POOP READING

Mar 9, 2010

Movie Draft: If You Knew Suzie...

Meryl Streep and Morgan Freeman... how can you possibly go wrong?

Mar 8, 2010

Movie Draft: Man From Nowhere

The first of five reviews of the films from the 2010 Movie Draft gives us Christopher Plummer and Stanley Tucci fighting over railroads and Penélope Cruz's heart.

The Office’s Jenna Fischer on Tonight’s Baby Episode, and Why Pam Misses Her Old Desk

Mar 5, 2010

Oscar Picks 2010 (Jameson Edition)!

Pretty much the same list of predictions you can get anywhere else online, with a lot more crazed ranting about the meaninglessness of it all.

Popcorn: Cinema's Worst Enemy

Mar 4, 2010

Oscar Picks 2010!

I haven't seen any of the movies, which means my judgment will not – cannot! – be clouded. This is my year.

Out of the West: Clint Eastwood's Shifting Landscape

Mar 3, 2010

2010 Movie Draft

We did this last year and you shit your pants from its awesomeness. All we can say is, we hope you bought at least two new pairs of pants this year.

All in the Modern Family

Mar 2, 2010

The Five-Year Oscar Rule: Best Picture, 2004

Brandon wants to shoot DVDs into space. Mike wants to shave Morgan Spurlock. Joe threatens to punch Jameson in the face. Jameson threatens to burn down the Internet. But in the end, the love is just too strong...

Mar 1, 2010

The Snubbies: Best Picture

We conclude our look at the most overlooked by taking a look at Best Picture. Also, be sure to check back with us every day this week... we're about to go Oscar nuts at PoopReading.com!

Roger Ebert's Last Words, con't

Feb 26, 2010

John Ratzenberger: Pixar perfect

Has Disney Gone Mad?

Feb 25, 2010

The Snubbies: Best Director

After this comes the big dog: Marmaduke! No, I mean... Best Picture!

Ten Rules For Writing Fiction (Part One)

Ten Rules For Writing Fiction (Part Two)

Feb 24, 2010

A.V. Club Interview: Alison Brie

Feb 23, 2010

The Snubbies: Best Actor

Just two more to go after this one: Best Director and Best Picture. I don't know about you... but I'm going to miss the Snubbies when they're gone.

Coloring the Kingdom

Feb 22, 2010

A Wild Conversation with Tracy Morgan

Feb 19, 2010

The Snubbies: Best Actress

We finish out the week – but not the Snubbies, so don't worry – with Best Actress. More to come, so join us again on Monday. Or Tuesday. No later than Tuesday.

Ricky Gervais Reveals All About Office Babies Spin-Off: "It's Definitely Happening"

The 5 Worst Decisions Ever Made by TV Executives (Twice)

Feb 18, 2010

Beware: Here Comes an 'Inglourious' Upset at the Oscars

Dowdy Image Swept Away as Curling Celebrates the Rock of All Ages

Feb 17, 2010

The Snubbies: Best Supporting Actor

We continue our week-long righting of the past decade's Oscar wrongs.

Roger Ebert: The Essential Man

Feb 16, 2010

The Snubbies: Best Supporting Actress

The Oscars may not be able to get it right, but by God, we will. Join us all week for the Snubbies!

The Olympics Sap-o-Meter

How does Facebook make overt self obsession OK?

Feb 15, 2010

The Curse of Fletch

Feb 12, 2010

A Calculus of Writing, Applied to a Classic

Feb 11, 2010

Obama's "Stupid" Jab at Vegas

Feb 10, 2010

Oscar Duel: Is Quentin Tarantino a Great Director?

A.V. Club Interview: Aziz Ansari

Feb 8, 2010

Claire Danes Does Her Homework for HBO's Temple Grandin

Feb 5, 2010

Academy under lockdown to keep Oscar nominees Secret

Feb 3, 2010

Electric Company

Feb 2, 2010

Groundhog Day

Interview: Berkeley Breathed

Feb 1, 2010

Jim Gaffigan Talks Domino's, Law & Order, and Having the Gall to Accept Serious Acting Roles

Jan 29, 2010

How Movies Activate Your Neural G-Spot

Jan 28, 2010

The Chin Abides

Jan 27, 2010

The End Is Near

The Fall of Harrison Ford

Jan 25, 2010

Why The Office Clip Show Was So Jarring

Norma Rae

Jan 21, 2010

Secret Rituals of "American Idol" Exposed

O'Brien Flops

Jan 20, 2010

Out of the Picture

SportsCenter

How Team Coco Channels Our Great Recession Anger

Jan 18, 2010

Why Some Comics Aren't Laughing at Jay Leno

Jan 15, 2010

Other Rejected Solutions to NBC's Late Night Problem

Which was caused by the solution to their prime time problem, which was caused by the original solution to their late night problem. Proud as a Peacock, indeed!

Better Late Than Never? The State

Jan 14, 2010

10 Reasons This Was TV's Decade

Jan 13, 2010

Best of Baron von Funny: December 2008-January 2009

From Rod Blagojevich to unpopular holiday stories to the auto bailout (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

There's No Telling What Will Come Out of Ricky Gervais' Mouth

The Spectacular Failure of Alec Baldwin

Jan 12, 2010

Conan Calls It Quits

Advice For Conan From The Late Shift

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Jan 11, 2010

Now New Orleans is His Focus

Jan 8, 2010

Memorable Moments from 2009 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to make a bunch of shit up.

A World of Hits

Jan 7, 2010

The (Too) Many Loves of Warren Beatty

Hitting Bottom

Jan 6, 2010

When Lit Blew Into Bits

Jan 5, 2010

Avatar vs. Up in the Air: The Most Symbolic Oscar Race Since Forrest Gump vs. Pulp Fiction

Jan 4, 2010

Boy Wonder

Should We Just Boycott the Movies in January?

