Movie Draft: If You Knew Suzie...
Meryl Streep and Morgan Freeman... how can you possibly go wrong?
Mar 9, 2010
Meryl Streep and Morgan Freeman... how can you possibly go wrong?
Mar 8, 2010
The first of five reviews of the films from the 2010 Movie Draft gives us Christopher Plummer and Stanley Tucci fighting over railroads and Penélope Cruz's heart.
Fischer talks all things Office (spoiler-free so long as you've watched last Thursday's episode).—BK
Mar 5, 2010
Pretty much the same list of predictions you can get anywhere else online, with a lot more crazed ranting about the meaninglessness of it all.
Okay, second-worst. Let's not forget Tarantino.—JS
Mar 4, 2010
I haven't seen any of the movies, which means my judgment will not – cannot! – be clouded. This is my year.
A long – long – retrospective of the legendary actor and director's work.—JM
Mar 3, 2010
We did this last year and you shit your pants from its awesomeness. All we can say is, we hope you bought at least two new pairs of pants this year.
If you're not watching ABC's Modern Family, you really should be; it's easily among the best comedies on TV right now.—BK
Mar 2, 2010
Brandon wants to shoot DVDs into space. Mike wants to shave Morgan Spurlock. Joe threatens to punch Jameson in the face. Jameson threatens to burn down the Internet. But in the end, the love is just too strong...
Mar 1, 2010
We conclude our look at the most overlooked by taking a look at Best Picture. Also, be sure to check back with us every day this week... we're about to go Oscar nuts at PoopReading.com!
Ebert gives a thumbs up to the in-depth profile of himself that recently ran in Esquire Magazine.—BK
Feb 26, 2010
The animation studio refers to him as their "lucky charm" – fitting his unique voice into each of their ten films. He discusses their process, and life as a character actor.—JS
Theatre owners are worried an early DVD release will keep audiences away from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. I'd worry more about its trailer doing that.—JS
Feb 25, 2010
After this comes the big dog: Marmaduke! No, I mean... Best Picture!
Several authors offer their best advice. Here's the first part...—JM
... and here's the second.—JM
Feb 24, 2010
The girl with the cheesy last name talks about her work on Mad Men and Community, though really, it's no contest: it's much more fun to watch her on Community.—BK
Feb 23, 2010
Just two more to go after this one: Best Director and Best Picture. I don't know about you... but I'm going to miss the Snubbies when they're gone.
The unsung heroes behind your favorite Disney movies were sweatshop laborers – and, since we're talking about the 1940s, that means grandma!—JS
Feb 22, 2010
Is there any other kind?—BK
Feb 19, 2010
We finish out the week – but not the Snubbies, so don't worry – with Best Actress. More to come, so join us again on Monday. Or Tuesday. No later than Tuesday.
One thing about Ricky Gervais interviews: you're guaranteed a generous helping of the interjection "(wild laughter)."—JS
It's never too late to lick the wounds of Leno regaining The Tonight Show. (Maybe the Olympics could just go on forever, the way it seems like they are?)—JS
Feb 18, 2010
We'll have more Snubbies for you tomorrow, but here's some Oscar stuff to tide you over in the mean time. I haven't been paying attention; I assumed Avatar was just going to win everything. Maybe not, as it turns out.—JM
The Summer Olympics have table tennis and pistol shooting, yet curling is the butt of all the jokes. Hardly seems fair...—JM
Feb 17, 2010
We continue our week-long righting of the past decade's Oscar wrongs.
Just a fantastic read. A detailed and moving profile of Ebert and his long, hard-luck battle with cancer, the subsequent loss of his jaw and voice, and his renewed love affair with the written word.—BK
Feb 16, 2010
The Oscars may not be able to get it right, but by God, we will. Join us all week for the Snubbies!
A brilliant idea. I don't watch, but I assume the sap was flowing freely when that luger whanged himself into a support column.—JS
Oh, y'know... peer pressure, bad parenting, but mostly boredom at the workplace.—JS
Feb 15, 2010
Covering the long, complicated history of failed attempts to revive – with and without Chevy Chase – the once-popular comedy franchise.—BK
Feb 12, 2010
Sounds like a blast (you don't invoke Borges without getting me aroused), but the thought of rereading The Odyssey to get the references is a bummer.—JS
Feb 11, 2010
I'd wager that Penn didn't select the title of this piece himself; he strikes me as particularly genial, and this mostly light-hearted offering is no exception.—JM
Feb 10, 2010
I know one person on this site who would answer that titular question with a vehement no. Personally, I find Tarantino insufferable as a person, but I really like his work.—BK
Talks a lot about stand-up (and doing stand-up in character as Randy in Funny People), and not quite enough about Parks and Recreation.—BK
Feb 8, 2010
I saw Temple Grandin this weekend and it's fantastic; not the kind of award bait they make fun of in Tropic Thunder, but rather a film that captures the spirit of its subject, with a stellar central performance by Danes.—BK
Feb 5, 2010
Behind the scenes of this week's nomination announcements.—JS
Feb 3, 2010
Newsweek's annual Oscar roundtable is one of the magazine's long-standing treasures, and this year's edition brings Jeff Bridges, Sandra Bullock, Morgan Freeman, Woody Harrelson, Carey Mulligan, and Gabourney Sidibe together to talk shop.—BK
Feb 2, 2010
A great write-up of one of the modern era's greatest comedies. "What amazes me about the movie is that Murray and Ramis get away with it. They never lose their nerve." That's the hardest thing to do in today's mass-audience comedies, and the key to its lasting appeal.—JS
The rare opportunity to read Breathed talking about Bloom County is one worth seizing. In a perfect world, I'd apply for three weeks' paid leave to just sit and enjoy the new five-volume anthology.—JS
Feb 1, 2010
See above.—BK
Jan 29, 2010
Get ready for Michael Bay movies to feel even more like a crack high.—JS
Jan 28, 2010
A piece in defense of Jay Leno. Nothing in here is technically refutable... but she doesn't bring up the bit about how Jay promised the show to Conan but then, in effect, didn't leave when he said he would. Even so, an interesting take.—JM
Jan 27, 2010
A spoiler-free look at what's at stake for the upcoming final season of Lost.—BK
The lessons seem to be: a) learn more than one acting note, b) don't let the action hero paradigm shift on you, and c) never get old.—BK
Jan 25, 2010
It was wrong on many levels. Now let us never speak of The Office clip show again.—BK
If you had to put a nail in the Team Coco coffin, with a little class and perspective, this might be the way to do it. (Still, fuck Leno.)—JS
Jan 21, 2010
Almost half of the words in the title of the piece are inaccurate, and I know I shouldn't care about the "American Idol" audition episodes. But still.—JM
This piece from 1993, written by the man himself, is just as funny as it's ever been (when I first read it, I went around for months saying that various stuff was "for girls." You will too).—JM
Jan 20, 2010
Why Gene Hackman's retirement (I had no idea) is acting's – and Oscar's – loss. (With much-deserved praise for his criminally overlooked work in The Royal Tenenbaums.)—BK
One of my favorite SNL sketches of all time (and since today is my birthday, posting this is like a little gift to myself).—BK
Interesting allegory, though far from perfect. Some of us are just angry because Leno is an untalented hack who's even less worthy of The Tonight Show job now than he was 18 years ago.—BK
Jan 18, 2010
Rabin, on loan from the A.V. Club, gives an excellent summation of Leno's career and his role in NBC's late night turmoil.—BK
Jan 15, 2010
Which was caused by the solution to their prime time problem, which was caused by the original solution to their late night problem. Proud as a Peacock, indeed!
