposite in terms of popularity.—BK
Jun 22, 2010
If you're a reader of novels, that "somewhere" is "practically everywhere." Is it a narrative device, a way to pad the page count, or an in-joke – a literary Wilhelm Scream?—JS
Now that it's no longer useful as an entertaining prime time TV show, Glee could be useful as a teaching moment about the broken state of copyright law.—JS
Jun 21, 2010
Just a little taste of Paul Rudd, but even a tiny Rudd morsel brings plenty of long-lasting flavor.—BK
Jun 18, 2010
Why should soccer fans be the only ones to enjoy teeth-grinding aggravation and temporary hearing loss?
Worried your new iPhone may lead you down a path toward gadget-obsessed distraction? A set of tools can help you resist temptation and restore focus.—JS
Jun 17, 2010
Oh, soccer... is there anything you can't ruin?—JM
Jun 16, 2010
Why baby boomers may prove to be a surprisingly receptive demographic for the iPad.—BK
Jun 11, 2010
They flew too close to the sun on wings of buffalo.
What was Reggie Bush supposed to do, not be awesome at football? I don't get these NCAA thugs... you should've seen how mean they were to that poor kid from The Blind Side!—JS
Jun 10, 2010
I liked "Last Comic Standing" even back when it was bad, but now that it's good? And longtime favorite Andy Kindler is one of the judges? Come on.—JM
Pardon my French, but fuckin' A was this ever Emmy-worthy. Spoilers and embedded Hulu clips abound, so it's not ideal poop reading, but I posted this link anyway because you need to know how bad of a person you are for not watching this show.—JM
This is quietly the weirdest story in the recent history of American politics. And not by a little. By far.—JM
Jun 8, 2010
A look at a new documentary about the provocative and fascinating comedian.—JS
Insightful ideas about group-participation projects, like the spate of social media gamesphere dreck, but also a lot of well-deserved praise for one of the best shows on any medium ever.—JS
Jun 7, 2010
Counterpoint.—BK
Jun 4, 2010
Why couldn't Miley Cyrus have waited 100 years to publish her autobiography?
I like the optimism, that government could do a better job managing the disaster, or that Americans would believe it could. But what does Obama have to lose? Most people either blame him for the spill already, or assume he's plotting to take over every major company.—JS
Looking at the trailers, it seems the makers of the film know even less about it. (Speaking of The Phantom Menace, I finally watched this review – by Frank Conniff? – and recommend it highly.)—JS
Jun 3, 2010
There has never been a legitimate argument against the use of instant replay in sports, and now its absence has cost a young pitcher a perfect game and a good umpire the reputation it took a lifetime to build.—JM
Jun 2, 2010
Far from the best thing SNL has ever done, and admittedly a little dark and weird, but if you are a fan of Will Ferrell's exquisite talent for comic screaming, this is the sketch for you.—BK
A reminder that while we all make mistakes, some are far more regrettable than others.—BK
Jun 1, 2010
"Who has a deeper sense of fairness, a mortgage banker or a chimpanzee?" Try not to act surprised.—JS
May 28, 2010
Which is not to be confused with Ways to Kill the Noid Using a Plumber's PVC Apparatus.
Lorne makes the magazine's top ten list – right below MTV's Jersey Shore! – for his innovative product placement integration at SNL.—JS
May 26, 2010
Who studies the relationship between birth order among siblings and its effect on stolen bases in major league baseball? Awesome people, that's who.—BK
Competitive fairness really is one of the best arguments against interleague play in baseball, and Sheehan lays it out quite nicely.—BK
May 25, 2010
Okay, so MacGruber was a dud, to the surprise of very few. Forte is still a comic genius, as you know if you've seen him on 30 Rock, Sit Down, Shut Up, or How I Met Your Mother.—JS
Analyzing the ramifications of American Needle v. NFL. The full impact of needle v. MLB is yet to be seen.—JS
May 21, 2010
Come on, why would they give us anything other than more of the lucid, straightforward, plain-spoken storytelling we've come to enjoy over the years?
After years of teasing the poor bastard, we might have him to thank after all.—JS
A discussion with the author of the "Shit My Dad Says" Twitter feed, which is becoming a CBS sitcom this fall. (Apparently, CBS is spelling it $#*! My Dad Says – I can only assume the announcer will be bleeped in the promos?)—JS
May 20, 2010
The author describes "The Big Bang Theory" as "one of [her] favorite shows." I'm sorry, universe, but it doesn't matter how many people whose TV opinions I respect end up telling me that "The Big Bang Theory" is watchable. I mean, come on, universe; you and I both know that can't possibly be the case.—JM
May 19, 2010
From Somali pirates to the new Star Trek movie to Obama's first 100 days in office (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Banks was one of my favorite players when he was with the Twins, and was also a favorite of a Red Sox-loving friend of mine when Banks later pitched for Boston. There was just something about the guy.—BK
May 17, 2010
I just found out that NBC has downgraded Parks & Recreation to mid-season replacement status for next year, which is terrible news. So I'm turning today into Parks & Recreation Link Day in the world's lamest, most futile attempt to get more people to watch one of the funniest shows on TV.—BK
How P&R co-creators Greg Daniels and Michael Schur tinkered with the show to transform a lackluster Season 1 into a stellar Season 2.—BK
May 14, 2010
Celebrating 62 years of ancillary carbon monoxide poisoning!
As tiresome and needlessly divisive as the red-state/blue-state map is, it turns out you can use it to predict the stability of families pretty well, and the results may surprise you. (You can read an excerpt from the book in question.)—JS
May 11, 2010
A modest proposal from Cuban, who is always measured and subtle in his approach, and never used the stock market to make money.—JS
Zounds, yes! It kills me that Richard Dawkins's excellent concept for the spread of ideas (vs. genes, which spread physical traits) has been co-opted by the swappers of kitty photos. (Next, abolish everything else on this "spring cleaning" list.)—JS
May 7, 2010
You just know the make-up sex is going to be really, really good.
They're not talking about the secret porn rooms, or burying the bodies of the day's teacup ride victims (of course the really interesting stuff gets glossed over).—JS
A great look at the upcoming film from a behind-the-story standpoint, and a discussion of how Unkrich mixes the old with the new at Pixar.—JS
May 6, 2010
Dude. Duuuuude! I mean, I don't think this is actually the case, but, still. Duuuuude!—JM
"The first time she saw [Kirby's statue], she did say the butt was too small." I'm not making that up; that's real. God bless the Minnesota Twins, you guys. Seriously. I can't imagine being a fan of any other baseball team. Even one that's won a World Series recently.—JM
May 5, 2010
If so, can he or she use it to hack the myth of the "typically developing child" to death, so all the obsessive parents being driven to anxiety by the concept of what's "normal" can finally get some much-needed rest?—BK
May 4, 2010
Hey, Fallows is back – and going gangbusters! What an interesting weekend.—JS
Obama rules; Jay Leno is an unfunny dumbass. I was going to type that into the Internet anyway – thanks for giving it some context!—JS
Tread lightly if you prefer to know absolutely nothing about the plot of the movie – but this is a fascinating angle at marketing the movie to a slightly older demographic than is typically assumed.—JS
Apr 30, 2010
Maybe they'd be good enough for those jerks over at Häagen-Dazs.
Even if you won't take anyone else's word for it that the latest airport security screening technology is a useless waste of money, you've got to believe the guy running airport security in Israel. Israel!—JS
Apr 29, 2010
Apparently, most retailers specifically forbid employees from preventing theft. You know, things in this country didn't used to be perfect (pervasive racism, women being relegated to second-class status, etc.), but I feel like "stopping a robber from committing a crime" didn't used to be grounds for termination.—JM
Apr 28, 2010
Extolling the many virtues of Catherine Keener, including the fact that her preference for privacy can make it difficult to write a magazine feature extolling her many virtues.—BK
Apr 27, 2010
Sorry to go back to the Cracked well so soon, but I had no idea a) Betty White hosted SNL or b) this was why. What?!—JS
Apr 23, 2010
As it you didn't already have your hands full dealing with the side effects from your Savella.
Apr 20, 2010
A Hulu app coming for iPad? Why again was leaving Flash off the device such a terrible idea?—JS
Apr 19, 2010
More than in the past, as they find new ways to contribute to the look and feel of a show, especially with ambitious, larger-scale dramas like Lost and Mad Men.—BK
Apr 16, 2010
Sure, there's the job security, the power, the prestige... but what about the really important stuff?
Apr 15, 2010
A nice intro to the sort of words that make your language sound interesting.—JS
A great sum-up of the deal's short-term letdown and long-term potential.—JS
Apr 14, 2010
These arguments against taxpayer-funded sports stadiums have been made before, and I agree with them... in theory. But in practice, I am in a frenzy of anticipation for my first trip to Target Field next week, and would step over my own mother to get there.—BK
Apr 13, 2010
A love letter to the stadium and the team, and from a national columnist, no less. It's a good day to be a Twins fan, folks.—JM
Not to turn this into a game of "this blurb by a long-dead genius encapsulates my worldview," but I wasn't looking for this and I stumbled across it – that must be a sign, right? (Plus, it's agony looking for decent links.)—JS
Apr 12, 2010
Good, but not as good as it could have been if Smithers had truly sought out the most elite MLB players at that particular point in time. (Best use of advanced baseball statistics EVER.)—BK
Apr 9, 2010
You're gonna want to start stocking up on apples.
Apr 8, 2010
The piece itself doesn't really comport with the headline, and the author makes few, if any, salient points. Still, the "please for the love of God don't ruin March Madness" argument can't possibly be made often enough, so, here we are.—JM
91-year-old, 500-word poems aren't normally the kind of thing we feature here, but I haven't read anything in years that affected me like this and I really needed to share it. Honestly, from now on, if anybody ever wonders why I, personally, see the world the way I do, I can just direct them to this poem. I can't believe I just now read it; somebody should have shown this to me in high school.—JM
Apr 6, 2010
She shares a birthday with me and Jason Bateman, and a crappy sitcom with Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. Now she's working on a tribute to Ann Richards. (Hat tip, Andy C.)—JS
Apr 2, 2010
Celebrating nearly 20 years of making the Kansas City Royals and their fans feel better about themselves.
Nice points about technology looking dated in movies, but my favorite part is referring to this year's onslaught of remakes as a pop-culture stop-loss program.—JS
Mar 31, 2010
When your NCAA tourney pick goes down (yep, I had Kansas), it's time to start rooting for the lowest-seeded team left standing to wreak havoc on the rest of the field.—BK
Mar 30, 2010
The screenwriter of Battlefield Earth and Robin Hood: Men in Tights faces the music about his awful transgression. (In this case, he's talking about Battlefield Earth.)—JS
Mar 26, 2010
He who gaffes last, gaffes best.
Oo! Everybody read it! (And by "everybody," I mean "writers of Lost.")—JS
Mar 25, 2010
A new book – "Appetite For America," by Stephen Fried – sounds like it couldn't possibly be more up my alley. Father's Day isn't that far away, you know...—JM
A study of several Last Suppers painted over the last thousand years reveals that maybe The Cheesecake Factory isn't solely to blame for us all being so fat.—JM
Mar 24, 2010
From March Madness to unwanted Barbie dolls to Christian Bale's profane tirade (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
From last November, but the story is still interesting and, as an added bonus, now it's spoiler-free!—BK
Including a video starring Richard Belzer, Brian Doyle-Murray, a rowboat, and a hungry dog. I smell a sitcom pitch!—BK
Mar 23, 2010
His online comedy series sounds wild and surreal, with dozens of stars playing themselves. Certainly worth a look.—JS
Hm, I hate to parrot our anti-Leno arguments, but Coco has enough money. Maybe he should do the dignified thing and walk away.—JS
Mar 19, 2010
And you thought it was hard enough just trying to live up to the existing ones.
"Just because we can doesn't mean we should" – sweet Jeebus, yes. And, while we're at it, let's discuss the definition of "can."—JS
Mar 18, 2010
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, where are you when we really need you?—JM
"It is likely the case that your teenagers do not actually like the terrible music you hear during those brief moments when they take their ear buds out." So there's hope...—JM
Mar 17, 2010
Not in the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind way, but rather with the help of medication and therapy.—BK
Mar 16, 2010
For an alternate look at history and the movies.—JS
I must've dozed off before these were handed out last Sunday. Nevertheless, I vote we give them all to Sandra Bullock.—JS
Mar 12, 2010
You might find them preferable to screaming "Erin Go Bragh!" for five hours with a shirtless guy named Sully.