Dec 30, 2009

Steve Martin is a Wild and Busy Guy

Dec 29, 2009

The Physics of Space Battles

Dec 24, 2009

A Visit From St. Nicholas

Dec 22, 2009

Keep the Meme Alive

Dec 21, 2009

"Dexter" Exclusive: Michael C. Hall Talks About Season 4's Killer Finale

Dec 18, 2009

Surprises Found in the New Avatar Movie

Who knew that a film set 150 years in the future on a fictional planet located several light years away from Earth would have surprises?

Seriously Funny People

Primer: Steven Spielberg

Pixar guru John Lasseter makes his presence felt on Disney toy aisles

Dec 17, 2009

The Noughties: A Fond(ish) Farewell

Never Listen To Celine? Radio Meter Begs To Differ

Dec 16, 2009

Is It Time for The Simpsons to G'oh?

Scott Adsit on the State of Sitcoms and Why New York Fears The Second City

Sitcom of the Year: Parks and Recreation

Dec 15, 2009

A Star, a Soap, and the Meaning of Art

Dec 11, 2009

2009: The Year in Band Names

Dec 10, 2009

Chaos In Tigerland: A Deadspin Investigation Into The Sexual Habits Of Pro Athletes

Dec 9, 2009

Colbert, Fey, and Carell: Comedy's Power Players

Man of Extremes

Dec 8, 2009

When TV Became Art

The Death of Method Acting

All That

Dec 7, 2009

The Best Films of the '00s

Trendy Baby Names a Sign of Group Think?

Dec 4, 2009

Additional Accusations Being Made Against Tiger Woods

Looks like somebody's sliced one deep into the rough.

Dec 3, 2009

You Really Should Be Watching Parks and Recreation

Dec 1, 2009

The Puzzle of Boys

Nov 30, 2009

"(Best) Film Ever!!!"

The Best Books of the '00s

Nov 25, 2009

I'm a Culture Critic... Get Me Out Of Here!

Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach's Guide

Nov 18, 2009

Best of Baron von Funny: October-November 2008

From the presidential election to the explosion of the iPhone to the futility of the Detroit Lions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

They Made a Part Two to What? - The Ten Worst Unexpected Sequels of All Time

Nov 17, 2009

Unheavenly Host

The Death Of Mistakes Means The Death Of Rock

Nov 16, 2009

In Memory of David Lloyd

The Best TV Series of the '00s

Nov 13, 2009

Hulk Hogan Complaints About Returning to Wrestling at Age 56

Remember kids: say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and for the love of all that is holy, will you please turn down that music?!?

Nov 12, 2009

Edit This Page

Nov 11, 2009

Robert Downey Jr.: The Second Greatest Actor in the World

The Best One-Season Wonders of the '00s

Nov 9, 2009

Up Director Pete Doctor on His Next Project and Why Pixar Movies Always End With Chase Scenes

Nov 6, 2009

Ways That Nicolas Cage Wasted Hundreds of Millions of Dollars

Oh, like you've never spent outrageous sums of money to buy multiple European castles.

Half the Battle

Deconstructing the Nicolas Cage apocalypse movie Knowing. Now that we have an inkling why he made it, why the hell was it ever America's #1 movie?

Jared Hess mines his childhood for quirky new 'Gentlemen Broncos'

Nov 5, 2009

Tina Fey's 10 Favorite 30 Rock Moments

An SNL Digital Short

Nov 4, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: Chris Pratt

Nov 3, 2009

Collecting Headlines Funnier Than This

Nov 2, 2009

The Devil in David Letterman

Oct 30, 2009

Ricky Gervais: Perfectly crazy choice to host Golden Globes

Oct 29, 2009

Let Us Now Praise... the Cliché

"Paul Blart: Mall Cop"

We'll Show You Who's Funny

Oct 28, 2009

The End Game of Bobby Fischer

Peter Berg and Kyle Chandler on the Restructuring of "Friday Night Lights"

Letterman and Me

Oct 26, 2009

Carrie Fisher's Crowning Moment

Oct 23, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: John Cleese

Oct 22, 2009

What Poker Can Teach Us

"Eating the Dinosaur": Football

Oct 21, 2009

How Dan Harmon Went From Doing ComedySportz in Milwaukee to Creating NBC's Community

Oct 20, 2009

Ribald Retro Case File #146: Down With Love

5 Reasons It Sucks Being a Joss Whedon Fan

Oct 19, 2009

In Praise of the Crack-Up

A.V. Club Interview: Joel and Ethan Coen

Oct 16, 2009

Monty Python Documentary Is Comedy Catnip

Oct 15, 2009

Marge Simpson graces Playboy cover

Tina Fey Rocks!

Oct 13, 2009

The Very Grouchy Daddy

Does Baseball Need Umpires?

Oct 12, 2009

Who Wants To Be a Billionaire?

Obama Becomes Japan's English Teacher

Know Your Coens: A Serious Quiz

Oct 9, 2009

Titles For a Fourth Jason Bourne Movie That Will Keep the Franchise in Alphabetical Order

Because nobody wants to be like those philistines who run the Batman movies.

Oct 8, 2009

My Conversations With a Gay Pro Athlete

Writing the Book On the "F" Word

Taking the Pill For Past 40 Years "Has Put Women Off Masculine Men"

Oct 7, 2009

The Fall and Rise of Dave Letterman

Oct 6, 2009

Leno at the Bat

Oct 5, 2009

Welcome to the NFL Power Poll

Oct 2, 2009

Letterman admits affairs after report of blackmail

Oct 1, 2009

Roman Polanski: What If He Were "Father Polanski"?

Lakeview Terrace

Sep 30, 2009

Woody Harrelson: The Anti-Antihero

Community: Chevy Chase Is on Fire

Scenic Routes: Barton Fink

Sep 29, 2009

Turning to Tie-Ins, Lego Thinks Beyond the Brick

The Conflicted Existence of a Female Porn Writer

Sep 28, 2009

A Self-Loathing Comic Changes His Act

Sep 25, 2009

Additional Ernie Anastos Catchphrases

May we all keep fucking that chicken.