A write-up of the brilliant sketch comedy show by someone who, like me, came to appreciate it only after it had come and gone.—JS
Jan 14, 2010
It really was, wasn't it?—JM
Jan 13, 2010
From Rod Blagojevich to unpopular holiday stories to the auto bailout (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
Which is why NBC is hoping you'll watch the Golden Globes this Sunday.—BK
The infamous – and terrific – profile where he talks about quitting acting (and hurls around some exquisite insults) is finally available online.—BK
Jan 12, 2010
It's almost as though he's following the advice of a book on the subject. (Didn't Bill Carter write a book on the subject?)—JS
Basically: holy effing ess, run for your life if NBC offers you a late night TV show on their network.—JS
It is what it sounds like: The Dude by way of The Bard. (Obviously this runs way over the usual length, but we've linked to every other Lebowski thing out there, so there's no sense stopping now.)—JS
Jan 11, 2010
A look at the new HBO show coming this spring from David Simon, the creator of The Wire (my choice for the greatest show in the history of television).—BK
Jan 8, 2010
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to make a bunch of shit up.
Every entertainment option is now at our fingertips; shouldn't that level the playing field between blockbusters and more obscure fare? Not so much, for a few interesting reasons.—JS
Jan 7, 2010
Shooting down the current "Beatty has slept with nearly 13,000 women" speculation in hilarious fashion.—BK
We can take it as a given that "Celebrity Rehab" is awesome, because Dr. Drew is involved. But overall, does it help or hurt? Or both? Or neither?—JM
Jan 6, 2010
How books shrank during the '00s. (When the average person's attention span is measured in tweets, a thousand page novel doesn't seem so viable.)—JS
Jan 5, 2010
Not even apples and oranges, I'd imagine. More like apples vs., um, blue space apples that cost a billion dollars.—JM
Jan 4, 2010
A great profile of Michael Cera, and how he likes to mock and play around with his nice guy persona.—BK
Unless the thought of Jackie Chan as a spy/babysitter sounds appealing to you, the author suggests skipping the month traditionally seen as a dumping ground for the worst Hollywood has to offer.—BK
Dec 30, 2009
Steve seems to have been left out of most of the trailers and posters for It's Complicated, but thankfully he's still part of the print publicity campaign.—BK
Dec 29, 2009
Like sex, criminal trials, and just about everything else, spaceship battles in movies are completely unlike they would be in real life.—JS
Dec 24, 2009
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!—JM
Dec 22, 2009
Musings on the staying power of Homestar Runner, currently celebrating ten years on the "air."—JS
Dec 21, 2009
Spoilers upon spoilers upon spoilers. If you ever intend on watching "Dexter," but you haven't yet, then don't even think about reading this. That said: enjoy!—JM
Dec 18, 2009
Who knew that a film set 150 years in the future on a fictional planet located several light years away from Earth would have surprises?
The review of Funny People you didn't realize you were waiting for (good thing, too, because it would've been a long wait), tied into a review of the Coen brothers' A Serious Man.—JS
An interesting and thought-provoking read, even for someone like me who's spent most of his life making sure he already knows this stuff. (Happy birthday, Steve!)—JS
With this week's passing of Roy Disney, it's great to know that someone in the organization still carries Walt's willingness to sweat the details.—JS
Dec 17, 2009
Turns out that Toby Young, that bald English one-trick-pony douchebag from "Top Chef," is actually an excellent writer and an even better cultural critic. Who knew?—JM
The radio industry only recently has switched to a ratings-gathering methodology more sophisticated than "asking people to write down what they listen to." I'm completely serious.—JM
Dec 16, 2009
Leopold, who earlier this year made us giddy by linking to our Movie Draft, offers up a look at whether The Simpsons has stayed on the air too long. But he missed his chance to link to us again.—BK
More Scott Adsit interviews and features that I can link to, please.—BK
30 Rock has been my choice for the Best Show on TV for two seasons running, yet even I am starting to echo the sentiment expressed by this article.—BK
Dec 15, 2009
Normally when I think of James Franco, I think, "What the fuck?" As in, "Why do I have to watch this douche be on-screen?" After reading this treatise on performance art, dada, and how it pushed him to appear on General Hospital, I'm saying "What the fuck?" with horror… and just a little respect.—JS
Dec 11, 2009
This was a fun one last year, so here's this year's version. My personal favorites are Pabst Smear, Carnal Befoulment, and German Beef Initiative.—BK
Dec 10, 2009
The most compelling stories, it's been said, take you deep into worlds that you barely knew existed.—JM
Dec 9, 2009
The Second City connection for three of the biggest talents working in TV comedy today.—BK
There's no question James Cameron is an uncompromising visionary who's transformed the sci-fi genre. But it remains to be seen whether his pet project Avatar will be a creative watershed or an embarrassing waste of time.—JS
Dec 8, 2009
A look back at how the '00s became the best decade in television history.—BK
The author believes this death is a good thing, because the Method is no longer a proper fit for this era. I can't say I disagree.—BK
New fiction from the late DFW, which is a rare thing. And it comes in under a thousand pages!—JS
Dec 7, 2009
50 films, including many interesting choices, lots of good rental ideas, and the wisdom not to neglect Pixar.—BK
Most of this simply confirms my own independent research from a few years ago.—JM
Dec 4, 2009
Looks like somebody's sliced one deep into the rough.