If you thought you'd seen everything Woody Harrelson would do with a dead person, you were wrong.
Mar 11, 2010
Imagine Ocean's 12 meets Son of Oklahoma, only way shittier.
I personally would institute the death penalty for movie talkers if I was in charge, but shushing is a good tactic too.—JM
Mar 10, 2010
Moviegoers who see Once Upon a Time are not likely to live happily ever after.
Not sure I agree with the conclusions (then again, I was predisposed to love Steve and Alec), but I heartily applaud the effort.—BK
Mar 9, 2010
Meryl Streep and Morgan Freeman... how can you possibly go wrong?
Mar 8, 2010
The first of five reviews of the films from the 2010 Movie Draft gives us Christopher Plummer and Stanley Tucci fighting over railroads and Penélope Cruz's heart.
Why we should stop pointing the finger of blame at Washington and instead point it at ourselves.—BK
Fischer talks all things Office (spoiler-free so long as you've watched last Thursday's episode).—BK
Mar 5, 2010
Looks like we gave up a little too quickly on that whole Pony Express idea, huh?
Okay, second-worst. Let's not forget Tarantino.—JS
Mar 4, 2010
Whether or not you follow the NBA – and I don't, really – this an interesting story.—JM
Mar 2, 2010
"Clever people are more likely to own cats than dogs," says a new study. I prefer this guys' conclusion: "Dog-lovers are good. Cat-lovers are morally indifferent or actively evil."—JS
If doctors will soon be able to print out a new kidney for an ailing kid, does that mean I'll also be able to print out a guilt-free veal chop?—JS
Feb 26, 2010
Honestly, they were just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to that girl's pants!
The animation studio refers to him as their "lucky charm" – fitting his unique voice into each of their ten films. He discusses their process, and life as a character actor.—JS
Theatre owners are worried an early DVD release will keep audiences away from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. I'd worry more about its trailer doing that.—JS
Feb 25, 2010
After this comes the big dog: Marmaduke! No, I mean... Best Picture!
"Back when she'd just accused wealthy white Duke students of rape, lawyers were volunteering to work for her pro bono should she want to sue for damages. This time around, with a case that's less financially promising, she's relying, according to WRAL.com, on a public defender." Sad, but not surprising.—JM
Feb 24, 2010
Penning a guest column, the ESPN play-by-play man argues on behalf of integrating more advanced stats into baseball broadcasts, and I think he gets it exactly right: educate, but don't overwhelm.—BK
Feb 23, 2010
Just two more to go after this one: Best Director and Best Picture. I don't know about you... but I'm going to miss the Snubbies when they're gone.
Terrorism only works when we're scared; we're only scared when we're constantly convinced when it's working – lucky for terrorists, they have some local help in that department.—JS
Feb 22, 2010
Is there any other kind?—BK
Feb 19, 2010
Not surprising coming from the people that shot down Skijöring back in 1928.
One thing about Ricky Gervais interviews: you're guaranteed a generous helping of the interjection "(wild laughter)."—JS
It's never too late to lick the wounds of Leno regaining The Tonight Show. (Maybe the Olympics could just go on forever, the way it seems like they are?)—JS
Feb 18, 2010
We'll have more Snubbies for you tomorrow, but here's some Oscar stuff to tide you over in the mean time. I haven't been paying attention; I assumed Avatar was just going to win everything. Maybe not, as it turns out.—JM
The Summer Olympics have table tennis and pistol shooting, yet curling is the butt of all the jokes. Hardly seems fair...—JM
Feb 16, 2010
A brilliant idea. I don't watch, but I assume the sap was flowing freely when that luger whanged himself into a support column.—JS
The Oscars may not be able to get it right, but by God, we will. Join us all week for the Snubbies!
Oh, y'know... peer pressure, bad parenting, but mostly boredom at the workplace.—JS
Feb 15, 2010
Interesting look at and refutation of the idea that marrying young leads to a greater risk of divorce (with a shout out to Carl & Ellie from Up).—BK
Feb 12, 2010
Still, a note on her hand beats two on George Bush.
Sounds like a blast (you don't invoke Borges without getting me aroused), but the thought of rereading The Odyssey to get the references is a bummer.—JS
Feb 11, 2010
I'd wager that Penn didn't select the title of this piece himself; he strikes me as particularly genial, and this mostly light-hearted offering is no exception.—JM
Feb 10, 2010
I know one person on this site who would answer that titular question with a vehement no. Personally, I find Tarantino insufferable as a person, but I really like his work.—BK
Feb 8, 2010
I saw Temple Grandin this weekend and it's fantastic; not the kind of award bait they make fun of in Tropic Thunder, but rather a film that captures the spirit of its subject, with a stellar central performance by Danes.—BK
Good argues that, after 15 years of players' union banishment, the guys who were replacement players in 1995 should be allowed to have their likenesses in MLB video games.—BK
Keith Olbermann disagrees.—BK
Feb 5, 2010
Did we learn nothing from the classic 1986 Michael Keaton comedy Gung Ho?
Finally, a name for clever/perplexing headlines like Gator Attacks Puzzle Experts. (Let newspaper editors have their fun; they're a dying breed.)—JS
Feb 2, 2010
A great write-up of one of the modern era's greatest comedies. "What amazes me about the movie is that Murray and Ramis get away with it. They never lose their nerve." That's the hardest thing to do in today's mass-audience comedies, and the key to its lasting appeal.—JS
Feb 1, 2010
Why you should pay more attention to how much detergent you use to wash your clothes.—BK
See above.—BK
Jan 29, 2010
There is definitely such a thing as too much of a good thing.
Get ready for Michael Bay movies to feel even more like a crack high.—JS
Jan 28, 2010
A piece in defense of Jay Leno. Nothing in here is technically refutable... but she doesn't bring up the bit about how Jay promised the show to Conan but then, in effect, didn't leave when he said he would. Even so, an interesting take.—JM
Jan 27, 2010
A spoiler-free look at what's at stake for the upcoming final season of Lost.—BK
The lessons seem to be: a) learn more than one acting note, b) don't let the action hero paradigm shift on you, and c) never get old.—BK
Jan 26, 2010
Here we have everything that's wrong with the American criminal justice system, encapsulated by one juror's experience.—JM
If I were him, I'd focus my State of the Union only on this stuff - hard to have a sagging approval rating when you're crusading against the greedy megatycoons!—JS
Jan 25, 2010
It was wrong on many levels. Now let us never speak of The Office clip show again.—BK
If you had to put a nail in the Team Coco coffin, with a little class and perspective, this might be the way to do it. (Still, fuck Leno.)—JS
Jan 22, 2010
You can't spell "Democratic Party" without "tired crap."
If you're not going to read new MIB posts the moment they go live, I'm not going to feel bad pointing you to them. (If you read this one right away, this'll be your second time. You're welcome.)—JS
Jan 21, 2010
Almost half of the words in the title of the piece are inaccurate, and I know I shouldn't care about the "American Idol" audition episodes. But still.—JM
This piece from 1993, written by the man himself, is just as funny as it's ever been (when I first read it, I went around for months saying that various stuff was "for girls." You will too).—JM
Jan 20, 2010
Why Gene Hackman's retirement (I had no idea) is acting's – and Oscar's – loss. (With much-deserved praise for his criminally overlooked work in The Royal Tenenbaums.)—BK
One of my favorite SNL sketches of all time (and since today is my birthday, posting this is like a little gift to myself).—BK
Interesting allegory, though far from perfect. Some of us are just angry because Leno is an untalented hack who's even less worthy of The Tonight Show job now than he was 18 years ago.—BK
Jan 19, 2010
More than that, it's pretty dippy, considering we'll all know about the new device in about a week. (Or maybe Gawker was hoping for a lawsuit – now Apple admits there is a tablet to protect!)—JS
Jan 15, 2010
Which was caused by the solution to their prime time problem, which was caused by the original solution to their late night problem. Proud as a Peacock, indeed!
Let's do! We bailed 'em out, and what have they done for us? Time to hit them in their ledger sheets.—JS
Jan 14, 2010
Is all this filibuster bickering unconstitutional? And does it even really matter any more what's constitutional and what isn't?—JS
Jan 13, 2010
From Rod Blagojevich to unpopular holiday stories to the auto bailout (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Which is why NBC is hoping you'll watch the Golden Globes this Sunday.—BK
Jan 12, 2010
It's almost as though he's following the advice of a book on the subject. (Didn't Bill Carter write a book on the subject?)—JS
Basically: holy effing ess, run for your life if NBC offers you a late night TV show on their network.—JS
Jan 11, 2010
A look at the new HBO show coming this spring from David Simon, the creator of The Wire (my choice for the greatest show in the history of television).—BK
Jan 8, 2010
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to make a bunch of shit up.
We can keep chasing terrorist tactics with more and more invasive security screening, but it won't make us any safer. (Colbert said it better in Tuesday's Wørd segment, but this isn't PoopVideo.com – at least not until 2015!)—JS
Jan 7, 2010
Shooting down the current "Beatty has slept with nearly 13,000 women" speculation in hilarious fashion.—BK
Jan 6, 2010
All you ever wanted to know about the evil weather phenomenon that takes already below-zero temps and makes them feel even colder (as has been happening here in MN for the last week).—BK
Jan 5, 2010
Not even apples and oranges, I'd imagine. More like apples vs., um, blue space apples that cost a billion dollars.—JM
I've been wounded too many times, so I'm just going to assume that as long as it's technically possible for the Vikings to lose to the Packers in the playoffs this season, that's what's going to happen.—JM
Jan 4, 2010
A great profile of Michael Cera, and how he likes to mock and play around with his nice guy persona.—BK
Unless the thought of Jackie Chan as a spy/babysitter sounds appealing to you, the author suggests skipping the month traditionally seen as a dumping ground for the worst Hollywood has to offer.—BK
Jan 1, 2010
Our response to terrorism defines its effectiveness. I know I say that a lot, but it's only because we keep responding the wrong way.—JS
Dec 30, 2009
Steve seems to have been left out of most of the trailers and posters for It's Complicated, but thankfully he's still part of the print publicity campaign.—BK
Okay, so it's pro rugby in Wales rather than baseball, basketball, or football here in the U.S., but it's still progress, right?—BK
Dec 29, 2009
The numbers make it look staggeringly unlikely that you'll be aboard a flight on which an attack is attempted (not to mention successful) - yet fear reigns anyway. See how easy terrorism is?—JS
Like sex, criminal trials, and just about everything else, spaceship battles in movies are completely unlike they would be in real life.—JS
Dec 28, 2009
As Generation Xers hit their 30s and 40s, many are trying to embrace the idea that "Midlife is your best and last chance to become the real you."—BK
Dec 25, 2009
Good luck going a-wassailing with these.
Dec 24, 2009
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!—JM
Dec 23, 2009
Good advice to keep in mind: Santa or not, someone is always checking it twice.—JS
I watch the NFL very, very occasionally and I almost always read Joe's excellent columns about it. But even I know this: the instant replay system is a joke. I don't know if this is the fix, but any suggestions are welcome.—JS
Dec 22, 2009
Why stop at just recapping one lousy decade, when there's all of time to encapsulate into pithy list form? (Don't miss The Ones We Lost.)—JS
Musings on the staying power of Homestar Runner, currently celebrating ten years on the "air."—JS
Dec 21, 2009
Spoilers upon spoilers upon spoilers. If you ever intend on watching "Dexter," but you haven't yet, then don't even think about reading this. That said: enjoy!—JM
Dec 20, 2009
Just the picks. Very busy.
Dec 18, 2009
Who knew that a film set 150 years in the future on a fictional planet located several light years away from Earth would have surprises?
The review of Funny People you didn't realize you were waiting for (good thing, too, because it would've been a long wait), tied into a review of the Coen brothers' A Serious Man.—JS
With this week's passing of Roy Disney, it's great to know that someone in the organization still carries Walt's willingness to sweat the details.—JS
Dec 17, 2009
The radio industry only recently has switched to a ratings-gathering methodology more sophisticated than "asking people to write down what they listen to." I'm completely serious.—JM
Thanks to the Mrs. for this link. Did I pick a good one or what, fellas?—JM
Dec 16, 2009
The main conclusion is that dogs are preferable because they won't try to talk you out of going, but the study neglects to factor in that most human walking partners won't make you stop to clean up their poop along the way.—BK
30 Rock has been my choice for the Best Show on TV for two seasons running, yet even I am starting to echo the sentiment expressed by this article.—BK
Dec 14, 2009
Sounds good to me. (I'm going to guess Joe's 50/50 on this one.)—JS
Dec 11, 2009
Waterworld was right: we're just a couple years away from needing to filter and drink our own urine here, people.