Is the Internet Melting Our Brains?

Game Brain

Sep 24, 2009

"Friday Night Lights": Why Aren't You Watching the Best Show on Television?

Sep 23, 2009

Chevy Chase on Community

Behind the Glass Teat: 14 Worthwhile Shows About Television

Sep 22, 2009

Box office boffo for brainiacs: The Netflix Prize

Ricky Gervais' honest 'invention'

Sep 21, 2009

Why Patrick Swayze Was the Second Best Movie Star Ever

Fall TV Preview 2009

Sep 18, 2009

Other Interjections Kanye West Can No Longer Keep to Himself

Free your mind, and your mouth will follow.

Sep 17, 2009

Bill Hicks's Principles Of Comedy

5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)

Sep 16, 2009

Comic Relief

The Not Ready for Primetime Player

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Sep 15, 2009

Shane Acker stretches animation with  9

Sep 14, 2009

What If Kanye West Is Retarded?

Who Are You Calling Genius?

Sep 11, 2009

Surprises Planned for the New Season of Survivor

Besides the surprise that there's yet another season of Survivor.

Bringing "Where the Wild Things Are" to the Screen

NBC putting Leno in awkward spot

Sep 10, 2009

The Best Show On TV

It's "Glee." It'll be "Glee" for a while.

Writing Is Easy!

Sep 9, 2009

Comedy Isn't Funny

Stephen Colbert on Deconstructing the News, Religion, and the Colbert Nation

Sep 8, 2009

Reunited and It Feels So... Yada Yada Yada

Sep 4, 2009

Vintage Vegas, Part II

Has 3-D already failed?

The Beatles: Rock Band Easter Eggs

Sep 3, 2009

You're Never Too Old For Vegas

A Long Wait Stirs Enthusiasm For Fox Show "Glee"

The Sports World Without the Internet?

Sep 2, 2009

The Quick 10: 10 Secret Menu Items

After Years at Work, Jason Bateman Proves He Belongs

Sep 1, 2009

Paul is dead

Aug 31, 2009

6 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets from Cheers

Aug 28, 2009

The Best Television Shows of the 2008-2009 Season

In which all four of our Ten Best lists are factored in, and we tell you, once and for all, what the best shows really are.

Pop Culture's Retarded Future: Stuff They're Actually Making

Cormac McCarthy's Mr. Belvedere

Aug 27, 2009

Mike's Top Ten TV Shows of the 2008-2009 Season

Time to lay the hammer down, bitches!

Why Craigslist Is Such a Mess

Aug 26, 2009

Jameson's Top Ten TV Shows of the 2008-09 Season

You've read the top ten lists that make no mention of Psych – now read the one that mentions it constantly!

A.V. Club Interview: Patton Oswalt

Aug 25, 2009

Brandon's Top Ten TV Shows of the 2008-09 Season

Heavy on comedy, light on drama, and devoid of all reality. Shows! Reality shows was what I was... sigh.

Aug 24, 2009

Joe's Top Ten TV Shows of the 2008-2009 Season

Which shows will make the list? Who will be Number 1? Will your favorite show make the cut? Brett Favre! [okay, Brett Favre doesn't actually have anything to do with this, but I just wouldn't feel right not including him somewhere]

Mila Kunis is Funny, Fearless, and a Total Babe

Aug 21, 2009

What Happened to Comedy?

The Daily Death

Aug 20, 2009

Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds Is About What Could Have Happened

Yale Surrenders

Aug 19, 2009

"Now I'm Bored and Old": 27 Deliberately Confounding Follow-Ups to Popular Successes

Aug 18, 2009

Christina Hendricks Isn't All That Fussy

Aug 17, 2009

Heaven's Database

A.V. Club Interview: Ken Jeong

Aug 14, 2009

That Amy Adams Touch

Aug 13, 2009

Face Of the NFL Is Gone: An Ode To the Single-Bar

Aug 12, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: David Wain

A.V. Club Interview: Jon Hamm

Aug 11, 2009

The Iron Giant, A Decade Later

Sincerely, John Hughes

FX likes Louis C.K.

Aug 10, 2009

John Hughes

The Women Behind Mad Men

Aug 7, 2009

Real Reasons Paula Abdul Left American Idol

She needs a reason?

Jay Leno Show format revealed

Aug 6, 2009

Louis CK Is the Best Stand-Up Comic of His Generation

If Barack Obama is Spock, Sarah Palin is Kirk

Aug 5, 2009

The Courthouse Ring

A Show Within a Show

Aug 4, 2009

Is the Judd Apatow moment over?

Paramount Pictures waves the flag for G.I. Joe

Aug 3, 2009

Held Hostage in North Korea

The 10 Funniest People Working in Film Today

Jul 30, 2009

Clara Turley's Bible Challenge

When Novelists Sober Up

Jul 29, 2009

The "President" Has Some Explaining To Do

Other than the mountains of irrefutable evidence that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen, what evidence do we actually have that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen? One patriot dares to ask the tough questions...

Apatow on how to learn nothing from a near-death experience

Whatever Happened to My Girl's Anna Chlumsky?

Jul 28, 2009

The Other 5 Best Picture Nominees: What if the Academy Had Instituted the New 10 Nominee Rule in 2000?

Pandora's Back

Jul 27, 2009

A "Band-Aid" For the NBA Offseason, Part One

Jeff Daniels: Standing Next to the A-List

Jul 24, 2009

Gluttons for Punishment Are Balm for ABC

Armando Iannucci

Katherine Heigl is not going to let you see her breasts, ever

Jul 23, 2009

Videogame Companies Move Onto Hollywood's Turf

CBS Censors a Racist Rant

XXXL: Why Are We So Fat?