Dec 3, 2009
I could not agree more with the premise of this article, nor with its praise of Ron Swanson as played by Nick Offerman.—BK
Dec 1, 2009
Boyhood: turns out it's not all just sports and farting. (even if it's mostly sports and farting)—JM
Nov 30, 2009
A few of the ways that studio marketing departments finesse and distort movie review quotes to make you want to see their movie.—BK
Several personal favorites, several books I've been meaning to get to, and in general, a big ol' reminder that I wish I had more time to read.—BK
Nov 25, 2009
This guy is desperate to show you how smart he is, and his "look how many words I know" writing style makes this a bit of a chore to get through. Still, any time somebody wants to analyze reality TV from a sociological standpoint, I am so there.—JM
An oldie but a goodie.—JM
Nov 18, 2009
From the presidential election to the explosion of the iPhone to the futility of the Detroit Lions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.
The best part is comparing the grosses of the sequel to the grosses of the original, which in most cases, shows that not only were these movies unexpected, they were unwanted by the public.—BK
Nov 17, 2009
A thoughtful piece about Glenn Beck (not that Jon Stewart's sillier work on the subject hasn't been excellent). Includes a nice parallel to the great Andy Griffith movie A Face in the Crowd (which inspired the Gabbo Simpsons episode).—JS
Not that there aren't still plenty of mistakes. Rob Thomas comes to mind.—JS
Nov 16, 2009
You may not know who David Lloyd is, but if you enjoyed The Mary Tyler Moore Show (credited writer on 31 episodes), Taxi (12 episodes), Cheers (25 episodes), or Frasier (15 episodes), you've likely enjoyed his work. When James L. Brooks says you're the best, then yeah, you're probably the best.—BK
I sense the potential for some copycat lists here at PoopReading.com.—BK
Nov 13, 2009
Remember kids: say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and for the love of all that is holy, will you please turn down that music?!?
Nov 12, 2009
This piece is a little long and a little dry, but it's about Wikipedia. And I love Wikipedia. I mean, you want to know about the Maldives (just to pick something)? You go to Wikipedia, and BOOM! Now you know all you'll really ever need to know about the Maldives.—JM
Nov 11, 2009
Downey goes long on life, love, and why he agrees with the author's choice for the greatest actor in the world.—BK
The A.V. Club is doing a "Best of the Decade" theme this month, and this one about cancelled TV shows is a goodie. With Invasion and Wonderland, plus an honorable mention for Boomtown, I'm satisfied.—BK
Nov 9, 2009
Short but interesting, with a little talk about whether Up can net a Best Picture nomination. (Contains a few mild Up spoilers.)—BK
Nov 6, 2009
Oh, like you've never spent outrageous sums of money to buy multiple European castles.
Deconstructing the Nicolas Cage apocalypse movie Knowing. Now that we have an inkling why he made it, why the hell was it ever America's #1 movie?
I detested Napoleon Dynamite, but Gentlemen Broncos looks like it might edge into better territory, thanks in large part to the delightful Jemaine Clement.—JS
Nov 5, 2009
And there's ten of them? Oh you bet we're gonna link to that.—BK
In honor of the great news that Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are co-hosting the Oscars, here's one of their fun moments together from Saturday Night Live.—BK
Nov 4, 2009
I couldn't be happier about how good Parks and Recreation has become, and Chris Pratt is certainly a big part of that. (And even if you're not a fan, you should at least skip down to the middle of the interview for a great Nick Offerman quote about the "new" American dream.)—BK
Nov 3, 2009
Behind the scenes at The Onion as it celebrates its 21st year.—JS
Nov 2, 2009
I'm not crazy about linking to all kinds of garbage about the Letterman mess, but as with most things Dave, this piece proves too fascinating to refuse, and keeps things pretty above board.—BK
Oct 30, 2009
Considering his awards show appearances to date, it should be awesome. I wouldn't consider it an audition to host the Oscars, though; it's my understanding he's been offered that job before, and (rightly) turned it down.—JS
Oct 29, 2009
Parker, who may well be one of the sharpest knives in the drawer, herein offers up more clichés than you can shake a stick at.—JM
You know what? When I see a movie that apparently only Roger Ebert and I liked, I'm going to link to his review of it.—JM
This is well-trod territory, but it still interests me. And even though doing a piece on women in comedy without talking to Sarah Silverman would be a bit like doing a piece on black presidents without talking to Barack Obama, this is worth reading nonetheless.—JM
Oct 28, 2009
This isn't exactly news (Fischer died in January of 2008), but the bizarre story of the chess champion's life remains morbidly fascinating.—JM
Seeing Coach Taylor in the East Dillon red and black in the photo accompanying this article was every bit as disorienting to this Vikings fan as seeing Brett Favre in purple and gold for the first time. That's how deeply "Friday Night Lights" gets under your skin. Seasons 4 starts tonight and it's only on DirecTV for now, but Seasons 1 through 3 are available to watch on your computer via Netflix. There's simply no excuse anymore, folks.—JM
One of David Letterman's only female writers (ever) shares her thoughts in a very even-handed, non-whiny manner.—JM
Oct 26, 2009
The actress talks about her new one-woman Broadway show, Wishful Drinking, and the life that helped inspire it.—BK
Oct 23, 2009
There's a Pythons documentary and a new Fawlty Towers DVD set on the way. Besides, I'll take any excuse to listen to Cleese talk about writing Fawlty Towers.—JS
Oct 22, 2009
What can poker teach us? Pretty much everything, if this piece is to be believed.—JM
Yeah, yeah; two football links. Quit whining, they're both good. In an excerpt from his new book of essays, Klosterman explains why he – and we – love football so damned much.—JM
Oct 21, 2009
With stops to work on Heat Vision and Jack and The Sarah Silverman Show in between.—BK
Oct 20, 2009
I'm delighted to be validated on this one. A quirky, tonal send-up with a certain acquired-taste appeal, Down With Love was nonetheless much better than it ever got credit for.—JS
Some hard truths here. Some hard, hard truths.—JM
Oct 19, 2009
An eloquent exploration of the role that depression and mental instability can sometimes play in the creation of great art.—BK
I had the great pleasure of seeing The Big Lebowski for the umpteenth time on the big screen with a theater full of fellow fans this weekend. That has nothing to do with this link, other than to give you a glimpse into my mindset: Coens!—BK
Oct 16, 2009
If you're still reading our site, there's a pretty solid chance it'll be catnip to you, too. Set your TiVos, starting this Sunday.—JS
Oct 15, 2009
Get it? Hare? As in, a Playboy bunny? Oh, it's no use with you people. Anyway, Marge has already been in Maxim. Yes she's a MILF, but I don't see how this undoes any of the show's creative nosedive.—JS
New "30 Rock!" New "30 Rock!" New "30 Rock!" New "30 Rock!"—JM
Oct 13, 2009
Wow; talk about my wheelhouse: a piece about how boring it is to read bad children's books to your kid. I will make one point in defense of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar," however: it's short. Lots of tediously bad children's books are not.—JM
The answer to this question: yes, but just barely.—JM
Oct 12, 2009
ABC's new reality show "Shark Tank" is even better than this review would lead you to believe.—JM
The cult of personality grows (although who could object to this? Learning is learning).—JM
The A.V. Club's apparently added regional features (who knew?), like this quiz that gives a shout out to the Coen Bros. retrospective going on here in the Twin Cities.—BK
Oct 9, 2009
Because nobody wants to be like those philistines who run the Batman movies.