In the clubhouses, that is, where teams are trying to cut down on junk food. Don't worry, you can still eat all you want in the stands. Believe me, I've tried.—BK
Dec 10, 2009
See, it's not that I'm not writing anything; it's just that I'm not writing anything here.—JM
The most compelling stories, it's been said, take you deep into worlds that you barely knew existed.—JM
Dec 9, 2009
The Second City connection for three of the biggest talents working in TV comedy today.—BK
I was going to say this is too geeky even for a group of guys who created a fantasy Movie Draft, but is anything too geeky for that? (And, besides, I really do love playing Risk.)—JS
Dec 7, 2009
Somewhat dangerous, but not enough that you should stop. (Please, don't stop!)—BK
Dec 6, 2009
Well, it's not really a proper picks column, per se, but I wanted to make sure to get my picks in for the record, at least.
Dec 4, 2009
Looks like somebody's sliced one deep into the rough.
I don't follow sports that closely, but I know stars are overpaid and cities bend over for team owners, spending millions to build stadiums the teams should build themselves. So all this sounds dandy to me.—JS
It's cute how people keep making reasoned, thoughtful arguments about why Palin ought to be dismissed, as though people who genuinely like her would respond to reason or thought.—JS
I'm not sure which of my beloved I feel more guilty for betraying with this link: my TiVo, my iPhone, or my girlfriend MaryBeth.—JS
Dec 3, 2009
I'm not on this guy's side and he makes no bones about the fact that he's just doing this to be a dick, but even so... I like his style.—JM
Dec 2, 2009
When some dolt jumps on the field at a sporting event, they're smart enough to turn the cameras away to avoid giving him what he wants: publicity. Why is the media failing at the same test with the White House party crashers?—JS
Ah, the Singularity. We keep hearing it's coming, sometime soon (not yet, but soon). But what's it really going to do for us? And will there still be an "us?"—JS
Dec 1, 2009
The shit is going to hit the fan someday. It's inevitable; the way things are going is unsustainable. Folks won't just stand for this sort of thing indefinitely. And lots of innocent people are going to get hurt, which will be a terrible shame, but I don't see where else this course can take us.—JM
Nov 30, 2009
A few of the ways that studio marketing departments finesse and distort movie review quotes to make you want to see their movie.—BK
Nov 27, 2009
Santa's not the only one that knows who's been naughty.
I need a good week. I'm only one game above .500.
Nov 26, 2009
A quick picks column for the three Thanksgiving Day games.
Yes, that June Melby. The one whom I once asked out on a Valentine's date. (She wisely declined.) She was also a voice in Space Jam. I think this is fate, here.—JS
Nov 25, 2009
An oldie but a goodie.—JM
I'm not quite convinced, although the following passage is very interesting indeed: "Who the Republican candidate is, and his or her qualifications and abilities, will matter only if Obama's approval rating is between 47 and 51 percent going into the fall of 2012."—JM
Nov 24, 2009
Great. Now I have to sign up for a whole new two-year contract.—JS
Studying teens, texting, and Facebook. Oddly, from a perspective of "how will these obsessions affect them in the workplace?" Like these kids will ever have jobs.—JS
Nov 23, 2009
Leitch's take on The Sports Guy's ascendance from outsider to bestselling author and cultural phenomenon.—BK
Things can get ugly! Though only, it appears, when the opposites are too extreme, or the parties involved are too humorless.—BK
How the statistical revolution in baseball is finally starting to change end-of-season award voting for the better.—BK
Nov 20, 2009
Looks like someone's "going rogue" on herself.
Spectacular. Just beautiful. One reason I look forward to being a dad: I'll have the foulest-mouthed kids on the block.—JS
Nov 19, 2009
That whole "admit that you're powerless over alcohol" part always did sound weird to me...—JM
Nov 18, 2009
From the presidential election to the explosion of the iPhone to the futility of the Detroit Lions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
And one of them is nachos. Nachos! Who knew?—BK
Nov 17, 2009
Not that there aren't still plenty of mistakes. Rob Thomas comes to mind.—JS
Nov 16, 2009
I had to look around a while before I found anyone willing to defend Bill Belichick's going for it on fourth down last night, but I had a hunch that the pot odds were in his favor. And, according to math, apparently, they were.—JM
You may not know who David Lloyd is, but if you enjoyed The Mary Tyler Moore Show (credited writer on 31 episodes), Taxi (12 episodes), Cheers (25 episodes), or Frasier (15 episodes), you've likely enjoyed his work. When James L. Brooks says you're the best, then yeah, you're probably the best.—BK
Nov 13, 2009
Remember kids: say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and for the love of all that is holy, will you please turn down that music?!?
I love this silly fantasy redesign of the NFL's dullest helmets because a) uniform design is the only part of pro football that holds my interest for more than 90 seconds; and b) it would make Tom Brady look like Super Dave Osborne.—JS
People-watching has its perils.—JS
Nov 10, 2009
You may be surprised to learn that humans are fairly suggestible, especially when it comes to delicious, delicious food.—JS
How and why we lie – not always for bad reasons – and how we detect it in others. With bits from Paul Ekman, whose work inspired Fox's Lie to Me.—JS
Arby's stores are losing money faster than other fast-food chains. (Of course, the average is brought down by that Telluride franchise that Jack Donaghy is leaving shuttered just to spite his ex.)—JS
Nov 9, 2009
Short but interesting, with a little talk about whether Up can net a Best Picture nomination. (Contains a few mild Up spoilers.)—BK
One expert says that but for the extinction of the dinosaurs, the planet would now be ruled by bipedal, humanoid reptiles. That'll teach us all to doubt Super Mario Brothers: The Movie!—JM
Nov 6, 2009
Oh, like you've never spent outrageous sums of money to buy multiple European castles.
Bad week last week. Good week this week? One week, two week, red week, blue week! (Sorry; I haven't been getting much sleep...)
The definitive essay on the disease, the risks, and the concomitant hysteria.—JS
Nov 5, 2009
And there's ten of them? Oh you bet we're gonna link to that.—BK
In honor of the great news that Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are co-hosting the Oscars, here's one of their fun moments together from Saturday Night Live.—BK
Nov 4, 2009
A look at how the Yankees' ventures into free agent pitching have been expensive disasters, and whether their luck may finally be turning. (Though a certain heavyset, initialized left-hander could always add to the legend with a bad Game 7. A man can dream, can't he?)—BK
Having fun with the suggestion feature on the Google search box. Short, but very entertaining.—BK
Nov 3, 2009
Behind the scenes at The Onion as it celebrates its 21st year.—JS
Nov 2, 2009
The author believes it's because Pedro knows he's not done in this game. I'm not completely convinced of that yet, but as many have learned over the years, you bet against Pedro at your peril.—BK
Oct 31, 2009
Happy Halloween, everyone, and Happy Week 8 of the NFL Season!
Oct 30, 2009
I mean, come on, if you're not going to dress up as the late Ray Walston, what's the point?
Two authors – one a Vikings fan, one a Packers fan – offer their thoughts on Brett Favre's return to Lambeau Field in purple and gold. This'll have to do for now, NFL fans; my picks will go up on Saturday.—JM
Considering his awards show appearances to date, it should be awesome. I wouldn't consider it an audition to host the Oscars, though; it's my understanding he's been offered that job before, and (rightly) turned it down.—JS
Oct 29, 2009
Parker, who may well be one of the sharpest knives in the drawer, herein offers up more clichés than you can shake a stick at.—JM
You know what? When I see a movie that apparently only Roger Ebert and I liked, I'm going to link to his review of it.—JM
Oct 28, 2009
Seeing Coach Taylor in the East Dillon red and black in the photo accompanying this article was every bit as disorienting to this Vikings fan as seeing Brett Favre in purple and gold for the first time. That's how deeply "Friday Night Lights" gets under your skin. Seasons 4 starts tonight and it's only on DirecTV for now, but Seasons 1 through 3 are available to watch on your computer via Netflix. There's simply no excuse anymore, folks.—JM
Add the "Freakonomics" guys to the growing list of people who aren't exactly losing a ton of sleep over gloom-and-doom climate change predictions.—JM
One of David Letterman's only female writers (ever) shares her thoughts in a very even-handed, non-whiny manner.—JM
Oct 27, 2009
As someone less determined and less disciplined than he used to be, I found a lot to appreciate in this essay.—JS
Oct 26, 2009
Why the NFL's salary cap system isn't working as flawlessly as some would have you believe.—BK
Oct 23, 2009
Hey, since when is deliberately misleading and using the media for your own gain considered to be anything other than a fine American tradition?
Are the breakdowns at CERN's Large Hadron Collider actually evidence that it is working perfectly? So perfectly that ripples backward in time are causing it to break?—JS
Man, I thought of such a witty, insightful blurb for this space, but now I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Oct 22, 2009
A column that praises the integrity and fortitude of USC coach Pete Carroll while simultaneously bashing the BCS? Um... yes please!—JM
Oct 21, 2009
"We have lost 40 per cent of the shafts of our long bones, because we have much less of a muscular load placed upon them these days." And as hard as this is to believe based on that quotation, this piece is not about porn.—JM
Oct 20, 2009
There's a pithy and interesting one-sentence explanation for the financial crisis – and, in a way, the perilous future of capitalism. And Calvin Trillin sucks all the fun out of it, as only he can.—JS
Some hard truths here. Some hard, hard truths.—JM
Oct 16, 2009
Won't somebody please think of the children!
If you're still reading our site, there's a pretty solid chance it'll be catnip to you, too. Set your TiVos, starting this Sunday.—JS
Keillor (the anti-Hitchens, if ever there was one) says just get over it. Why should the Nobels make any more sense than the Oscars anyway?—JS
Oct 15, 2009
Basically: anything useful. But you probably already knew that, since all available evidence shows intelligence obtained under torture is unreliable. (Otherwise, we'd have Al Qaeda right where we want 'em!)—JS
One hardly expects politesse or customer service when one dials one's cellular provider's customer service line. But a political screed? That's a surprise.—JS
Oct 14, 2009
Fewer Americans are relocating than at any time since 1962. Why that's good news for families, communities, and even the environment.—BK
Oct 12, 2009
The cult of personality grows (although who could object to this? Learning is learning).—JM
The A.V. Club's apparently added regional features (who knew?), like this quiz that gives a shout out to the Coen Bros. retrospective going on here in the Twin Cities.—BK
Oct 9, 2009
Because nobody wants to be like those philistines who run the Batman movies.
In which the handsomeness of AFC East quarterbacks does not go unremarked upon.
Oct 8, 2009
Granderson doesn't name names, if you're looking for that sort of thing, but he tackles an issue that I've long seen as a very important one. Fortunately, I don't think we're too far away from pro athletes being openly gay, and having it not be a big deal.—JM
Ms. Sachs interviews Jesse Sheidlower, who may be the world's leading expert on "f*ck" (asterisk intended. My part of the homepage is a family show...)—JM
This explains the careers of Michael Cera and Seth Rogan (well, this, plus their considerable comedic talents. But still).—JM
Oct 7, 2009
It was an exhilarating, frustrating, exhausting, and ultimately, for the Twins fans among us, triumphant game last night. Wojciechowski calls it an "instant classic," a phrase I've always been reluctant to embrace, but in this case, yeah, maybe it was.—BK
Oct 6, 2009
The ball beeps and the bases hum, allowing blind players to take part in a pretty physical version of baseball.—JS
Oct 5, 2009
We're set up for either the best two days in Metrodome history... or the worst. Or I guess somewhere in between.—JM
An important reminder that ESPN's 30 for 30 starts airing this week, and that it has the potential to be unbelievably awesome.—BK
Oct 2, 2009
Probably because they're trying to come up with clever little blurbs for the snarky joke lists on their podunk website.
Holy Batman Jesus! Of all that we know about Dave (admittedly, very little), this was the last thing I'd have expected. I fear the nutjobs that Palin whipped into a frenzy will devour him now.—JS
If you're headed to McDonald's and you're in the continental U.S., 145 miles is the farthest you'll have to drive.—JS
10-6 last week... let's keep it up. Let's creep steadily toward non-mediocrity.