Jul 22, 2009

30 Reasons Why 30 Rock Rocks

Jul 21, 2009

Restoring lustre to prestige titles

Jul 20, 2009

7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived)

Jason Bateman's Arrested Development: Not All Former Child Stars Are Felons

Jul 17, 2009

Rejected Harry Potter Book Titles

Sometimes the road to success includes a few wrong turns.

Jul 16, 2009

As American As... Cricket

Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature

Jul 15, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: Michael Ian Black & Michael Showalter

Steve Martin Defends His Pink Panther Sequel

Jul 14, 2009

Michael and Michael Have Issues With The State

Jul 13, 2009

The 25 Funniest People in America

More Than Just a Celebration Of a Network

Jul 10, 2009

Jonathan Katz, A.K.A. The Doctor

Jul 9, 2009

7(ish) Things I've Always Wondered About Back to the Future

Syfy: Not Your Father's Sci-Fi

Jul 8, 2009

Torture-Free But Still a Rock Star

The Best Movie Sequels of the Year from 1989 to 2009

Jul 7, 2009

Best Weekend Never

Jul 3, 2009

Knives Out for Michael Mann

Jul 2, 2009

Death of an Innocent

Harold Ramis Gets the Last Laugh

Jul 1, 2009

Ten Best Picture Nominees? Sure! Why Not?

The Oscars just changed the rules so that ten movies will be nominated for Best Picture instead of five. But which movies might have been nominated if they'd changed that rule five years ago?

Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane Interviewed!

Jun 30, 2009

10 friggin' nominees

Jun 29, 2009

Let's Burst the Bubble

Taking Humor Seriously: George Meyer, the Funniest Man Behind the Funniest Show on TV

Jun 26, 2009

Other Proposed Changes to the 2010 Oscars

That is, besides just making it longer and more self-congratulatory.

The Tragic End of Michael Jackson

Spinal Tap isn't tapped out yet

$1 Million Netflix Prize So Close, They Can Taste It

Jun 25, 2009

John Grisham Marks 20th Anniversary of "A Time To Kill"

Jun 24, 2009

Interview with Professor Michael Showalter, Part One

Get a Life, Holden Caulfield

Jun 22, 2009

Playboy Interview: Alec Baldwin

Michael Cera: What I've Learned

Jun 19, 2009

Other Things Sarah Palin Is Now Demanding an Apology For

Up to, but not yet including, this list.

Land of Lost Movies

Jun 18, 2009

My Failed Attempt To Return A Broken "Comfort Wipe"

Jun 17, 2009

Tina Fey: Let's Face It, She Rocks

Tom Brokaw Pre-Tapes

Jun 16, 2009

Palin Can't Outsmart Letterman

TV Dinners

Jun 15, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: William Sanderson

Norm Macdonald Talks Stand-Up, Teases FX "Reality" Show

Jun 12, 2009

Rejected Jeopardy! Categories

Yet somehow "Potent Potables" still gets a free pass.

With Apologies to the Palins

David Letterman isn't the only one who has some explaining to do.

Studying the Finals

The Making of Zach Galifianakis

Jun 11, 2009

Achtung, Baby!

The Early Jobs of 13 Political Icons

Why 2009 Is Shaping Up As the Year of No Stars

Jun 10, 2009

30 Rock Is a Rip-Off of The Muppet Show!

Steve Martin and His Passion, The Banjo

A Note From Stephen Colbert

Jun 9, 2009

What The Fuck Happened to TV?

Most Bizarre Series Finales of All Time

Jun 8, 2009

The PoopReading.com Baseball Movie Draft

Really, not to toot our own horn here, but if you like baseball, and you like movies, then I don't know why on earth you wouldn't want to read this.

Sly Stallone Pudding & 7 More Unique Celebrity Products

An Extremely Awkward Encounter With Larry David

Jun 5, 2009

Less Prestigious 300 Clubs

Sometimes membership does not have its privileges.

The Hitler Meme

Jun 4, 2009

Call Malcolm Gladwell, I'm a Weight Gain Outlier

Viewing a TV Death In Four Acts

Jun 3, 2009

The 12 Most Underappreciated Films of My Lifetime

My take on a column idea that originated more than a year ago. I am nothing if not timely.

My Year of Flops Case File #59: Pennies From Heaven

Crazy Talk

Jun 2, 2009

The Birth of "God kills a kitten"

Jun 1, 2009

The Ten Biggest Non-Sports Upsets of the Last 25 (or so) Years, Part II

Let's finish what we started, shall we?

Dear Pixar, From All The Girls With Band-Aids On Their Knees

The New Cult Canon: Team America: World Police

May 29, 2009

Additional Details About Dos Equis's Most Interesting Man in the World

He's far more fascinating than Heineken's Most Drunkenly Incapacitated Dude in a Wendy's.

Great sports any way you spell it

May 28, 2009

Conan's "Tonight Show"

27 Observations About the Goddamn KFC Line I'm In

May 27, 2009

2009 Upfronts Quiz

Can you guess which shows the TV networks just announced for the fall season? The answers may be more ridiculous than you think.

The Show That Counts

Heeeere's... Conan!!!

May 26, 2009

Crash, bang, wallop, what a picture

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Rules for Time Travelers

May 25, 2009

Another Side of Kerouac: The Dharma Bum as Sports Nut

May 22, 2009

The Ten Biggest Non-Sports Upsets of the Last 25 (or so) Years, Part I

Jesse "The Body" Ventura over real gubernatorial candidates, "American Idol's" Kris Allen over everyone else, VHS over Beta, and more...

2008 NFL Movie Character Mock Draft

Carlos Mencia's Twitter: 25 Posts Too Unfunny To Be Stolen

High Times

And they call it Buffy love

May 21, 2009

Question: Who's the Longest-Running Fictional Character Ever?

Every Chore's An Adventure When You "Muppet Baby" That Shit

May 20, 2009

Pooping My Pants With "Glee"

Don't get hung up on the title of this piece; it's something of an in-joke between me and PoopReading.com contributor Jameson Simmons, from back before this website was even a gleam in anyone's eye. The piece itself is about "Glee," the TV show.