Oct 8, 2009
Granderson doesn't name names, if you're looking for that sort of thing, but he tackles an issue that I've long seen as a very important one. Fortunately, I don't think we're too far away from pro athletes being openly gay, and having it not be a big deal.—JM
Ms. Sachs interviews Jesse Sheidlower, who may be the world's leading expert on "f*ck" (asterisk intended. My part of the homepage is a family show...)—JM
This explains the careers of Michael Cera and Seth Rogan (well, this, plus their considerable comedic talents. But still).—JM
Oct 7, 2009
In an effort to avoid the tabloid craziness of Letterman's current scandal, let's all enjoy this terrific bit of classic poop reading about how his 2000 heart attack transformed both the host and his show.—BK
Oct 6, 2009
I had hoped this would be in verse form – still, it's a savvy look at the prospects and shortcomings of The Jay Leno Show. (And I was surprised to learn Marina Franklin is on it – maybe I'll tune in!)—JS
Oct 5, 2009
You don't necessarily have to be a football fan to enjoy this column (trust me, my knowledge of the NFL is cursory at best), especially because of a brilliant "Most screwed-up celebrity kids in 2025" fantasy draft tangent that pops up in the middle. (My apologies to Joe for possibly stealing a Simmons link.)—BK
Oct 2, 2009
Holy Batman Jesus! Of all that we know about Dave (admittedly, very little), this was the last thing I'd have expected. I fear the nutjobs that Palin whipped into a frenzy will devour him now.—JS
Oct 1, 2009
I'm sure that the arts community would be defending him just as vociferously if he were a Catholic priest rather than an acclaimed director. Aren't you?—JM
This isn't exactly timely, but it's a good example of why Roger Ebert is so damn good. 2008's Lakeview Terrace got a 47 average score on Metacritic.com (that's not good), but among notable critics only Ebert rightly saw it as a top-notch thriller and more (i.e., only Ebert agreed with me).—JM
Sep 30, 2009
He's always an interesting interview, though the soapboxing can get tiresome. The good news here is that the author of the piece has edited those impromptu tangents into tidy – and funny – bite-sized summaries.—BK
I have to admit, I've been pleasantly surprised by most of Chase's work in the show so far. The writers seem to have a good feel for how to use him.—BK
A nice, in-depth look at a tone-setting scene from one of the Coen Brothers' best films.—BK
Sep 29, 2009
With Bionicle, video games, and tie-in toys, it's definitely not the LEGO you remember. As kids, we had a big bin of random blocks, not a bunch of separate model sets.—JS
"For easy reference, I made up lists of alternative names for breasts, penises and vaginas, and supplementary lists later on for buttholes, as that trend gained popularity." Not for the squeamish reader, but very entertaining.—JS
Sep 28, 2009
Ricky Gervais on his directorial debut The Invention of Lying, and on his penchant for abusing himself on screen. (Contains a couple tiny spoilers, for those concerned about such things.)—BK
Sep 25, 2009
May we all keep fucking that chicken.
Turns out every new advance in communication, from the typewriter to the telephone to writing things down, was met with resistance and prophesies of doom, so maybe Twitter won't destroy the world after all.—JM
Ignoring the brain trauma problem in retired players and hoping the problem goes away would be bad enough, but what the NFL is doing is even worse.—JM
Sep 24, 2009
"FNL" Seasons 1 and 2 are available to stream on Netflix, so you don't even have to wait for the DVDs to come in the mail. There's no excuse anymore. Get off your ass like I did last week, and start watching this show. (more "FNL" info to come very soon in a "Best Show On TV" piece if "Glee" is bad again next week)—JM
Sep 23, 2009
Fascinating, if only for the fact that Chase careens back and forth between botched attempts at humor and self-effacing talk that feels a little disingenuous. (And I say all of this as a fan of his.)—BK
The number of quality shows on this list is simply astounding. Perhaps there's something to be said for self-referential television.—BK
Sep 22, 2009
A million dollars goes to a group of computer geeks who figured a way to improve the recommendations on Netflix, and we all benefit. Read on for the juicy details.—JS
Checking in with the funniest man alive on the eve of his feature film (co-) directing debut.—JS
Sep 21, 2009
Too soon? No, not for this profane, irreverent yet somehow not even remotely disrespectful piece. It its own weird way, this might be the best Patrick Swayze tribute you'll read.—JM
Today is apparently the "official" start of the new fall TV season, as this week is when the Nielsen tracking kicks off. In honor of that, here's a solid preview from TV critic Alan Sepinwall.—BK
Sep 18, 2009
Free your mind, and your mouth will follow.
Sep 17, 2009
It would be difficult, if not impossible, to exaggerate the level of respect, bordering on worship, that most comedians feel for the late Bill Hicks.—JM
More than worth linking to for the caption on the picture of the squirrel alone, but the entire piece is pretty good.—JM
Sep 16, 2009
An Emmy roundtable discussion with Toni Collette, Jon Cryer, Jim Parsons, Amy Poehler, and Sarah Silverman.—BK
An analysis of the opening night of The Jay Leno Show that includes the words "excruciatingly dull," "creaky comedy," and "filler." Who is this Caryn James, and how quickly can we build a statue in her honor?—BK
It's not Tuesday morning anymore, but everything should still apply.—JM
Sep 15, 2009
And bless him for it. (Need proof that the "kiddie fare" label still restricts the art form's untapped potential? How about the fact that a headline like this can even exist a year after WALL-E?)—JS
Sep 14, 2009
In light of Kanye West's most recent bizarre, off-putting outburst, this piece written back in May is worth revisiting. The author is kind of kidding, but not really, and makes a pretty convincing argument.—JM
How we overuse the term, sometimes to the point of diluting its significance.—BK
Sep 11, 2009
Besides the surprise that there's yet another season of Survivor.