Oct 1, 2009
If I'm PoopReading.com contributor Jameson Simmons, then the BCS is my Leno. Or my Twitter. The BCS is like a million tweets from Jay Leno being read aloud by Julianne Moore.—JM
This isn't exactly timely, but it's a good example of why Roger Ebert is so damn good. 2008's Lakeview Terrace got a 47 average score on Metacritic.com (that's not good), but among notable critics only Ebert rightly saw it as a top-notch thriller and more (i.e., only Ebert agreed with me).—JM
Sep 30, 2009
He's always an interesting interview, though the soapboxing can get tiresome. The good news here is that the author of the piece has edited those impromptu tangents into tidy – and funny – bite-sized summaries.—BK
I have to admit, I've been pleasantly surprised by most of Chase's work in the show so far. The writers seem to have a good feel for how to use him.—BK
A nice, in-depth look at a tone-setting scene from one of the Coen Brothers' best films.—BK
Sep 29, 2009
Turns out, sharing everything about yourself online where anyone can access and aggregate it has its drawbacks.—JS
Sep 28, 2009
He even threw a couple of careless balls that should have been picked off, and heaved a key fourth quarter pass a good yard in front of the line of scrimmage; let no one say that Minnesota fans didn't get the entire Brett Favre experience on Sunday!—JM
Sep 25, 2009
May we all keep fucking that chicken.
Hope you like limericks. This week, it's nothing but limericks.
Sep 24, 2009
Basically, the state turns a profit off the stuff TSA won't let you take on planes. This article implies that dumb fliers are at fault for not knowing the rules, but I think those are outliers – the main issue is really dumb rules.—JS
Sep 23, 2009
Bed manufacturers are setting their sights on male customers, and the results are equal parts intriguing and insane.—BK
Fascinating, if only for the fact that Chase careens back and forth between botched attempts at humor and self-effacing talk that feels a little disingenuous. (And I say all of this as a fan of his.)—BK
Sep 22, 2009
A million dollars goes to a group of computer geeks who figured a way to improve the recommendations on Netflix, and we all benefit. Read on for the juicy details.—JS
Checking in with the funniest man alive on the eve of his feature film (co-) directing debut.—JS
Sep 21, 2009
Too soon? No, not for this profane, irreverent yet somehow not even remotely disrespectful piece. It its own weird way, this might be the best Patrick Swayze tribute you'll read.—JM
Why left-handed quarterbacks have a hard time in the NFL.—BK
Sep 18, 2009
Free your mind, and your mouth will follow.
Sep 17, 2009
It would be difficult, if not impossible, to exaggerate the level of respect, bordering on worship, that most comedians feel for the late Bill Hicks.—JM
O but to live so long and so well, and to be so certain of God's grace.—JM
Sep 16, 2009
An analysis of the opening night of The Jay Leno Show that includes the words "excruciatingly dull," "creaky comedy," and "filler." Who is this Caryn James, and how quickly can we build a statue in her honor?—BK
A look at the power and importance of giving your children unconditional love.—BK
Sep 15, 2009
And bless him for it. (Need proof that the "kiddie fare" label still restricts the art form's untapped potential? How about the fact that a headline like this can even exist a year after WALL-E?)—JS
Ran across this after reading Meyer's proof that the express lane isn't always fastest; it's heartening to see a teacher so devoted to effective teaching.—JS
Sep 11, 2009
Besides the surprise that there's yet another season of Survivor.
A nice rundown of the stakes and stakeholders involved in Leno's show starting next week. (A little Leno-friendly for our tastes, but hey, what can you do?)—JS
Sep 10, 2009
This is an oldie but a goodie.—JM
Sep 9, 2009
Unfortunately, you have to buy the new issue to get the Colbert cover story, but at least they're tossing us this tasty Q&A bone online.—BK
And the reality of too much leisure time, which leads to the sort of weight and academic performance issues you might expect. As with most things, moderation is the key.—BK
Sep 4, 2009
Because they love to fly, and it shows.
Wikipedia further restricts who can actually contribute to the database. Those chosen few tend toward arcane, humorless eradication of useful content by smaller contributors – which would be reason for revolt, if the other 95% of Wikipedia weren't so damn useful.—JS
A list of quick, quippy jokes centered around a given topic of recent cultural interest? Somehow, I think it works for a Friday around here.—JS
Sep 3, 2009
Yeah it does!—JM
Believe it or not, the internet turned 40 this week. DJ Gallo has some thoughts about how today's sports world would be different if the internet had never come about...—JM
Sep 2, 2009
How you can order "off" the menu at fast food restaurants. You'll feel like a really big star. Or, you'll just feel fat because let's face it chubs, you're ordering off the menu at a fast food joint.—MW
Extract looks like it could be good. Considering that it's Bateman's first leading role since 1987, Arrested Development fans probably better hope it's good.—BK
A question I have asked many a time while watching a baseball or football game.—BK
Sep 1, 2009
Is Rock Band: The Beatles the ultimate sell-out, or a great new way to connect with their music? (Maybe it's just giving the fans what they want?)—JS
Scientists and religious believers might be able to agree about the evolution of religion. (As with most things, chimps are the key.)—JS
Aug 31, 2009
As with many baseball players of the late 90s/early 2000s, it's easy to suspect performance enhancement. But this article wonders whether Garciaparra's introversion played a role in his decline.—BK
A few fun little nuggets from one of the greatest shows in television history.—BK
Aug 28, 2009
And just when you were starting to get over your SARS mania.
In which all four of our Ten Best lists are factored in, and we tell you, once and for all, what the best shows really are.
I didn't watch the show much, but I always sensed that more was lurking in Mr. Belvedere's backstory. McCarthy confronts that stuff fearlessly, as is his wont.—JS
Aug 26, 2009
Originally published in 2003, and rerun to mark last night's sad news.—BK
Aug 25, 2009
People are inherently resistant to change. But can the status quo be bad enough that they overcome that inertia? (After all, "Change" did win by six points last November.)—JS
You know, it doesn't sound as bad as watching Private Practice for an hour. (Plus a cameo appearance by Brett Favre! No, not really.)—JS
Aug 24, 2009
The origins of having his first name rather than his last name on the back of his jersey, and why he thinks infield hits are sexier than home runs.—BK
Having seen her magnificent work in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I have to say I concur with that title.—BK
Aug 21, 2009
You know, besides the prestige that comes with joining an organization that has lost four Super Bowls.
I have to believe Blast Dirtpeck is a pseudonym (for Slab Squatthrust?) but I like his take on the state of comedy. Anyone notice how all the classic SNL transcripts we post are at least a decade old?—JS
I've only started watching more than nine minutes of football a year (between Super Bowl ads) since I got an HDTV, but even I can tell that this would be an awesome improvement to the game.—JS
We're producing celebrities (well, mostly "celebrities") a lot faster than we used to. In the future, one will die every 15 minutes.—JS
Aug 20, 2009
I've heard good things about Inglourious Basterds. Really good things.—JM
Hell yeah, he does! Eat it, Wisconsin!—JM
The Yale University Press has decided to publish a book about the Danish Mohammed cartoon controversy... without reprinting the actual cartoons. And the prognosis for the 21st century gets ever-so-slightly more bleak.—JM
Aug 19, 2009
Some fellow Vikings fans aren't as excited as I am about Brett Favre coming to town. I try to explain to them why they're wrong.
A profile of 16-year-old German baseball prospect Max Kepler-Rozycki, who recently received a record bonus for an amateur position player outside of the U.S. and Latin America. And the best part? The team that signed him was the Minnesota Twins.—BK
At least we know that the folks in Wisconsin will have plenty of cheese to go with their whine.—JM
Aug 18, 2009
Mad Men returned this week. Let's... uh... use that as a reason to highlight this brief chat with Ms. Hendricks.—JS
Aug 17, 2009
An interesting take on the contract negotiations between the Washington Nationals and the top pick in the baseball draft, Stephen Strasburg.—JM
It's so easy to gag away a major golf championship, and Sunday's results probably make it seem all the more remarkable that it took Tiger Woods this long to do so.—JM
Probably not as funny as it could've been, but the concept is just plain awesome. Who wouldn't love to have access to this kind of information after they die?—BK
Aug 14, 2009
Unlike that leech on society, the Ford Escape. Get a job, you hippie!
She sure did single-handedly redeem the "Julie" scenes in Julie & Julia. (Wow, a Brad Bird link and an Amy Adams link this week – I'm just paving the way for a seamless handoff to the Jameson Link-Posting Robot.)—JS
Thought the advent of 16x9 TVs would kill the practice of "pan-and-scan" conversions? Think again!—JS
Fear, random speculation, and groupthink. It's all the news media has going these days, so why not group it all together – and throw in a dash of "Web 2.0" social networking to boot?—JS
Aug 13, 2009
Doug Glanville writes it, we link it. This time, what happens to former ballplayers, even those ready to retire and start a new life?—MW
This piece contains a glaring factual inaccuracy, referring to the LSU football team's "national championship run in 2003." There is no actual "national championship" at the top level of college football, of course, and the January 2004 bowl season proved conclusively that if such a thing did exist, USC would have won it fairly easily. But other than that, this is a fun read.—JM
The founder and CEO of Whole Foods has some good ideas. That's not surprising, since Whole Foods is just the best store ever.—JM
In a review of Not a Chimp: The Hunt To Find the Genes That Make Us Human, we find out that chimpanzees aren't really as smart as we're being led to believe. (they don't specifically say so, but I think we can assume that Lacelot Link, Secret Chimp is an obvious exception)—JM
Aug 12, 2009
Proof that dogs will indeed eat anything. You gotta love them... and apparently, keep them away from your hobby-related objects.—BK
Aug 11, 2009
Open by referring to Brad Bird's master work as "criminally underrated," and you have a personal guarantee that I will link to whatever you're writing.—JS
Me too! So much that I'll watch his show on FX (with its risk of It's Always Sunny... promos) and his arc on Parks & Recreation (with its risk of Amy Poehler).—JS
Aug 10, 2009
A look at how he reinvented the teen movie for a whole generation. I'm still trying to come to terms with the revelation (not mentioned in this article) that he wrote the script for Planes, Trains, and Automobiles in just three days.—BK
Aug 7, 2009
She needs a reason?
Some smart decisions about the format (why haven't late night shows done these things already?) and some straight talk from Jay. Not at all what I was expecting.—JS
Aug 6, 2009
I think Patton Oswalt and Norm Macdonald deserve some consideration as well, but this piece argues Louis C.K.'s case pretty well.—JM
It takes quite a bit of mental gymnastics, but apparently, if you're determined to do so, you can see the last few weeks as a "win" for the former Alaska governor. Plus, Star Trek!—JM
Well, let's hope so!—JM
Aug 5, 2009
Short but sweet (okay, incredibly short) as Tina Fey, Jack McBrayer, and Jane Krakowski talk about their favorite 30 Rock moments.—BK
The power of hypothetically having a beer with the President.—BK
Aug 4, 2009
It's a shame to see the America/"Real" America divide revived – especially by movie marketers – but then Joe always was "the real American hero."—JS
Aug 3, 2009
This isn't the sort of fare we normally link to, but it's important to remember that this story is still going on...—JM
Darkness, death, naked people, toilets, Hitler... they're all here for your dining pleasure.—BK
Jul 31, 2009
After all, it's not like the White House has better ways to be spending its time and resources.
For a concept that sounds like it would instantly grow tiresome, this imaginary fly-on-the-wall scenario is thoroughly entertaining.—JS
Apparently, there are actual studies offering "pulling out" as a viable contraceptive option. Apparently, there are actual people taking this seriously.—JS
A defense of Henry Louis Gates's right to be outraged, despite the shamefulness of the resulting brouhaha. (At least I think that's what Hitchens is saying – one can never be 100% certain.)—JS
Jul 30, 2009
An under-appreciated Norm Macdonald gem in which he plays a character named Stan Hooper, as is his wont.—JM
Jul 29, 2009
I have a feeling Funny People will be the Apatow film that makes me start seeing him the way hipper-than-thou types have the past few years. I hope not, though.—JS
For some, passwords are the scourge of online life. (For others, they're "Abcd1234" – a disaster waiting to happen.) But it turns out they can be fun!—JS
Ahem? Apparently someone hasn't been watching her 30 Rock!—JS
Other than the mountains of irrefutable evidence that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen, what evidence do we actually have that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen? One patriot dares to ask the tough questions...