A.V. Club Interview: Charles Grodin

May 19, 2009

For some late-night hosts, the laughs come cheap

Why Me?

The Next Dimension: Does 3D Really Work?

May 18, 2009

Does Bringing Back "Chuck" Mean A New Network Model?

The New Cult Canon: The Big Lebowski

Why "Dollhouse" Struggles and "Fringe" Soars

Don't Listen To Jenny McCarthy

May 15, 2009

NYT Blows It On Pixar, The Safest Bet In Hollywood

May 14, 2009

Gladwell-Simmons II: Ultimate Rematch

Gladwell-Simmons II: Part 2

Gladwell-Simmons II: Part 3

May 13, 2009

The Unshine Boys

Moneyball the Movie: Ex-Players, Coaches Taking a Hack at Acting

May 12, 2009

Home Is Still Where My Eyes Are

Why Dollhouse Really Is Joss Whedon's Greatest Work

Critiquing the Science in Star Trek

May 11, 2009

Dana Gould

I Want to GOP to There

May 8, 2009

Surprises Found in the New Star Trek Movie

Because if there's one thing rabid fan bases love, it's unexpected changes to their beloved franchise.

The Weekly Log, 5/8/09

Lots of stuff to cover this week, folks. We've got sports, we've got TV; well... mostly just sports and a little bit of TV.

The Man Who Fell to Moon

Regarding The Jonas Brothers

May 7, 2009

My Lifetime Passes

A link that our own Brandon Kruse put up earlier in the week inspired me to think about who has earned my "lifetime pass." Kevin, Joss, Sarah and Norm: thanks for all the good work.

Judd Apatow on Ghostbusters Rumors, Dinner with Diddy, and the Joke He Cut from Year One

May 6, 2009

Can Chevy Chase Save NBC?

May 4, 2009

Who Gets a Lifetime Pass?

Ten Years After Lebowski, the Real Dude Still Abides

May 1, 2009

Allow Me to Retort

Joe and I don't always agree – as Isaac (Robert Guillaume) said on Sports Night, if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you. Last Friday was like Isaac Day here at Poop Reading.

The Weekly Log, 5/1/09

My descent into Facebook madness continues unabated...

Apr 30, 2009

Car Wreck

Apr 29, 2009

David Wain: "I'm Going to Battle Centurions in Central Park"

Apr 28, 2009

TMQ Breaks Down the NFL Draft

Computer Program To Take On "Jeopardy!"

Apr 27, 2009

Michael McKean Explains Spinal Tap Songs

Apr 24, 2009

Other Controversial, Inappropriate, or Otherwise Odd Remarks Made By Miss USA Pageant Contestants

America's sweethearts say the darndest things.

The Weekly Log, 4/24/09

Gay marriage, Kent Hrbek, and "Chuck."

(this blurb should not be taken to mean that Kent Hrbek is getting gay married to a guy named Chuck. I mean, I haven't specifically heard that he isn't, but, in this particular case, I think we can take the absence of any evidence that he is to mean that he is not)

Alice Oswalt vs. Jason Statham

Apr 23, 2009

Can "Chuck" Be Saved? Even Josh Schwartz Isn't Sure

"Have You Checked The Children?": 22 Awful Fictional Babysitters

Apr 22, 2009

Where Fan Mail Goes to Get Answered

Don't Joe Morgan the Moneyball Movie

Apr 21, 2009

The NFL Draft Must Be Mocked

The State DVD is On!

The Pac-Man Dossier

Apr 20, 2009

Starting with Logo, Lions on New Mission

Scott Adsit Talks With Starpulse About His Show 30 Rock

Do You Think Bandwidth Grows On Trees?

Apr 17, 2009

An Interview With Michael Schur

Apr 15, 2009

"The Real Spinal Tap"

Apr 13, 2009

Olympian Political Correctness

Happy Happy, Joy Joy Case File #134: Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy

Apr 10, 2009

Other Celebrities Who Will Be Joining the Obama Administration

It's not exactly a collection of the best and the brightest.

The Weekly Log, 4/10/09

I whine about an obscure baseball urban legend and recommend a show on DVD.

How Deep the Rabbit Hole Goes

Saved by the Bell Quote of the Day

"Fast" Cash

Apr 9, 2009

KROQ Scores With "April Foolishness"

Wauaugh! – Howard the Duck, George Lucas' Best Movie About a Talking Duck, Finally Arrives on DVD

Apr 8, 2009

The Top 51 TV Shows By State, Part Two

You never thought you'd see the day, but after four months it's finally here... I unveil the second of my multi-part series, in which we consider the top TV shows ever set in Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida and Georgia.

The A.V. Club Interview: Anna Faris

Make It Blockbuster's Last Night

Apr 7, 2009

Unpopular

When Ninjas Meet Golf, God Save Tiger Woods

Apr 6, 2009

Judah Friedlander Likes Hats

Ten Surprisingly Common Causes of Death In TV Hospitals

Apr 3, 2009

Andy Rooney Commentaries That Were Rejected By 60 Minutes

It's a fine line between cranky old humorist and becoming a real-life version of Grandpa Simpson.

The Weekly Log, 4/3/09

Thoughts on NASCAR (sort of), "Castle" (watch it), and Uncle Ned Packers Fan (I'll explain...)

Story Bored

3-D Movies Hurt Your Eyes

Apr 2, 2009

Are You Laughing Now?

Apr 1, 2009

The Nude House of Wacky People

Poehler's Opposites

Mar 31, 2009

What Happened to the Perry Bible Fellowship?

Mar 30, 2009

The Rise of the Likable Jerk

To The Giant Among Us

The Little Fellow Who Ruled The World

Mar 27, 2009

New NBC Slogans

Is "meh" a slogan, or more of a corporate statement of purpose?