If anyone can capture the offbeat mix of whimsy and the macabre, it's Jonze. (No offense, Tim Burton.)—JS
A nice rundown of the stakes and stakeholders involved in Leno's show starting next week. (A little Leno-friendly for our tastes, but hey, what can you do?)—JS
Sep 10, 2009
It's "Glee." It'll be "Glee" for a while.
This is an oldie but a goodie.—JM
Sep 9, 2009
As Saturday Night Live makes more inscrutable cast changes this week (Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson out, two new ladies in), here's a classic feature from 1995 that showcases the dysfunction that has long existed behind the scenes.—BK
Unfortunately, you have to buy the new issue to get the Colbert cover story, but at least they're tossing us this tasty Q&A bone online.—BK
Sep 8, 2009
A nice feature on the fake Seinfeld reunion that will be a part of the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm (a feature that EW took their sweet time posting online). It's going to be awesome! (It's got to be awesome, right?) [I'm getting paranoid that it might somehow turn out less than awesome.]—BK
Sep 4, 2009
Simmons. Vegas. Read it.—JM
One of my favorite film blogs reiterates the arguments against a 3D revolution. (Keep beating that drum – we'll kill it yet!)—JS
A list of quick, quippy jokes centered around a given topic of recent cultural interest? Somehow, I think it works for a Friday around here.—JS
Sep 3, 2009
Bill Simmons writing about Vegas; that's like Julia Roberts going on Letterman. You just don't miss it.—JM
Yeah it does!—JM
Believe it or not, the internet turned 40 this week. DJ Gallo has some thoughts about how today's sports world would be different if the internet had never come about...—JM
Sep 2, 2009
How you can order "off" the menu at fast food restaurants. You'll feel like a really big star. Or, you'll just feel fat because let's face it chubs, you're ordering off the menu at a fast food joint.—MW
Extract looks like it could be good. Considering that it's Bateman's first leading role since 1987, Arrested Development fans probably better hope it's good.—BK
Sep 1, 2009
Is Rock Band: The Beatles the ultimate sell-out, or a great new way to connect with their music? (Maybe it's just giving the fans what they want?)—JS
Aug 31, 2009
A few fun little nuggets from one of the greatest shows in television history.—BK
Aug 28, 2009
In which all four of our Ten Best lists are factored in, and we tell you, once and for all, what the best shows really are.
I didn't even realize this was a quiz until the end of round one, and by then I'd already peed myself.—JS
I didn't watch the show much, but I always sensed that more was lurking in Mr. Belvedere's backstory. McCarthy confronts that stuff fearlessly, as is his wont.—JS
Aug 27, 2009
Time to lay the hammer down, bitches!
Some insight into why Craigslist.org still looks like the rest of the internet used to look ten years ago, yet manages to be one of the most successful websites anywhere.—JM
Aug 26, 2009
You've read the top ten lists that make no mention of Psych – now read the one that mentions it constantly!
Among many topics, he touches on fatherhood, why this is a golden age for television, and his new film The Big Fan.—BK
Aug 25, 2009
Heavy on comedy, light on drama, and devoid of all reality. Shows! Reality shows was what I was... sigh.
Aug 24, 2009
Which shows will make the list? Who will be Number 1? Will your favorite show make the cut? Brett Favre! [okay, Brett Favre doesn't actually have anything to do with this, but I just wouldn't feel right not including him somewhere]
Having seen her magnificent work in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I have to say I concur with that title.—BK
Aug 21, 2009
I have to believe Blast Dirtpeck is a pseudonym (for Slab Squatthrust?) but I like his take on the state of comedy. Anyone notice how all the classic SNL transcripts we post are at least a decade old?—JS
We're producing celebrities (well, mostly "celebrities") a lot faster than we used to. In the future, one will die every 15 minutes.—JS
Aug 20, 2009
I've heard good things about Inglourious Basterds. Really good things.—JM
The Yale University Press has decided to publish a book about the Danish Mohammed cartoon controversy... without reprinting the actual cartoons. And the prognosis for the 21st century gets ever-so-slightly more bleak.—JM
Aug 19, 2009
Which is not to say that's a bad thing, as evidenced by the presence of excellent works like In Utero, Kid A, Different Seasons, and Pinkerton.—BK
Aug 18, 2009
Mad Men returned this week. Let's... uh... use that as a reason to highlight this brief chat with Ms. Hendricks.—JS
Aug 17, 2009
Probably not as funny as it could've been, but the concept is just plain awesome. Who wouldn't love to have access to this kind of information after they die?—BK
You may be thinking "Who's that?", but if you've seen Role Models, Party Down, or The Hangover, you definitely know who he is. He's been doing such good work over the last couple years that it's great to see him finally getting recognition.—BK
Aug 14, 2009
She sure did single-handedly redeem the "Julie" scenes in Julie & Julia. (Wow, a Brad Bird link and an Amy Adams link this week – I'm just paving the way for a seamless handoff to the Jameson Link-Posting Robot.)—JS
Aug 13, 2009
This piece contains a glaring factual inaccuracy, referring to the LSU football team's "national championship run in 2003." There is no actual "national championship" at the top level of college football, of course, and the January 2004 bowl season proved conclusively that if such a thing did exist, USC would have won it fairly easily. But other than that, this is a fun read.—JM
Aug 12, 2009
Great stuff about Role Models, a wonderfully thorough telling of the origins of The State, and an explanation why there will never be another Wet Hot American Summer.—BK
My apologies for the A.V. Club-heavy linking today, but when they decide to post interviews with David Wain and Jon Hamm on consecutive days, what's a The State/Mad Men fan to do?—BK
Aug 11, 2009
Open by referring to Brad Bird's master work as "criminally underrated," and you have a personal guarantee that I will link to whatever you're writing.—JS
Not to pile on with the Hughes rememberances (although, seriously, better him than Jacko), but this one is particularly impressive.—JS
Me too! So much that I'll watch his show on FX (with its risk of It's Always Sunny... promos) and his arc on Parks & Recreation (with its risk of Amy Poehler).—JS
Aug 10, 2009
A look at how he reinvented the teen movie for a whole generation. I'm still trying to come to terms with the revelation (not mentioned in this article) that he wrote the script for Planes, Trains, and Automobiles in just three days.—BK
Not the actresses, but the writers, more than half of whom are women. (Contains some spoilers from the first two seasons in case you aren't caught up on the show.)—BK
Aug 7, 2009
She needs a reason?