Jul 28, 2009
Compromises between the record industry and webcasters has led to a surge in funding for the internet music site. This is excellent news, and according to this article, a sign that webcasting will play a big role in the future of the industry.—BK
Jul 27, 2009
Why getting inducted into the Hall of Fame isn't just a great honor for baseball players, it's also a financial windfall.—BK
Daniels talks about doing theater with James Gandolfini, why the excellent The Squid and the Whale wouldn't have worked with a star in the lead role, and yes, the toilet scene from Dumb and Dumber.—BK
Jul 24, 2009
Your tax dollars hard at work!
Celebrating the simple joys of Wipeout – the only network show I've watched all summer. It's good for ABC, and that's good for me: season three is on its way!—JS
A brief profile of the director of In the Loop, based on his BBC comedy series The Thick of It. (Suddenly, I find myself in the market for a multi-region DVD player.)—JS
And it's a shame (not that I care about hers in particular). Using clout to refuse nudity means more unknowns will be cast for their willingness to bare all, which only helps the porn moguls who lure naïve wannabes with promises of making it big.—JS
Jul 23, 2009
Close personal friend of PoopReading.com (whether he likes it or not) Ben Fritz examines a shift in the attitudes of videogame companies toward big screen adaptations of their work.—JM
It's easy to criticize "Big Brother." And almost all of those criticisms are wrong, because "Big Brother" is awesome. Linda Holmes, however, offers up a criticism that has considerable merit...—JM
Jul 22, 2009
The Sports Guy devotes his final ESPN the Magazine column (just the Magazine; not ESPN.com, let's make that clear) to celebrating his dad's retirement.—BK
Because who doesn't enjoy a good laugh about parking violations?—BK
Jul 21, 2009
As we celebrate Apollo 11's anniversary, a look at recent research regarding Armstrong's famous quote.—JS
Goodridge is hopeful that a Best Picture field of ten will allow good films some breathing room to compete with the standard Oscar bait fare. Naïve, perhaps, but one can dream.—JS
Can a person just disappear? With the help of a former PI who knows the tricks, it's possible. (Just remember, the name Rory B. Bellows is already taken.)—JS
Jul 20, 2009
"Time remains undefeated."—JM
Jul 17, 2009
Sometimes the road to success includes a few wrong turns.
Clicking around on the web is too reading! It's just different from reading a book – not better, not worse.—JS
So, who does God kill when a kitten masturbates?—JS
Jul 16, 2009
I have every reason to believe that I would be capable of becoming a big cricket fan. I mean, I'm sure I won't, but, still.—JM
Jul 14, 2009
Not sure if I'm more excited about today's DVD release of The State or tomorrow's debut of Michael & Michael Have Issues. Here's a little bit of both (mainly The State).—JS
Speculating on the reasons behind Sarah Palin's resignation. (Which, given the details on offer, is all a person can really do – other than ignore it.)—JS
Jul 13, 2009
San Francisco's Jonathan Sanchez threw a no-hitter on Friday night, and thanks to MLB Network doing live cut-ins after the 6th inning, I was able to watch it. It was an amazing game, almost like something out of a movie, and this article captures some of the details that made it so special.—BK
Jul 10, 2009
Preferably without resorting to using a DeLorean modified by an eccentric scientist to travel back to a period several years before he was born.
There's always been a right way to hang the toilet paper roll; now there's scientific theory backing it up.—JS
A post that is sadly as short as it is excellent, but you can kind of think of it as an extension of the Over is Right post.—JS
Jul 9, 2009
Some of these fall into the "relax, it's just a movie" category. But others, like "why did Marty appear to have no intention of avoiding the photo booth when fleeing the Libyans in the DeLorean?", really resonate.—JM
Seeing past the initial hype, Tina Fey once joked on SNL that the Segway would revolutionize the way people are hit by cars. Apparently, though, the much-ridiculed conveyance has proved useful in a couple of places.—JM
This piece by a close personal friend of the new senator's is reassuring; Ornstein makes a persuasive case that Franken's term in office won't necessarily be an embarrassing disaster.—JM
Jul 8, 2009
Neyer looks at some of the theories about why Major League Baseball has seen a 26% rise in injuries over the last three years.—BK
Part of a series of first-person accounts of extraordinary events. This one is riveting, terrifying, and blessedly short.—BK
Jul 7, 2009
A 13-year-old tries a music player he's never heard of before, with hilarious results.—JS
The inexplicable obsession with how much a movie makes – as opposed to how well it's made – drives reporters to ignore inflation-adjusted grosses, making box office records easier to break.—JS
Jul 6, 2009
My two cents: you'd generally say a golfer has it tougher, because he's got to beat 100 guys to win a tournament, while a tennis player only has to beat six. But if Roger Federer had to beat 100 guys, I have no doubt that he could do it.—JM
In interesting look at a book that chronicles a brief era in which California was the home of the American dream.—JM
The past and future of competitive eating injuries, and one of the best titles ever.—BK
Jul 3, 2009
Or: How Mississippi Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cankle.
Masters, whose vendetta with Mann seems to rival Sean Young's with James Woods, singles him out as a director who fails to make "good" movies right – with the inevitable outcome being more Transformers movies.—JS
Jul 1, 2009
As with most McSweeney's pieces, hilarious and beautifully crafted.—BK
Jun 30, 2009
AMPAS shifts to ten Best Picture nominees, inviting discord over whether they've ever gotten five right. (A rant familiar to devoted readers.) Foote's conclusions are debatable (Shrek? Madison County?), but then that's the point, isn't it?—JS
Sometimes a person just needs a little reminder of what behavior is socially acceptable and what is not.—JS
Okay, admittedly this isn't nearly as funny on the page, but as you read it, just replay your memory of the sketch in your head. (Or, if you've never seen it, imagine something very funny.)—JS
Jun 29, 2009
"Politicians will, almost by definition, be deeply weird." It seems to me that I remember Jerry Seinfeld doing a routine along these lines once, too. And, if you think about it, if any of your buddies pulled you aside one day and said "I've decided that I'm honestly and seriously going to try to become the President of America," you'd think he'd gone completely nuts. And yet, every four (or eight) years, one guy does it.—JM
Jun 26, 2009
That is, besides just making it longer and more self-congratulatory.
This piece may go a bit easy on Michael, but it's a very thoughtful rumination on his life from someone who really, really tried to help him (and essentially predicted his fate).—JM
A new album, a Tonight Show appearance, and a "world tour" – a quarter century later, the Tap lives on.—JS
An update on the quest to develop homegrown software code that can beat the Netflix movie recommendation system.—JS
Jun 25, 2009
Sure, public figures should have private lives. But when those figures legislate from a stance of denying others' privacy, it's hard not to pile on.—JS
There's good old-fashioned schadenfreude, and then there's piling on just to do it.—JM
Jun 24, 2009
A little something to pass the time as we wait for his new Comedy Central show Michael and Michael Have Issues (with PoopReading favorite Michael Ian Black) and the release of The State DVDs, two events that are apparently happening in the same glorious week in July.—BK
Today's teens can't relate the alienated young protagonist of J.D. Salinger's classic novel, calling him "whiny," "immature," and "in need of Prozac." Couldn't the same things be said about the cast of The Hills?—BK
Jun 22, 2009
I've never been particularly interested in tennis, but I find Roger Federer's quest for all-time greatness compelling nonetheless. Maybe because your typical American sports fan seems to be ignoring it completely.—JM
Jun 19, 2009
Up to, but not yet including, this list.
"Movies used to be better!" Does saying that still make you sound like a codger if it's demonstrably true?—JS
This plods along with some intriguing observations about whether the true frontier is without or within... then the last paragraph of the footnote blew my mind!—JS
Jun 17, 2009
We here at PoopReading don't always agree on everything, but the title of this profile is definitely a sentiment we can all get behind.—BK
I've always had a soft spot for this little bit concocted by Dana Carvey and Robert Smigel, which apparently originated as a sketch in the unaired eighth episode of The Dana Carvey Show.—BK
That settles it; I'm going to start punching a lot more people.—BK
Jun 16, 2009
Probably the funniest thing he's ever written – and I say that with full understanding of the force of that statement.—JS
Few can. But deliberately misinterpreting a joke in an attempt to get some publicity and generate a wedge issue isn't even trying.—JS
Jun 15, 2009
Other than the odd talk show spot (like last Thursday's gangbusters appearance on Conan), Norm Macdonald fans really have to do some digging if they want to hear from him. But it's always worth it.—JM
Jun 12, 2009
Yet somehow "Potent Potables" still gets a free pass.
David Letterman isn't the only one who has some explaining to do.
The Palins know as well as you and I do that Dave was trying to make a joke about their adult daughter, not their adolescent one. They're just playing it up for the free publicity and fake indignation (and why not?). This piece is less about the Letterman/Palin "controversy" and more about the tolerance of misogyny by those on the left, who are supposed to "know better."—JM
A whole lot of Twitter users try it once and decide it's not for them. (Or maybe they think it's a really short survey: "What are you doing?" "Answering this question." There, that's done!)—JS
Jun 11, 2009
On the eve of Brüno, a look at the comic style of his famously reserved creator, Sacha Baron Cohen.—JS
We all knew that Harry Truman was a feisty ex-haberdasher (right? Um... right?), but here are 12 others you probably weren't aware of...—JM
I just read this piece because I was curious to see if she'd mention Abdulhakim Muhammad (formerly Carlos Bledsoe), the American Muslim convert who shot and killed a US soldier outside an Army recruiting station in Little Rock last week. And guess what: she doesn't bring him up. Shocking, I know. Too bad, too, because ignoring him sort of undermines her argument, which isn't entirely without merit.—JM
If you're going to write a column based on a certain premise, I understand that you're going to cherry pick your evidence to support your theory (heck; that's my bread and butter). But don't just make stuff up! To wit: Liam Neeson was never "a solid B-list actor heading toward character roles and retirement;" he was going to play Abraham Lincoln for Steven Spielberg before Taken even opened. Pretty much everybody knew who Kevin James was before this January. And, the two most successful R-rated comedies in history can't possibly be Sex and the City and American Pie 2. I don't feel like looking it up, but, that can't be right.—JM
Jun 10, 2009
A Jack Donaghy comp proves elusive, and that hurts the comic momentum a bit, but it's still a fun and interesting premise.—BK
Not the greatest interview, but us Steve-iacs will take our Steve wherever we can Steve it.—BK
Colbert steps in as Guest Editor this week, and while his stint is mostly serious, here he indulges himself in some fun.—BK
Jun 9, 2009
Part one in a series detailing the bankruptcy proceedings of a small business. These things never go the way you expect.—JS
Jun 8, 2009
(Blurb not written, as author has run out of his house to go purchase vast quantities of Sylvester Stallone's high-protein pudding.)—BK
Jun 5, 2009
Sometimes membership does not have its privileges.
If you're interested in reading on the subject, there are a thousand opinions out there, from insightful to loony. Kottke's collected the key phrases from several, for easy skimming or deeper reading as you desire.—JS
With solutions as easy as this, it's your own damn fault if you still have problems.—JS
Jun 4, 2009
To be sure, we here at PoopReading.com have a great deal of love for "Without a Trace," and were particularly sad to see it go. This article is less about "Without a Trace," though, than it is about every hour-long drama.—JM
Jun 3, 2009
Dumb title. As Randy Johnson goes for the 300th win of his career, a look at how much pitching inside and hitting batters has helped him get there.—BK
Jun 2, 2009
Factoids and insider info on the popular anti-masturbation campaign.—JS
Jun 1, 2009
Let's finish what we started, shall we?
May 29, 2009
He's far more fascinating than Heineken's Most Drunkenly Incapacitated Dude in a Wendy's.
The future of artificial intelligence: will the robots fetch our coffee and fix our robots, or will they chase Linda Hamilton through a factory?—JS
May 28, 2009
"I think at some point my show is going to have to morph into a detective show. I think four weeks in, Andy Richter and I will be solving crimes. It's going to be 'Murder, She Wrote' for a younger demo."—JM
There might come a time when I feel like I'm putting up too many links from Cracked.com. That time is not today.—JM
May 26, 2009
Not since the Quizno's spongemonkeys have we heard an ad campaign described as "quirky genius." The Dos Equis guy (who sounds a lot like Bill Brasky) fits the bill.—JS
May 25, 2009
I'd heard about this before, and I think it's awesome.—BK
May 22, 2009
Jesse "The Body" Ventura over real gubernatorial candidates, "American Idol's" Kris Allen over everyone else, VHS over Beta, and more...