The Weekly Log, 3/27/09

A sports team with stupid uniforms finally suffers real consequences; plus, trifling thoughts on "American Idol" and "Dollhouse."

Robert Downey, Jr.

Mar 26, 2009

Newspapers Are Dying, and Baseball Fans are Suffering

Mar 25, 2009

What Your Favorite Movies Were Almost Called

Script Notes From the VP of Programming Following the Inevitable Purchase of the Spice Network By GE/NBC Universal

Missing the Man Who Made Nicolas Cage a Star

Mar 24, 2009

Oh, Mother!

10 Simpsons episodes from the past 5 seasons that stand among the series' best

Mar 23, 2009

I Love You, Man

You Don't Need Stats to Know Greatness. Meryl Taught Me That.

Mar 20, 2009

Interview: Paul Rudd and Jason Segel

Herlihy Boy House-Sitting Service

Mar 19, 2009

Too Many Kiddie Cooks Spoil the Broth

My Year Of Flops, Norm MacDonald’s Film Career Died For Your Sins Case File #133: Dirty Work

Mar 18, 2009

Bracket Mania: Greatest Movie Lines of All Time

Ben Affleck: A Smart, Talented Man Trapped in Lindsay Lohan's Life

Mar 17, 2009

The Hot Seat: Jason Segel

Mock Web sites stretch TV gags

Growing Sentences with David Foster Wallace

Mar 16, 2009

Paul Rudd: Everybody's Buddy

"Watchmen" vs. "Incredibles": No Contest

Mar 13, 2009

Sex, anarchy and Russell Brand

Mar 11, 2009

Life After Gilmore Girls: Egg Salad, Adelaide, and All

Twister

Mar 10, 2009

The All-Time Baseball Movie Team

Some Post-Oscar Thoughts on Forecasting

Mar 9, 2009

Getting the Ax – It's Awesome

A.V. Club Interview: Nathan Fillion

Mar 6, 2009

The Weekly Log, 3/6/09

To welcome my second daughter into the world I've got some parenting tips; and for no reason in particular I've got a slight bone to pick with the movie In Bruges.

Mar 5, 2009

Phil's Favorite 100 Movies of All Time

The Internet Is Changing the Game For Celebrities

Mar 4, 2009

My Year Of Flops, Kicking A Man While He's Down Case File #132: The Love Guru

School of Rock

Mar 3, 2009

The Afterlife of Glamorous Things

Melting Pot of Melodrama Enthralls French Nightly

Mar 2, 2009

World War II Warning

Feb 27, 2009

How Baseball Ruined the Baseball Movie

Strikes and scandals haven't just hurt the game; they've hurt the moviegoing public.

Feb 26, 2009

The Voice of Tony Siragusa

Family commitments have kept me from writing anything new the last day or two, but I figured I'd put up this oldie but goodie. Not to be immodest, but it might be my favorite thing I've ever written.

Will Hollywood wipe the smile off Ricky Gervais's face?

Feb 25, 2009

Second Coming

Why the Music Industry Hates Guitar Hero

Feb 24, 2009

The End of a Particularly Funny and Interesting Era

I loved, loved, loved "The Adam Carolla Show." And now it's gone.

Mindfuck Movies

Money Made Him Do It

Feb 23, 2009

Oscar Oscar

Tina Fey and the Success of 30 Rock

10 Worst Post-Oscar Career Choices

Feb 20, 2009

Better Ways to End Long Speeches at the Oscars

Because we'd like to free up time for more awkward, stilted banter between presenters.

Oscar Picks 2009 (Jameson Edition)!

If you read Joe's Oscar picks and thought to yourself, "These are entertaining and insightful, but I prefer fewer laughs and more spittle-spewing rants," then you are in luck, my friends!

Oscar Picks 2009!

My Oscars picks column comes to PoopReading.com... and the world will never be the same. Okay, fine; it will. Just go ahead and read this in any case, okay?

Don't Worry About Conan

Feb 19, 2009

Movie Draft: Son of Oklahoma

The fourth of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft gives a taste of rural politics, steamy sexual intrigue, and family secrets with Josh Brolin, Sean Penn, and who else but Angelina Jolie?

Movie Draft: Out of Order

The third of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft showcases the comedic talents of Richard Jenkins, Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman, as Melissa Leo looks on (hey, somebody's got to play the straight man).

Daniel's Final Predictions

New Cult Canon: Eyes Wide Shut

Feb 18, 2009

Movie Draft: Americano

The second of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft finds Penélope Cruz, Anne Hathaway and Mickey Rourke in a thriller set in the hot, steamy jungles of Central and South America.

Movie Draft: Fly By Night

The first of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft brings us Robert Downey, Jr. on a quest for the truth about the 1969 moon landing.

Joss Whedon Goes Where No TV Man Has Gone Before

Feb 17, 2009

2009 Movie Draft

Fire. Sliced bread. The automobile. Flight. Landing on the moon. These were some of mankind's greatest achievements. Until now.

Oscar Predictions You Can Bet On!

The 4-Year-Old Appears on Deal or No Deal.

Feb 16, 2009

Thirty-Nine Questions for Charlie Daniels Upon Hearing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" For the First Time in Twenty-Five Years

Timing Is Everything

The Ten Biggest Acting Oscar Snubs of the '00s

Feb 13, 2009

The Weekly Log, 2/13/09

If Alex Rodriguez is the most hated man in sports right now, hockey player Bryan Little of the Atlanta Thrashers should be the most beloved.

You're Welcome America

Feb 12, 2009

The Five-Year Oscar Rule: Best Picture, 2003

While everyone debates which movie deserves to win at this year's Oscars, we take a look at who should have won in 2003. Be warned: the Academy's choices don't look any better in the long view.

The 10 Greatest Fictional Presidents of All Time

Feb 11, 2009

Shirtless Bible Salesmen

Feb 10, 2009

Will Jon Hamm Save America?