Some smart decisions about the format (why haven't late night shows done these things already?) and some straight talk from Jay. Not at all what I was expecting.—JS
Aug 6, 2009
I think Patton Oswalt and Norm Macdonald deserve some consideration as well, but this piece argues Louis C.K.'s case pretty well.—JM
It takes quite a bit of mental gymnastics, but apparently, if you're determined to do so, you can see the last few weeks as a "win" for the former Alaska governor. Plus, Star Trek!—JM
Aug 5, 2009
When you combine Gladwell and To Kill a Mockingbird, you've got my attention. An interesting look at the history of racial prejudice and Southern liberalism by way of the classic novel.—BK
Short but sweet (okay, incredibly short) as Tina Fey, Jack McBrayer, and Jane Krakowski talk about their favorite 30 Rock moments.—BK
Aug 4, 2009
Let's hope not (unless the end of such a "moment" lets him operate outside the scrutiny of such moronic scorecarding), but it is fascinating how comedy tastes change, and how success can be unpredictable.—JS
It's a shame to see the America/"Real" America divide revived – especially by movie marketers – but then Joe always was "the real American hero."—JS
Aug 3, 2009
This isn't the sort of fare we normally link to, but it's important to remember that this story is still going on...—JM
A few quibble-worthy selections, but mostly a good list, with a number one pick that will make fellow PoopReading.com contributor Jameson Simmons very happy.—BK
Jul 30, 2009
An under-appreciated Norm Macdonald gem in which he plays a character named Stan Hooper, as is his wont.—JM
Do drunks become writers, or do writers become drunks? [that's not quite an apt blurb for this piece, but it's cute and pithy so I'm keeping it here]—JM
Jul 29, 2009
Other than the mountains of irrefutable evidence that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen, what evidence do we actually have that Barack Obama is a natural born United States citizen? One patriot dares to ask the tough questions...
I have a feeling Funny People will be the Apatow film that makes me start seeing him the way hipper-than-thou types have the past few years. I hope not, though.—JS
Ahem? Apparently someone hasn't been watching her 30 Rock!—JS
Jul 28, 2009
An alternate take on an idea our own Joe Mulder took a crack at a few weeks ago, though this one goes even further back in history.—BK
Compromises between the record industry and webcasters has led to a surge in funding for the internet music site. This is excellent news, and according to this article, a sign that webcasting will play a big role in the future of the industry.—BK
Jul 27, 2009
The Sports Guy breaks down the offseason of the NBA, a league I don't really follow, using quotes from Almost Famous, which he borderline-hilariously proclaims "the movie of the decade." Still... new Simmons is new Simmons. Plus, this is only part one!—JM
Daniels talks about doing theater with James Gandolfini, why the excellent The Squid and the Whale wouldn't have worked with a star in the lead role, and yes, the toilet scene from Dumb and Dumber.—BK
Jul 24, 2009
Celebrating the simple joys of Wipeout – the only network show I've watched all summer. It's good for ABC, and that's good for me: season three is on its way!—JS
A brief profile of the director of In the Loop, based on his BBC comedy series The Thick of It. (Suddenly, I find myself in the market for a multi-region DVD player.)—JS
And it's a shame (not that I care about hers in particular). Using clout to refuse nudity means more unknowns will be cast for their willingness to bare all, which only helps the porn moguls who lure naïve wannabes with promises of making it big.—JS
Jul 23, 2009
Close personal friend of PoopReading.com (whether he likes it or not) Ben Fritz examines a shift in the attitudes of videogame companies toward big screen adaptations of their work.—JM
It's easy to criticize "Big Brother." And almost all of those criticisms are wrong, because "Big Brother" is awesome. Linda Holmes, however, offers up a criticism that has considerable merit...—JM
Several books advance various theories on how and why obesity has become so much more common in the United States (and the rest of the developed world).—JM
Jul 22, 2009
If you've grown tired of us trying to convince you, let the Brits give it a try.—BK
Jul 21, 2009
Goodridge is hopeful that a Best Picture field of ten will allow good films some breathing room to compete with the standard Oscar bait fare. Naïve, perhaps, but one can dream.—JS
Jul 20, 2009
Always nice to hear from the guys over at Cracked.com.—JM
Bateman talks about drugs and alcohol, getting clean, the rebirth of his career, and yes, even a little mention of the Arrested Development movie.—BK
Jul 17, 2009
Sometimes the road to success includes a few wrong turns.
Jul 16, 2009
I have every reason to believe that I would be capable of becoming a big cricket fan. I mean, I'm sure I won't, but, still.—JM
For instance: men sexually harass women because they are not sexist. And more.—JM
Jul 15, 2009
It's Michael & Michael week here at PoopReading! (I guess the new show better be good, huh?)—BK
He spends a little time doing that, but mostly he talks about doing stunts, writing his autobiography, playing the banjo, and, of course, comedy.—BK
Jul 14, 2009
Not sure if I'm more excited about today's DVD release of The State or tomorrow's debut of Michael & Michael Have Issues. Here's a little bit of both (mainly The State).—JS
Jul 13, 2009
Come on, EW! Don't you know how much we love this kind of thing? Why must you always screw it up? There's far more than 25 people, midway through they just chuck the "America" part, and there's an undeserved pick at #20. That said, they get a lot right, and I do loves me some listmaking.—BK
ESPN's "30 For 30" has to be one of the best ideas in the history of television, and apparently a lot of the credit goes to PoopReading.com favorite Bill Simmons.—JM
Jul 10, 2009
Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist is back in reruns on Comedy Central! Here's a meandering interview with its star, discussing the show and many, many other things.—JS
Jul 9, 2009
Some of these fall into the "relax, it's just a movie" category. But others, like "why did Marty appear to have no intention of avoiding the photo booth when fleeing the Libyans in the DeLorean?", really resonate.—JM
The Sci Fi Channel just rebranded itself as "Syfy." When I first heard that, I thought "what possible reason could there be for something like this?" Turns out there were a few good ones, actually.—JM
Jul 8, 2009
Great profile of Wilco frontman Jeff Tweedy as he finds peace in marriage, parenthood, and the success of his band.—BK
A great idea with some good choices, including the requisite love for Toy Story 2. And man, were there some lean years in the mid-to-late 90s.—BK
Jul 7, 2009
The inexplicable obsession with how much a movie makes – as opposed to how well it's made – drives reporters to ignore inflation-adjusted grosses, making box office records easier to break.—JS
Jul 3, 2009
Masters, whose vendetta with Mann seems to rival Sean Young's with James Woods, singles him out as a director who fails to make "good" movies right – with the inevitable outcome being more Transformers movies.—JS
Jul 2, 2009
I finally saw Into the Wild, and thought it was excellent. This is the magazine article that begat the book that begat the movie.—JM
Just pretend that Year One never happened, and you can enjoy this lengthy, meaty interview with the comedy legend.—JM
Jul 1, 2009
The Oscars just changed the rules so that ten movies will be nominated for Best Picture instead of five. But which movies might have been nominated if they'd changed that rule five years ago?