This one won't really work if you want to print it out and take it with you, but I decided it was too good not to link to anyway.—JM
Extolling the virtues of Pixar, which will no doubt thrill PoopReading contributor Jameson Simmons. (There are two mentions of the upcoming release Up that I would consider spoiler-free, but your standards may be stricter than mine.)—BK
Sometimes doing it yourself is best left to other people.
May 21, 2009
It's not who you think! (wait a minute... never mind. It's probably who you think)—JM
A popular liberal president who has freely admitted his own youthful drug use could certainly help move this country's attitude toward marijuana legalization further in the right direction. If he had any balls whatsoever, that is.—JM
May 19, 2009
Of course not. And it needs to die a quick, expensive death while there are still unconverted theatres to offer a 2D bailout option.—JS
May 18, 2009
"Chuck" is coming back, as is "Dollhouse." If only they could see their way clear to bring "Life" back, as well... but I guess you can't have everything.—JM
Coming on the heels of three straight soul-crushing walk-off losses to the Yankees, it's a little tough to find consolation in the fact that the Twins organization is filled with stand-up guys. I'd embrace a few douchebags if it meant more wins – particularly in the postseason.—BK
May 15, 2009
Hey, you can't blame a multi-billion-dollar corporation for trying.
May 14, 2009
A deep and abiding love for dogs is a little like a deep and abiding certainty regarding one's religious faith; I don't quite have it, and I'm a little jealous of those who do.—JM
May 13, 2009
Dozens of baseball professionals, including ex-A's manager Art Howe, have signed on to play themselves. Even if you don't care about Moneyball, you have to admit this is one of the most fascinating projects out there.—BK
May 12, 2009
God, yes – movie audiences are ruining moviegoing. But is fleeing for the home theatre the answer? Even as I flee, I wish for a better solution.—JS
May 8, 2009
Because if there's one thing rabid fan bases love, it's unexpected changes to their beloved franchise.
This trippy, indie space story with Sam Rockwell is shaping up to be one of the year's most interesting films. (Then again, we've seen how often that can go horribly awry...)—JS
Basically a rehash of the brilliant South Park episode, but still entertaining in a furious-blogger sort of way.—JS
May 7, 2009
Nothing groundbreaking here. Still, it's always nice to hear from Judd Apatow.—JM
No. At least, the numbers don't suggest that they do.—JM
May 6, 2009
Even Sean Hannity will open up the Times to read Doug Glanville!—MW
Judging by the rest of this piece, which looks at NBC's plans for the fall schedule (including, ugh, Jay Leno five nights a week), the answer is no. But I'll admit I have a soft spot for Chase, and I'd love to see him make a comeback with his new show Community.—BK
May 5, 2009
If I ever meet Michael Ian Black, I'm giving him a big hug for all the times he's bailed me out of a slow link day. (And a big sloppy kiss for everything else.)—JS
A lot of interesting stuff about outgoing Supreme Court Justice David Souter. (But I'll admit I was destined to link to this article as soon as I saw the name Kermit Roosevelt.)—JS
May 4, 2009
You don't become a lying, deceiving egomaniac overnight, so one must assume Brett Favre has always been like that. Of course, if he comes to my beloved Vikings, he'll instantly become my favorite football player of all time.—JM
May 1, 2009
If an accomplishment happens in the forest and no one is around to witness it, does Obama still get credit for it?
Implies that the Internet age has made us all into illiterate, solipsistic assholes. (Which, if you've seen the Internet, clearly isn't true.)—JS
Avert your eyes, Matt and Joe's mom.—JS
Apr 30, 2009
Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens is apparently part of a movement that believes Shakespeare's plays were actually written by Edward de Vere, the 17th earl of Oxford. As for me, MTV's "The State" had Shakespeare himself admitting in a throwaway line at the end of a particular sketch that "Christopher Marlowe wrote all my plays," so that's what I choose to believe.—JM
You've got your classic "Saturday Night Live" sketches, and then you've got the ones that should have become classics... like this one. Good ol' Norm.—JM
Apr 29, 2009
Wain talks about Role Models, The State DVD, and most intriguing of all, the possibility of a sequel to Wet Hot American Summer.—BK
Apr 28, 2009
Oh, it is on, folks. It is fucking on! (sorry for the swear word, Mom and Matt, but I think even you would agree that sometimes, only the "f"-word will suffice. And this is most certainly one of those times)—JM
Apr 27, 2009
Reminds you that Guest/McKean/Shearer aren't just hysterically funny, they're also pretty good songwriters and musicians. We should probably hate them.—BK
A sure sign I'm getting old: I find myself agreeing with more and more of these "this is what's wrong with young people today" articles.—BK
Apr 24, 2009
America's sweethearts say the darndest things.
Apr 23, 2009
I've been looking for this for years; it's finally online. It's as good as I remember.—JM
Please, please, please please please please please watch "Chuck," you guys. It's gotten so good.—JM
Apr 22, 2009
Short answer: almost certainly not by the celebrity you sent it to.—BK
Demetri Martin has been cast as Paul DePodesta? Wow. Even if I had dared dream they'd make a Moneyball movie, there's no way I'd have envisioned Steven Soderbergh, Brad Pitt, Steven Zaillian, and Demetri Martin as the team responsible for bringing it to the screen.—BK
Apr 21, 2009
A brief, entertaining interview with David Wain about the official announcement of when we can finally hold The State in our hands.—JS
A thoughtful companion to Joe's recent post on the legalization question.—JS
Apr 20, 2009
Now we just wait for the Jared Allen quote saying "Yes, yes, this lion is much more frightening. I am now afraid to sack Daunte Culpepper."—MW
The editors at The New Republic have some unsolicited advice for Minnesota governor – and possible 2012 GOP presidential hopeful – Tim Pawlenty regarding the Norm Coleman/Al Franken senate election. But just because advice is unsolicited doesn't mean it's necessarily bad.—JM
It sounds like YouTube may prove financially unsustainable. You mean I'll have to burn videos of my daughters to DVD and mail them to my parents, like some sort of caveman?—JM
Apr 17, 2009
Apparently there's more to it than just pointing at things off the starboard bow and yelling "Avast, ye scurvy dogs!"
Apr 16, 2009
First they came for the wrestlers, then they came for the baseball players...—JM
Apparently, the Long Island University basketball team would have represented the United States at the 1936 Olympics in Berlin, but they chose not to go, and their story remained largely unknown.—JM
Apr 15, 2009
I was too young to fully appreciate the Mark Fidrych phenomenon as it was happening; Joe Posnanski was nine, and he remembers the pitcher with the perfect mix of childhood hero worshipper and baseball historian.—BK
Apr 14, 2009
A little old perhaps, but still fascinating. Bite me, I'm running a high fever today.—JS
At last someone gets to the bottom of this whole thing. Kids today!—JS
Apr 13, 2009
This piece was written last summer, but it's just as true now. I don't know what made me think of it; maybe I just wanted to be needlessly provocative.—JM
Yes, I've linked to a piece by a right-of-center columnist. But it's okay, folks. You can unbunch your panties: this one is just about baseball.—JM
Apr 10, 2009
It's not exactly a collection of the best and the brightest.
I whine about an obscure baseball urban legend and recommend a show on DVD.
Reflecting on the 10th anniversary of The Matrix. (Which caused me to take a fond, and cringing, look back at my own Matrix Week, coinciding with its 2003 sequel.)—JS
Truly chilling outcomes from the smash success of Fast and Furious. This is the year that my mystification at popular movie tastes went from annoyance to outright panic.—JS
Apr 9, 2009
There's almost nothing less funny than a bland recap of a stand-up comedy show, but the comics at this show are so out-of-their-minds hilarious that even this bland recap of a stand-up comedy show is funny. I really could have seen this show, too. Dammit. I should have tried harder (or, indeed, at all) to pull that off.—JM
According to this piece, at least, Howard the Duck isn't as bad as you remember. It's worse.—JM
The former MTV "Singled Out" host and son of a Hall of Fame bowler contends that advances in technology are making bowling too easy. Maybe he's right; any idiot can bowl a 129 nowadays. Right, Mr. President?—JM
Apr 8, 2009
About 15 years ago, Second City in Chicago ran a show that ended with an angry man ranting about consumerism and asking audience members to throw their Blockbuster cards on stage to be cut up. And it almost never failed to yield multiple cards, often tossed with an enthusiasm that seemed cathartic.—BK
Apr 7, 2009
This is the reason I refuse to watch, read, or link to anything Michael Ian Black does.—JS
Okay, this review loses its snarky zing after a while, but I'm pretty sure the ninja is fighting a shark in a water hazard. If you tell your grandchildren about one thing, let it be this.—JS
Apr 6, 2009
In the first paragraph of this piece, Joe Klein offers up what may in fact be the best idea any human being has ever had. Better than fire, better than cars, better than WrestleMania. He goes on to make the standard case that pot should be legalized, a case that – for my money – can't be made often enough.—JM
An interview with "30 Rock's" Frank, the guy who wears the custom made trucker hats (in character, and in real life). My personal favorite so far? The one that just said "DRAPES."—JM
I feel like this is the stuff we here at PoopReading.com would write, if we here at PoopReading.com wrote stuff like this.—JM
Apr 3, 2009
It's a fine line between cranky old humorist and becoming a real-life version of Grandpa Simpson.
As a satirical critique of the modern mishmash media culture, it's brilliant. As a serious suggestion, it's ludicrous. If only we could be certain which...—JS
Thoughts on NASCAR (sort of), "Castle" (watch it), and Uncle Ned Packers Fan (I'll explain...)
Apr 2, 2009
A look at the status of Chicago's bid to host the 2016 Summer Olympics. Hm, the International Olympic Committee meets Chicago politics... one can only imagine how exquisite the corruption will be.—JM
Apr 1, 2009
I'm of the opinion that this is the best sketch that Mike Myers ever did on SNL. I suspect he also wrote it, though I've never been able to confirm that.—BK
Terrible title, decent profile, but at least there's a quote from Michael Schur. I'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear you say "Who is Michael Schur?"—BK
Mar 31, 2009
Interesting profile of a wacked-out creative genius. Assumes the reader's familiarity with the PBF comic (which is unfortunate, but easy to rectify).—JS
Driving school was a bore, but stunt driving school sounds awesome. Could this be a trend? Stunt DMV lines? Stunt dentistry? Stunt stories about your wife's work?—JS
Mar 30, 2009
A profile of comedian Aziz Ansari. I enjoyed his brief stint on Scrubs, and I'm getting the feeling he might emerge as the best thing on the upcoming Parks and Recreation.—BK
Oh, the Forest Face. Songs will be written about the glory of the Forest Face, and passed down from generation to generation.—BK
Mar 27, 2009
Is "meh" a slogan, or more of a corporate statement of purpose?
A sports team with stupid uniforms finally suffers real consequences; plus, trifling thoughts on "American Idol" and "Dollhouse."
Adams is always good with the helpful tips and tricks.—JS
It's great to see that my gay crush on RDJ can be equaled – but not exceeded – by that of Kidd, an actual gay man.—JS
Mar 25, 2009
Why you should be thankful you never got the chance to buy a ticket for Spaceman From Pluto, Take It Like a Man, or Anhedonia.—BK
A pitch-perfect network notes satire that, given the subject matter, features just the right amount of comic restraint.—BK
I think the author is being a little too hard on Con Air (especially compared to Cage's recent offerings), but the rest is spot-on. It feels like that guy I loved so much in Raising Arizona doesn't even exist anymore.—BK
Mar 24, 2009
An interesting point wrapped in a shrill and well-worn package. (With a thorough misunderstanding of Back to the Future as a bonus!)—JS
There's a tongue-in-cheek tone to this, but its message is sincere and very worthwhile.—JS
Mar 23, 2009
I didn't get to see I Love You, Man this weekend; I had to settle for reading this review. Also, more people apparently decided that they'd rather see Knowing. Which I'm sure is fine, but... come on.—JM
The Sports Guy takes a shot at using sports-style statistical analysis to answer the question: Who is the greatest living actor? (Hat tip, Chris C.)—BK
Mar 20, 2009
Self-diagnosis in 25 easy steps. Remember, doctors say early detection is the key.