A few months ago, Clint Eastwood basically called our generation a bunch of pussies. Was he right? In there anyone out there who can take up the mantle of Clint, or, for that matter, of Harrison Ford? This piece's title might give you a clue...

The Stories Behind 20 Muppet Favorites

Steve Martin On Being 'Born Standing Up'

Don’t Be Like Jessica Simpson: A Lesson For Young Girls Everywhere

Floppiest Flop Case Files #126: Delgo

Feb 9, 2009

Romance Minus the Schmaltz: 29 Falling-In-Love Movies We Actually Believe In

Feb 6, 2009

Other Things That Will Set Off a Profanity-Laced Tirade From Christian Bale

Don't say we didn't warn you.

The Weekly Log - 2/6/09

In which I cover reality TV and grammar. And if there are two more compelling subjects out there waiting to be tackled, I'd certainly love to hear what they are... yeah. Thought so.

Rise of Citizen Dave

Indie Rock’s 5 Most Overused Animal Names

Steve Martin's Best Movies

Feb 5, 2009

8 Successful People Grateful They Got Canned

You're Trashing My Scene!

Feb 4, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: The State's David Wain, Thomas Lennon and Kerri Kenney-Silver

Curious Cases

Feb 3, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Harold Ramis Interview

Mr. Oscar, Tear Down This Wall!

Feb 2, 2009

25 Years of Film Comedy

In which I take Entertainment Weekly to task, make a hypocrite of myself, and generally rue the continued underappreciation of Albert Brooks.

Hell Is Plastic: 18 Calamitous Music and Movie Packaging Gimmicks

Jan 30, 2009

"The State" Reunion at SF Sketchfest

Professor Uses Mathematics to Decode Beatles Tunes

Jan 29, 2009

Steve Martin: Thinking "Pink"

Jan 28, 2009

Inside the Actors' Studio

Jan 27, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

What, Exactly, Is Slumdog Millionaire?

Jan 26, 2009

How Much Is a Best Picture Nomination Worth?

Jan 23, 2009

One Final Toss For The Dooze

10 Fascinating Meetings in Modern History

Oscar Nomination Talking Points

Jan 21, 2009

All the 2008 Movies I Saw

I only saw 20; that's what happens when you start having kids, I'm afraid. But, out of those 20, there were surprisingly few dogs. Find out which one I liked best; I'm sure you're just dying to know.

How the Movies Made a President

Why Hollywood Needs a New Model for Storytelling

Jan 20, 2009

How to Waste an Oscar

In which we examine some films that are shoo-ins for Academy Award nominations, and why they shouldn't (necessarily) be.

"...A Kid in Iowa Who Grows Up To Become President..."

We originally published this piece back in November, but it seems like a good fit for inauguration day. And, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!

Jan 19, 2009

10 Questions We Hope Lost Answers This Season

Jan 15, 2009

12 Underappreciated Comedy Actors and Actresses

These people are smart, funny, and hardworking. What do they have to do to get the recognition they deserve? Be smarter, funnier, and hardworkinger?

Rob Thomas and Company Get Ready to Party Down

Hell to the Chief

Jan 14, 2009

"American Idol" Is Back, and I've Got It Covered

Now that "American Idol" is losing steam and getting desperate, to the point of adding a fourth judge to a panel that's been the same for seven years, I figure this is the perfect time to start writing about it on the internet.

Homeland Security USA Reviewed

Jan 13, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement of Flight Of The Conchords

Film Critic Whores of the Year

From Daguerreotype to Photoshop

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

They're Just Two Wild And Crazy Guys

Jan 12, 2009

The Best Show On TV

The title goes back to "30 Rock"... and, since all that needs to be said about that show's principals has been said already, we take a bit of a look at the episodes written by the man who's written most of the best ones.

The Cobra

Jan 9, 2009

Gay-Tham for Statham

Jan 8, 2009

My Year of Flops Redundancy Case Files #127 and #128: The Big Bounce and The Big Bounce

Who Checks the Spell-Checkers?

Jan 6, 2009

Pat Hingle Dies at 84

Clint Eastwood: What I've Learned

Jan 5, 2009

The Nine Most Under-Appreciated Films of My Lifetime

I wrote this a few months ago, but it still holds true. Besides, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!

Resuscitation: A Q&A With the Creator of Scrubs

Favorite TV Characters of 2008

Jan 2, 2009

Better Uses for NBC's 10pm Time Slot Than Giving It to Jay Leno

Is it possible to burn a time slot? Or feed it to wolves?

Ravens' Pryce is a Screenwriter

Dec 31, 2008

It Was 30 Rock Meets WKRP in Cincinnati

Dec 30, 2008

5 Famous Actors & The Roles They Turned Down

Dec 29, 2008

The Springfield 25: The Top Simpsons Supporting Characters

Why Does Hollywood Hate the Suburbs?

Dec 26, 2008

Memorable Moments from 2008 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Hindsight isn't always 20/20.

The 100 Best Singles of 2008

AVQ&A: Guilty Pleasures

Dec 23, 2008

A Best Picture Contender's Guide to Running Against Slumdog Millionaire

Profile: Philip Seymour Hoffman

VHS Era is Winding Down

Dec 22, 2008

Risky Business Indeed

"How I Met Your Mother" Recap: "Little Minnesota"

2008: The Year in Band Names

Dec 19, 2008

Least Popular Holiday Tales

Hey, they can't all be "Frosty the Snowman" or "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

Favorite Movies of the Year

The Michael Larsen Incident

Dec 18, 2008

Bob Newhart: What I've Learned

Dec 17, 2008

Who Killed The Simpsons?

It was probably that evil Gavin MacLeod, or George "Goober" Lindsey.