A rare inside look at the busiest – and highest paid (I think) – man in television comedy.—BK
Jun 30, 2009
AMPAS shifts to ten Best Picture nominees, inviting discord over whether they've ever gotten five right. (A rant familiar to devoted readers.) Foote's conclusions are debatable (Shrek? Madison County?), but then that's the point, isn't it?—JS
Jun 29, 2009
"Politicians will, almost by definition, be deeply weird." It seems to me that I remember Jerry Seinfeld doing a routine along these lines once, too. And, if you think about it, if any of your buddies pulled you aside one day and said "I've decided that I'm honestly and seriously going to try to become the President of America," you'd think he'd gone completely nuts. And yet, every four (or eight) years, one guy does it.—JM
A bit of classic PoopReading from 2000: a profile of Simpsons writer George Meyer, one of the best profiles The New Yorker has ever done (and that's saying something).—BK
Jun 26, 2009
That is, besides just making it longer and more self-congratulatory.
This piece may go a bit easy on Michael, but it's a very thoughtful rumination on his life from someone who really, really tried to help him (and essentially predicted his fate).—JM
A new album, a Tonight Show appearance, and a "world tour" – a quarter century later, the Tap lives on.—JS
An update on the quest to develop homegrown software code that can beat the Netflix movie recommendation system.—JS
Jun 25, 2009
As with most successful people who didn't benefit from nepotism, John Grisham's rise to publishing super-stardom took talent, hard work and a decent amount of blind luck.—JM
Jun 24, 2009
A little something to pass the time as we wait for his new Comedy Central show Michael and Michael Have Issues (with PoopReading favorite Michael Ian Black) and the release of The State DVDs, two events that are apparently happening in the same glorious week in July.—BK
Today's teens can't relate the alienated young protagonist of J.D. Salinger's classic novel, calling him "whiny," "immature," and "in need of Prozac." Couldn't the same things be said about the cast of The Hills?—BK
Jun 22, 2009
He talks about a lot of things over the course of a long, rambling conversation, including putting an end date on 30 Rock.—BK
Seems to be an interview minus the questions, with all of Cera's answers provided with no context. So it's a bit of an odd duck, but still interesting.—BK
Jun 19, 2009
Up to, but not yet including, this list.
"Movies used to be better!" Does saying that still make you sound like a codger if it's demonstrably true?—JS
Jun 18, 2009
A "comfort wipe" is basically a stick to help old and/or obese people wipe their butts.—JM
Jun 17, 2009
We here at PoopReading don't always agree on everything, but the title of this profile is definitely a sentiment we can all get behind.—BK
I've always had a soft spot for this little bit concocted by Dana Carvey and Robert Smigel, which apparently originated as a sketch in the unaired eighth episode of The Dana Carvey Show.—BK
Jun 16, 2009
Few can. But deliberately misinterpreting a joke in an attempt to get some publicity and generate a wedge issue isn't even trying.—JS
An in-depth history of cooking shows, fascinating whether you watch them or not. (I don't.)—JS
Jun 15, 2009
I've been re-watching Newhart courtesy of WGN, and it's been fun to be reminded what a hit Larry and the Darryls were, and how great Sanderson was in that role. And his modesty and graciousness in this interview just makes you want to root for him.—BK
Other than the odd talk show spot (like last Thursday's gangbusters appearance on Conan), Norm Macdonald fans really have to do some digging if they want to hear from him. But it's always worth it.—JM
Jun 12, 2009
Yet somehow "Potent Potables" still gets a free pass.
David Letterman isn't the only one who has some explaining to do.
An interview in The New Yorker with Bill Simmons on the NBA Finals and his upcoming book.—JM
I'm no Galifaniac, but his Comedians of Comedy performances were unique and daring (and funny) and I've never seen him in anything I didn't like him in. (Full disclosure: I have not seen Out Cold.)—JS
Jun 11, 2009
On the eve of Brüno, a look at the comic style of his famously reserved creator, Sacha Baron Cohen.—JS
We all knew that Harry Truman was a feisty ex-haberdasher (right? Um... right?), but here are 12 others you probably weren't aware of...—JM
If you're going to write a column based on a certain premise, I understand that you're going to cherry pick your evidence to support your theory (heck; that's my bread and butter). But don't just make stuff up! To wit: Liam Neeson was never "a solid B-list actor heading toward character roles and retirement;" he was going to play Abraham Lincoln for Steven Spielberg before Taken even opened. Pretty much everybody knew who Kevin James was before this January. And, the two most successful R-rated comedies in history can't possibly be Sex and the City and American Pie 2. I don't feel like looking it up, but, that can't be right.—JM
Jun 10, 2009
A Jack Donaghy comp proves elusive, and that hurts the comic momentum a bit, but it's still a fun and interesting premise.—BK
Not the greatest interview, but us Steve-iacs will take our Steve wherever we can Steve it.—BK
Colbert steps in as Guest Editor this week, and while his stint is mostly serious, here he indulges himself in some fun.—BK
Jun 9, 2009
The "reality shows are destroying television" rant has been done to death. But when it makes me laugh as hard as this did, done-to-death is just fine.—JS
A site that makes lists for you! I can think of some guys who'd love that. This list balances the predictable with the insane, with details about ABC's Life on Mars that I'm amazed are not punishable by law.—JS
Jun 8, 2009
Really, not to toot our own horn here, but if you like baseball, and you like movies, then I don't know why on earth you wouldn't want to read this.
(Blurb not written, as author has run out of his house to go purchase vast quantities of Sylvester Stallone's high-protein pudding.)—BK
Which is, of course, the best kind of Larry David encounter to have.—BK
Jun 5, 2009
Sometimes membership does not have its privileges.
A pivotal clip from Downfall, with the subtitles adjusted, can say pretty much anything you want it to, with hilarious results.—JS
Jun 4, 2009
I listened to Teresa Strasser almost daily for about three years on Adam Carolla's morning radio show, and grew quite fond of her. Alas, she married another. Now she's blogging about her pregnancy, which may be of interest to those of you who are pregnant, or have been pregnant. Or who once had a pregnant spouse, or relative, or friend. Or Mom.—JM
To be sure, we here at PoopReading.com have a great deal of love for "Without a Trace," and were particularly sad to see it go. This article is less about "Without a Trace," though, than it is about every hour-long drama.—JM
Jun 3, 2009
My take on a column idea that originated more than a year ago. I am nothing if not timely.