Mar 19, 2009
A "kiddie foodie movement?" This can't possibly be a thing, can it?—JM
Two ways to look at this: in a gloomy economy, all sorts of innovative ideas take root; or, my God, living in Detroit is about to get even worse.—JS
Mar 18, 2009
In which you find out who I pick to win it all. And I know the suspense has been killing you.
Mar 17, 2009
A quick interview about Friday's I Love You, Man – oh, who am I kidding? This is linked because it mentions Paul Rudd's penis.—JS
Conan's hornymanatee.com and the many sites from How I Met Your Mother (the "William Faulkner of sitcoms!").—JS
A guide to laying out your thoughts like the late genius of the run-on sentence.—JS
Mar 16, 2009
As usual, you have to ignore Stein's annoying penchant for inserting himself into the story, but you'll be rewarded with some nice Rudd details (he went to college with Joe Buck and Jon Hamm?!).—BK
I haven't seen Watchmen, so I can't comment. As the parent of a two-year-old, however, I have seen The Incredibles roughly 9,000 times in the last six months, and I look forward to viewing #9,001.—JM
Whatever your political views – and mine are not Jon Stewart's – it's nice to see Jon Stewart just get in there and kick ass once in a while.—JM
Mark Steyn is definitely an alarmist, but he's an alarmist who entertains the heck out of me. Plus he always keeps things light, just how we like it here.—JM
Mar 13, 2009
Levels of sexual innuendo not seen since the heyday of Minnesota Twins outfielder Randy Bush.
Mar 12, 2009
The Netherlands eliminating the Dominican Republic from the World Baseball Classic? That's almost like... well... see, this is hard, because if it were any other impossibly massive upset, you'd say, "That's almost like if the Netherlands eliminated the Dominican Republic from the World Baseball Classic!"—JM
Mar 11, 2009
By all rights, the McRib should be on this list. Fellow PoopReading contributor Mike Wagner and I have a theory that the limited-release schedule of the McRib is controlled by the government, as a way of thinning out the U.S. population.—BK
Silver gets back to his roots with a look at how smarter management has fostered a financial revolution in baseball.—BK
The wonderful Lauren Graham talks about the wonderful Gilmore Girls and other stuff that's just alright.—BK
Mar 10, 2009
In all the Barbie hullabaloo, Ken continues to be ignored. (Probably for the best, considering he's dickless and his namesake is actually Barbie's brother.)—JS
Unsurprisingly, Silver found it more difficult to predict the votes of fickle, ill-informed Academy members compared to the fickle, ill-informed electorate as a whole.—JS
Mar 9, 2009
Joel Stein writes about the phenomenon of the Adam Carolla podcast. I keep telling you people. I keep telling you...—JM
Mar 6, 2009
Let's just say that mistakes were made.
To welcome my second daughter into the world I've got some parenting tips; and for no reason in particular I've got a slight bone to pick with the movie In Bruges.
Friendster has been taken over by robots and Asians. I remember hearing the Brazilians took Orkut. Stories like these prevent me from ever embracing Facebook. (Also, it's utterly pointless.)—JS
Mar 5, 2009
Adam Carolla's podcast is apparently #1 on iTunes after less than two weeks. I told you people about him, did I not?—JM
Mar 4, 2009
How revenue concerns and bloated contracts have most NBA teams watching from the sidelines this season.—BK
New York City is experimenting with closing streets to reduce traffic jams, and if it works, it may be coming to a city near you.—BK
Mar 3, 2009
How iconic pieces of film history end up as expensive collector's items.—BK
Those French people think they're so hot, but you know what? They're not.—JM
A little kid's question at the Baseball Hall of Fame prompts a father to conclude that the job of the Hall of Fame voter is not the same as the job of a dad.
Mar 2, 2009
I may be the only person who remembers this Saturday Night Live sketch from 1996, and that includes the people who wrote and performed it. Nevertheless, it deserves to be acknowledged as a classic.—JM
The terms "natural selection" and "survival of the fittest" have been cause for confusion among some people, apparently.—JM
Offering up an alternate universe where people "Bongo" their favorite TV shows and communicate with a LeapFrog.—BK
Feb 27, 2009
Clearly not all provisions are created equal.
Why Hulu is winning the online video battle.—BK
Feb 26, 2009
An informational session on the robotic vacuum cleaner rolls into unexpected territory.—BK
The great Dan Kois attempts to apply the lessons of Michael Lewis's famous Shane Battier piece to his own pickup basketball game.—JM
Feb 25, 2009
Listing the four people most strongly associated with each team over the course of that franchise's history. A great idea, one that I wish I thought of first.—BK
And here's the National League version.—BK
A Jason Bateman profile that's not very in-depth, but hey, we'll take whatever we can get.—BK
It's exactly the reason you'd expect: music licensing fees. Is there any entertainment medium left that hasn't had run-ins with the music industry over this stuff?—BK
Feb 24, 2009
Worth reading if only for the unintentional comedy of "Hershey's should bump up the nuts" and a semi-tangentially-related Google image search bit at the end of the piece that will leave you irreparably scarred.—BK
If you're like me, you've always been mildly fascinated by the 18th century English writer Samuel Johnson, but not enough to read an entire book either by or about him. Well, now we're in luck: a Slate.com article about two new Samuel Johnson biographies!—JM
Some (#1) are quite bolder than others (#2). That said, it's never too early to start thinking about baseball season, is it?—JM
I loved, loved, loved "The Adam Carolla Show." And now it's gone.
Feb 23, 2009
This year's acting winners seem unlikely to be future candidates for this list (especially since one of them is, you know, dead). If only Mickey Rourke had won...—BK
Feb 20, 2009
Because we'd like to free up time for more awkward, stilted banter between presenters.
Making the case that Conan O'Brien will be great as the new host of The Tonight Show. He will, but the fact that this means we're that much closer to Leno in prime-time is taking some of the fun out of this.—BK
Feb 19, 2009
You don't have to love the Mariners to get a warm tingle down your spine when you read this piece about the return of Ken Griffey, Jr. You merely have to love sports.—JM
The fourth of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft gives a taste of rural politics, steamy sexual intrigue, and family secrets with Josh Brolin, Sean Penn, and who else but Angelina Jolie?
The third of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft showcases the comedic talents of Richard Jenkins, Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman, as Melissa Leo looks on (hey, somebody's got to play the straight man).
Feb 18, 2009
He's abandoning TV for the internet. TV's loss, to be sure.—BK
The second of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft finds Penélope Cruz, Anne Hathaway and Mickey Rourke in a thriller set in the hot, steamy jungles of Central and South America.
The first of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft brings us Robert Downey, Jr. on a quest for the truth about the 1969 moon landing.
If you like "Fun Facts" on Letterman, you'll like these; the styles are very similar.—BK
Feb 17, 2009
The man who predicted last year's election to within a mere percentage point turns his focus to Sunday's Oscars.—JS
You know, if you just read a transcript of the show without watching it, you'd think every contestant was a 4-year-old.—JS
Feb 16, 2009
An oldie but a goodie (though you do need to have at least a passing familiarity with the song).—BK
Feb 13, 2009
The truths finally come out.
In honor of pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training this weekend, here's a beautifully-crafted explanation of how 12 baseball pitches work.—BK
A review of Ferrell and McKay's Broadway Bush impersonation sendoff, highlighting the informative power of comedy.—JS
Feb 12, 2009
A writer for The Colbert Report gives advice on finding and keeping a, uh, genie.—BK
Feb 11, 2009
Who says this economy isn't creating new jobs?—BK
The former Texas Ranger waxes in context about A-Rod's decision to go Jose Canseco on us from 2001-03.—MW
A fascinating look at a turn I'd like to see more struggling publications make: away from fast news and towards analysis and in-depth news.—JS
To be clear: this is not, unfortunately, an offer being extended from the author to you.—BK
SNL Transcripts always makes for good reading, and this is one of my favorites. It's got the Will Ferrell/Adam McKay stamp all over it, so if you like Anchorman and Step Brothers, you should like this.—BK
Feb 10, 2009
Excerpts from his book, which everyone should read regardless of interest in show business or comedy, just to learn how his mind works.—JS
I won't say that I agree with every word of this, but at the heart of it, there's an awfully good point.—BK
Feb 9, 2009
Gotta love the subtitle: "Nobody liked him before the steroids, nobody likes him now."—BK
After 24 years, they figure the "New Coke" debacle is erased from the cultural memory and we're ready to go back to basics.—JS
Feb 6, 2009
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Letterman's offhand, carefree incisiveness keeps him relevant even when his show isn't always at its best. Why to watch, even if you do so with your finger on the fast-forward button.—JS
My kingdom for an AIDS Wolf/Minus the Bear double bill.—BK
Feb 5, 2009
Surely the only place to find Jerry Seinfeld, Wilco and Bill Belichick thrown together... that is, until my one-act play gets produced.—BK
Exploring the legal issues surrounding Christian Bale's on-set tirade and bringing new meaning to the phrase "them's fightin' words!"—BK
Jan 30, 2009
Which is not to be confused with the best-selling male adolescent sex guide, The Yanking Years.
If I were able to travel back in time to witness one single event in the history of Earth, it would have been Night 1 of "The State's" reunion show. Please, please, for the love of God, please, put this show out on DVD. I'll do anything. Anything. Well, no... not that. Okay, that.—JM
Why couldn't math have been this awesome when I was growing up?—BK
Jan 29, 2009
I like to think the benefit of the Pink Panther remakes is that at least we get a bunch of Steve features and an appearance on SNL around the release date.—BK
Jan 28, 2009
The internet-fueled rise of The Bacon Explosion. Lord help me, it looks delicious.—BK
An interesting read, and remarkable in that it will most certainly be the last piece of writing in human history to address sports legwear length without bringing up President Obama's basketball "dork pants."—JM
Jan 27, 2009
A smart, reasoned take on that whole girls' high school basketball imbroglio down in Texas.—BK
It seems to take on different forms depending on what people want to project onto it.—JS
If you're going to write spam, at least get these simple guidelines right.—JS
My daughter is really into Enchanted these days, which I bring up because I can no longer watch Timothy Spall in that movie without immediately thinking of Christopher Hitchens (and vice versa). Here, he (Christopher Hitchens, not Timothy Spall) offers an enjoyable, patriotic and – since it's Hitchens – cheeky take on the Obama inauguration.—JM
Jan 26, 2009
Will President Obama have a personal computer in the White House? Recent history suggests he will not.—BK
Enough to make the costs of campaigning for one worthwhile.—BK
Jan 23, 2009
Consult your doctor or pharmacist to learn whether these jokes may be right for you.
A fun and flighty set of varied reactions to yesterday's Oscar announcements. (But he needs to get that cough looked at.)—JS
Normally on Fridays in this space you get an NFL picks column out of me. Such a column is significantly more difficult to put together when there is no NFL football being played, so I debut a new Friday feature. I hope you like it.
Jan 22, 2009
Also, on Tuesday, he started talking right after "I, Barack Hussein Obama," stepping on the Chief Justice's "...do solemnly swear." Apparently I'm the only person who remembers this, but, I'm positive George H. W. Bush did the same thing in 1989.—JM
Which team will really be the reason the Cardinals lose the Super Bowl next Sunday; the Pittsburgh Steelers... or the Pottsville Maroons?—JM
An intriguing concept that responds to the economic forecast and even offers an opportunity for profit.—JS
Jan 21, 2009
Well, alright... if it will help prevent tooth decay...—BK
A nice little piece of satire. But I'm also just fearful enough to believe some of it could eventually come true.—BK
Jan 20, 2009
You see these giant, multi-story ads on the sides of buildings in Los Angeles, and I always thought, "boy, I would think it would be annoying to work in one of those offices." Turns out it really is.—JM
Jan 19, 2009
It's good to have a support system.—BK
Another brave soul argues against the prevailing wisdom that, since two things have a screen on them, their functionalities should merge. I'm with him.—JS
Of course, answering these questions will create 343 new ones. So be careful what you wish for.—BK
Jan 16, 2009
It can't just be all swearing-in and speeches. It can't!