Mickey Rourke Could've Been a Contender

The Survivor Finale: Aw, Yeah

Dec 16, 2008

The Winner

Dec 15, 2008

Alec Baldwin Delivers Dialogue to Die For

The Crazy Cult of The Room

Dec 12, 2008

How to make a romantic epic

The Ten Best Movies of 2009 - That's Right, 2009

Dec 11, 2008

The Existential Clown

Dec 10, 2008

Jay Leno's Prime-Time Move Just Another Uninspired NBC Idea

Is Bill Murray NYC's New Party Boy?

Dec 9, 2008

The Top 51 TV Shows By State, Part One

In the first of a series, we take a look at Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas and California. And yes, we know there are only 50 states; the District of Columbia has shows, too.

Fifty Years of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences

15 Recent Sports Films That Prove Why Hollywood's Most Clichéd Genre Needs to Die

Interview: The Sklar Brothers

Dec 8, 2008

The Painty & Bucket Show

Everybody's been clamoring for some absurd sketch comedy featuring talking household tools, right? Right?

What Tina Fey Wants

Dec 5, 2008

Rambling Toward Week 14

South Park Libertarians

Dec 4, 2008

The Best Show on TV

I didn't give "How I Met Your Mother" the title of The Best Show on TV, "How I Met Your Mother" took the title by brute force.

White Russians Arise, This Time At a Bowling Alley

Dec 3, 2008

Brad Pitt/David Fincher Profile

10 Terrible Life Lessons from Your Favorite Christmas Movies

Dec 2, 2008

12 Fantastic TV Characters Whose Portrayers Did Not Receive an Emmy Nomination (Part Two)

Finally, we get to talk about the ladies. Part One was a regular sausage fest, huh fellas?

Death to film critics! Hail to the CelebCult!

World Series of Poker Coverage, from the Pro's Perspective

Dec 1, 2008

12 Fantastic TV Characters Whose Portrayers Did Not Receive an Emmy Nomination (Part One)

These people should have been recognized. Now, finally, in the form of an internet post that almost no one (except you!) is ever going to read, they will be.

Two Minutes and 42 Seconds in Heaven

Nov 26, 2008

Paging Kenneth

Nov 25, 2008

Ten Great TV Shows Cancelled Way Too Soon

Where the lesson is: never trust ABC.

If You Liked This, You're Sure to Love That

Eric's Time Capsule: Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Nov 24, 2008

Why You Can't Travel Back in Time and Kill Hitler

In Which I Try To Explain Twilight

Nov 21, 2008

Pros and Cons of Being the Sexiest Man Alive

For those of you thinking of applying for the position in the future.

Nov 20, 2008

The Best Show on TV

As we prepare to bid "The Shield" a fond farewell next Tuesday, at last it assumes its rightful place at the top of the television heap.

Deep Vote predicts the Oscars

Nov 19, 2008

"We're From Adelaide"

In a train car on a dark night in Sydney, I find out all I will ever need to know about Adelaide. I'm dying to visit someday.

Trey Parker on a South Park Movie Sequel

The Big Fish

Nov 18, 2008

The 100 Greatest Singers of All-Time

All the old Dudes gather at New York's Big Lebowski festival

Nov 17, 2008

Five TV Shows That Predicted the Future

Cinematical Seven: Outrageous Oscar Disqualifications

Nov 16, 2008

Lose the BlackBerry? Yes He Can, Maybe

Nov 15, 2008

Tina Fey: Entertainer of the Year

Nov 13, 2008

Homosexuality vs. Genesis: An Analysis of "Solsbury Hill"

A gesture of friendship takes an unexpected turn.

Sports Czar is Fired Up, Ready To Go

Nov 10, 2008

Fourteen Reasons To Become a Professional Foosball Player

Nov 9, 2008

'Dark Knight' as Dark Horse

Nov 7, 2008

Yes, It Can

Joe said it more succinctly: The Daily Show is very likely to survive Obama's presidency. But in case you're curious why it will, read on.

Nov 6, 2008

Top Ten TV Shows, 2007-08 Season

The classic list, now with 10% less hate-filled swearing!

Zero and Counting

The Anti-Monster Routine

Can "The Daily Show" Survive the Barack Obama Presidency?

Nov 3, 2008

Leave Al Franken Alone

In defense of an embarrassing buffoon.

Nov 2, 2008

Walter Sobchak, Neocon: The Prescient Politics of The Big Lebowski

The Decade of the Dude

Following the Script: Obama, McCain and The West Wing

Oct 31, 2008

Five Lives

Oct 29, 2008

Comedies Get No Respect from Oscars

Oct 28, 2008

Why Obama Needs a Tina Fey

Oct 27, 2008

Inaugurate This!

Oct 24, 2008

...or For Worse; Why American Politicians Have Such Rotten Marriages

I Am Not a Real American

Oct 21, 2008

Dear People Selling Furniture On Craigslist

Oct 18, 2008

Late Bloomers

Oct 16, 2008

Top Ten TV Shows, 2007-2008 Season

Splitting lists is for cowards trying to pad out their archives. My archives speak for themselves!

Norm Macdonald's Big Gamble

Oct 15, 2008

The Top Ten TV Shows of the 2007-2008 Season, Part 2

Last time I said that Part 1 was shows 10 through 5; I lied. It was 10 through 6. If you can bring yourself to trust me this time, I give you shows 5 through 1.

Oct 13, 2008

The Best Show on TV

Oct 12, 2008

Interview with George Meyer

Oct 10, 2008

The Mailbag Returns After a Long Summer Nap

Oct 9, 2008

Is 30 Rock the New Taxi?

Winning another Outstanding Comedy Series Emmy doesn't necessarily signal the end of worrying over ratings.

Oct 8, 2008

The "Doogie Howser, MD" Drinking Game

It's not actually a drinking game. But still.

I’m Considering Filing Criminal Charges Against All Assholes

Oct 7, 2008

The Top Ten TV Shows of the 2007-2008 Season

Shows 10 through 5... the other half of the list is coming soon.

Oct 2, 2008

The "Karate Kid" trilogy

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