As a night-owl myself, I find this sort of thing fascinating.—BK
Whenever there's a slow link day, you can count on Michael Ian Black.—JS
Jan 15, 2009
Co-created by Paul Rudd and Veronica Mars creator Rob Thomas! Featuring Ken Marino! And Jane Lynch! And Martin Starr! With a guest appearance by Enrico Colantoni! It's a veritable stew of underappreciated favorites! But it'll be on Starz. (Wait, I get Starz!)—BK
Big surprise: in an election where 2.9 million votes were cast, and the "winner" "won" by 225, there's controversy surrounding the result!—JM
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay prepare to take Ferrell's Bush impression to Broadway (and HBO! Woo-hoo!) for a one-man show farewell.—BK
Jan 14, 2009
Barack Obama, Bill Kristol, David Brooks, George F. Will and Charles Krauthammer sit down to dinner together... no, that's not the setup to a dirty joke whose punchline involves sodomy. It's what happened last night in Chevy Chase, MD.—JM
This occupies 60 minutes of ABC's airtime when we could be watching Pushing Daisies. It's enough to make a man don an explosive vest.—JS
Jan 13, 2009
Kaufman calls out baseball writers on their habitual disdain for statistical innovation. The man certainly knows how to curry my favor.—BK
Steve Martin turns up in a family home movie shot at Disneyland and starts a correspondence with its auteur. (Steve Martin completists, start around 20:19.)—JS
Jan 12, 2009
The title goes back to "30 Rock"... and, since all that needs to be said about that show's principals has been said already, we take a bit of a look at the episodes written by the man who's written most of the best ones.
A solid argument against the idea that baseball desperately needs a salary cap to maintain competitive balance.—BK
Jan 9, 2009
Anything's better than the system they have now. Am I right, ladies?
Oswalt makes the case for improving this year's award season movies with a little dash of Jason Statham.—JS
Jan 8, 2009
Is there anything better than a good language rant? I submit that there is not!—JS
Jan 7, 2009
Kaufman watches this week's MLB Network rebroadcast of Larsen's World Series perfect game and wonders if it says more about the state of the game in 1956 than the pitcher himself.—BK
Gift bag fever spreads into the BCS bowl games.—BK
Jan 6, 2009
Some nice details from a career that spanned five decades and, according to IMDB.com, nearly 200 different characters, including the guest spot I'll always remember him for: Colonel Daniel Webster Tucker in a classic April Fool's episode of MASH.—BK
Jan 5, 2009
Safire elucidates – as only he can – the pertinent distinctions among the terms we use to indicate foul language.—JS
Michael Ian Black strikes again.—BK
Jan 2, 2009
Is it possible to burn a time slot? Or feed it to wolves?
Including helpful conversational tips and a few nice ways to spend fifty bucks. (Hat tip, Michael R.)—JS
Dec 31, 2008
Apparently just reading on the toilet isn't good enough anymore.—BK
NewsRadio gets some long-overdue praise from someone other than Entertainment Weekly. (A little video-clip-heavy for our purposes, but you can read around those.)—JS
In honor of Leverage, the witty, thrilling new caper series on TNT.—JS
Dec 30, 2008
Or, How One Bad Decision Cost Sean Connery Hundreds of Millions of Dollars.—BK
Short answer: no. So not only does Netflix offer a wider selection than the brick-and-mortar stores, it's more environmentally-friendly. Win-win!—BK
Dec 26, 2008
Hindsight isn't always 20/20.
Merry Christmas and Happy Inevitable Late-Season, Playoff-Missing Collapse, Vikings Fans!
Dec 24, 2008
A take on the Mark Teixeira signing that, unlike those of most other baseball columnists, doesn't involve Chicken Little imitations or the rending of garments.—BK
Dec 23, 2008
If you're sick of everyone talking about this movie, this list is sick of you!—JS
Dec 22, 2008
Insight and advice for your holiday consumption.—BK
Dec 19, 2008
Hey, they can't all be "Frosty the Snowman" or "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
An amusing history of franchise names that, thankfully, weren't. Although, spoiler alert: nothing they could have called the Minnesota Wild could possibly have been as bad as the "Minnesota Wild."—JM
Dec 18, 2008
Part of a series of "What I've Learned" interviews, this one talks with the classic TV funnyman.—BK
Dec 17, 2008
The Sports Guy writes about The Wrestler, the one Oscar-season movie I'm going to be sure to see.—JM
Dec 16, 2008
A NASCAR enthusiast argues in favor of euthanizing the sport. (And I can never resist a throwaway dig at the BCS.)—JS
Analysis of Jay Leno's frustrating popularity – it's a year old, but bears revisiting in light of recent events.—JS
The contents of a pamphlet found among Iraqi shoe-thrower Muntadhar al-Zeidi's personal effects shed some light on his methods...
Dec 15, 2008
Every sullen little emo punk or Mean Girls harpy who spends time whining about "phonies" gets torn a new one by the former Miss Alli.—JM
Five favorite line readings by Baldwin. It hits on a couple of great ones, but really, this list needs to be much, much longer, and contain at least 50 quotes from 30 Rock.—BK
Dec 12, 2008
Because demanding too little in an extortion conspiracy is the kind of thing that could really haunt a guy.
Continuing our series of movie cliché evaluations: a quick deconstruction of Baz Luhrmann’s Australia.—JS
Dec 10, 2008
If there's one thing that we here at Poop Reading can all get behind, it's dumping on Leno. Well played, Chuck Barney.—BK
It was probably for the best that they didn't. (Enjoy a special non-Friday bonus BvF!)
Ripken comes clean about one of the most awesome baseball cards ever.—BK
Dec 9, 2008
Music is a window into our shared humanity. And our shared humanity wants to get it on.—JS
Dec 8, 2008
Everybody's been clamoring for some absurd sketch comedy featuring talking household tools, right? Right?
Dec 5, 2008
What, you thought they were actually going to use it to restructure their business models and make better cars?
This article offers up a very appealing excuse for why my football picks have stunk this season: I'm too smart!—JM
Dec 4, 2008
I know what you're thinking – "Hey, it's been three whole weeks since you guys last posted a link about The Big Lebowski. What gives?!" Crisis averted, my friends.—BK
Answering the question: Is it possible to laugh and go fetal with terror at the same time?—BK
I didn't give "How I Met Your Mother" the title of The Best Show on TV, "How I Met Your Mother" took the title by brute force.
Dec 3, 2008
See, I just wait until Jameson tells me what technology to use.—BK
Dec 2, 2008
Ebert laments the decline of looking at movies as an art form. The crankier he gets, the more I love him.—JS
Apparently the author likes her bagels hollowed out; despite that heresy, this makes for a nice read.—JM
ESPN changed things up this year, adding drama to the final table and giving the "November Nine" some extra celebrity. But did it make for better poker television?—JS
Dec 1, 2008
It turns out there is a perfect length for a pop song. Any less is a trifle; any more is agony.—JS
Nov 28, 2008
Just in case his lawyer hasn't done a very good job of reading the fine print.
Nov 26, 2008
I didn't have a losing week last week, folks! Everything's coming up Mulder!
A brief and pleasant Q&A with Jack McBrayer of 30 Rock.—JS
Laying out the Hall of Fame case for Mike Mussina in sabermetric style.—BK
Nov 25, 2008
Sure, it sounds a little farfetched. But he admits right up front that it isn't foolproof.—JS
One day I will run for president on the platform that Planes, Trains and Automobiles should be mandatory Thanksgiving viewing for all. And I will win in a landslide.—BK
Nov 24, 2008
In a nod to the upcoming release of Valkyrie, a thought-provoking review of previous fictional attempts to rid the world of an evil man.—BK
Richard Lawson attempts to get to the bottom of the success of the pop culture phenomenon that is Twilight. The verdict: pretty much what I would have thought.—JM
Nov 21, 2008
For those of you thinking of applying for the position in the future.
Nov 20, 2008
The word is that Deep Vote is a playful figment of Ebert's imagination, which only makes this better.—JS
As we prepare to bid "The Shield" a fond farewell next Tuesday, at last it assumes its rightful place at the top of the television heap.
Nov 19, 2008
Parker talks about the South Park movie that almost was, and the end of the TV series (though not before 2011, at least).—BK
Nov 18, 2008
I realize I run the risk of making this site look like a clearinghouse of Lebowski information. There are worse things.—JS
It appears we're not exactly pulling in the cream of the crop when it comes to ad buys.
Nov 17, 2008
Highlighting the one moment of cultural relevancy in the history of The Lone Gunmen.—BK
Chronicling the history of dumb, arbitrary Academy Award rules (are there any other kind?) that have bitten people in the ass, a list that apparently now includes the score for The Dark Knight.—BK
Nov 16, 2008
President-elect Obama is as addicted to his BlackBerry as any of us. Will President Obama be able to live without it?—JM
Nov 15, 2008
Technically, they ranked her as the #2 Entertainer of the Year (behind Robert Downey, Jr.). But the point remains: she's pretty awesome.—BK
Nov 14, 2008
Because making the team better doesn't really seem to be an option.
Nov 11, 2008
Interesting article about Obama's passion for the game, and what it might say about how he'll lead.—JM
Nov 9, 2008
Harris reasons, with typical insight and aplomb, why a Batman movie might as well be a Best Picture contender.—JS
Nov 7, 2008
Though it would have been more entertaining if they had.
I pretty much mailed it in this week, folks. I'm not going to lie.
Nov 6, 2008
Seeing Dan Kois's byline in the previous link, I was reminded of a story he put in an old TWoP recap. It's really short, but, you can pair it with the "Daily Show" piece, and you'll have a nice read. Follow this link, and read the last two paragraphs.—JM
I'm pretty sure it can.—JM
Nov 5, 2008
Bill Simmons doesn't foresee greatness for Portland Trail Blazers center Greg Oden, but hopes he's wrong.—JM
Nov 4, 2008
A study finds that conservatives may enjoy humor more than liberals. I don't think that's very funny... d'oh!—BK
Nov 2, 2008
You'll have to forgive me, I'm late to the party on all the 10th anniversary hoopla that went down in September.—BK
Charting the many parallels between the Santos/Vinick race and the Obama/McCain race. Somewhere John Wells's ego is firing pistols in the air.—BK
Oct 31, 2008
What Emily Post has in common with Rimbaud.—JM
For those who'd like to avoid having their house egged and TP'd.
Yet another conservative columnist jumps on the Obama bandwagon.—JM
Oct 28, 2008
I agree with the premise, I disagree with the conclusions. Nonetheless, it's an interesting discussion of modern political satire.—BK
Oct 24, 2008
Because there's nothing Americans love more than earning free stuff without having to do anything for it.
An interesting (and non-partisan, I promise!) rumination on political marriages that's not the downer that the title would lead you to believe.—JM
I've been sternly warned about posting political links, but what the hell; it's Michael Ian Black. He should get a pass.—JM
Oct 22, 2008
Another entry in the ongoing series.—JM
Oct 21, 2008
McCain, Palin and Biden all have kids in the military, but not Obama. What; are his children too good to fight for our country? Read on...
Also known formerly as TWoP's Miss Alli, Linda Holmes gives us some short but sweet "buyer beware" rantings.—JM
Oct 19, 2008
Asking the burning question: what's with all the dumb baseball commentary on television? I could not agree more.—BK
Oct 17, 2008
The smartest smart phone is about to get a whole lot smarter.
It's like Hulk Hogan used to say, kids: say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and read your Krauthammer.—JM
Oct 15, 2008
Hint: It does not date back to my forefathers, who were not bartenders to the Czar.—BK
Last time I said that Part 1 was shows 10 through 5; I lied. It was 10 through 6. If you can bring yourself to trust me this time, I give you shows 5 through 1.
NBA fantasy has never quite worked for Bill Simmons. So he fixed it.—JM
Oct 13, 2008
McCain lacks the character and temperament to be president. And Palin is simply a disgrace.—JM
Oct 10, 2008
Just in case you missed the delicate subtleties of all the name-calling and guilt by association.
Good old Krauthammer. He says what Joe would say, if only Joe was smart enough.—JM
Oct 9, 2008
A George Will column with a baseball lede! I know! Try not to get too disheartened, McCainiacs; George Will never liked him to begin with.—JM
Oct 8, 2008
You should probably just read everything Michael Ian Black puts on the internet.—JM
It's not actually a drinking game. But still.
Oct 7, 2008
How town-hall debates can go very wrong for a candidate.—JM
Oct 6, 2008
Two electoral votes to watch.—JM
Oct 5, 2008
Falcons @ PACKERS -5.5
Sep 4, 2008
And we're off and running with another season of the NFL and, perhaps even more importantly, another season of my NFL picks column!
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