Dipping back into the A.V. Club archives for a second opinion on one of my underappreciated favorites.—BK
Big surprise – some of the so-called "experts" that peddle advice on Oprah may not know what they're talking about.—BK
Jun 2, 2009
Factoids and insider info on the popular anti-masturbation campaign.—JS
Jun 1, 2009
Let's finish what we started, shall we?
Linda Holmes, one of my favorites, wants Pixar to make a movie about a girl. Who isn't a princess. As the father of daughters, I wouldn't mind if they did that myself.—JM
On top of this, Conan O'Brien gives the movie kudos in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly. Everything's coming up marionette!—BK
May 29, 2009
He's far more fascinating than Heineken's Most Drunkenly Incapacitated Dude in a Wendy's.
Celebrating bee week with a look back at a classic spelling bee post. (In a just world, Joe would be posting this link, since he first introduced me to it. And yet.)—JS
May 28, 2009
"I think at some point my show is going to have to morph into a detective show. I think four weeks in, Andy Richter and I will be solving crimes. It's going to be 'Murder, She Wrote' for a younger demo."—JM
There might come a time when I feel like I'm putting up too many links from Cracked.com. That time is not today.—JM
May 27, 2009
Can you guess which shows the TV networks just announced for the fall season? The answers may be more ridiculous than you think.
As Sesame Street turns 40, it faces reduced episode counts, staff layoffs, and sagging ratings. My kids watch it, but I have to admit, it's not their favorite show. Still, I'm grateful to have a cultural touchstone we can share.—BK
Terrific profile of Conan in the midst of his transition to The Tonight Show that also manages to work in a look at the changing landscape of late night comedy.—BK
May 26, 2009
Action scribe Shane Black gives a short guide to what every action movie should have – which is, oddly, tied to the dopey Renny Harlin movie 12 Rounds.—JS
Not since the Quizno's spongemonkeys have we heard an ad campaign described as "quirky genius." The Dos Equis guy (who sounds a lot like Bill Brasky) fits the bill.—JS
Will I get tired of nerdy science types deconstructing the tropes of science fiction? Not until someone travels back in time to stop me.—JS
May 25, 2009
I'd heard about this before, and I think it's awesome.—BK
May 22, 2009
Jesse "The Body" Ventura over real gubernatorial candidates, "American Idol's" Kris Allen over everyone else, VHS over Beta, and more...
I know it's not football season, and I know it's not 2008. Still, this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Also, the Major League Baseball draft is coming up, and I'm going to steal the living hell out of this idea.—JM
This one won't really work if you want to print it out and take it with you, but I decided it was too good not to link to anyway.—JM
Extolling the virtues of Pixar, which will no doubt thrill PoopReading contributor Jameson Simmons. (There are two mentions of the upcoming release Up that I would consider spoiler-free, but your standards may be stricter than mine.)—BK
Networks clamor for "Buffy"-like material, but when they get it, they have no idea what to do with it. Some updates on the Buffyverse.—JS
May 21, 2009
It's not who you think! (wait a minute... never mind. It's probably who you think)—JM
The piece doesn't quite live up to the title, although to be fair, no piece could ever hope to live up to that title. But, apart from a few tiresome "fork" puns, it's a fun read.—JM
May 20, 2009
Don't get hung up on the title of this piece; it's something of an in-joke between me and PoopReading.com contributor Jameson Simmons, from back before this website was even a gleam in anyone's eye. The piece itself is about "Glee," the TV show.
Even if you aren't a fan of Grodin (to which I say, really?), it's worth reading for his refreshing candor, including a section about his work in the 2006 film The Ex that features some of the most frank answers I've ever seen an actor give.—BK
May 19, 2009
You mean there are guys out there like me, funnier than 90% of monologue jokes? And they're getting paid for it?—JS
Alec Baldwin was on Letterman last week, which reminded me of this excellent profile from the days before Poop Reading. It's worth reading again, but at the very least it belongs in our archives.—JS
Of course not. And it needs to die a quick, expensive death while there are still unconverted theatres to offer a 2D bailout option.—JS
May 18, 2009
"Chuck" is coming back, as is "Dollhouse." If only they could see their way clear to bring "Life" back, as well... but I guess you can't have everything.—JM
It's pretty simple: if there's Big Lebowski material out there worth reading, we're going to link to it. I hope everybody's cool with that.—BK
"Fringe," I saw a couple of times but don't really watch. "Dollhouse," I've flip-flopped on several times over the course of its short run; right now, I'm a fan.—JM
It should go without saying that you should probably listen to doctors and scientists more. It should.—JM
May 15, 2009
You mean there's a guy out there like me, writing a vicious riposte whenever anyone belittles Pixar? And he's getting paid for it?—JS
May 14, 2009
A few years ago, Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell had an epic email exchange that covered mostly basketball, but also covered anything and everything else. Yesterday, they did it again. This is Part One...—JM
Here's Part Two...—JM
...and here's Part Three.—JM
May 13, 2009
A terrific feature on Woody Allen and Larry David and their collaboration on Allen's Whatever Works. (It's also a review of the film, so while there's nothing specifically spoiler-y, it does include the typical discussion of the plot and characters.)—BK
Dozens of baseball professionals, including ex-A's manager Art Howe, have signed on to play themselves. Even if you don't care about Moneyball, you have to admit this is one of the most fascinating projects out there.—BK
May 12, 2009
God, yes – movie audiences are ruining moviegoing. But is fleeing for the home theatre the answer? Even as I flee, I wish for a better solution.—JS
Interesting – if generous – perspective. I could've handled a lot of the other stuff if Topher had been more like Xander and less like an obnoxious ass.—JS
If nothing else, Star Trek gives us a nice angle to discuss the science of outer space. (Yep, the old "spaceship explosions should be silent" gripe again.)—JS
May 11, 2009
The Onion AV Club talks to one of the greats.—JM
How 30 Rock's storylines have a tendency to embrace a conservative worldview. It's a really interesting observation, even if the writer – understandably – isn't quite sure what to make of it.—BK
May 8, 2009
Because if there's one thing rabid fan bases love, it's unexpected changes to their beloved franchise.
Lots of stuff to cover this week, folks. We've got sports, we've got TV; well... mostly just sports and a little bit of TV.
This trippy, indie space story with Sam Rockwell is shaping up to be one of the year's most interesting films. (Then again, we've seen how often that can go horribly awry...)—JS
Basically a rehash of the brilliant South Park episode, but still entertaining in a furious-blogger sort of way.—JS
May 7, 2009
A link that our own Brandon Kruse put up earlier in the week inspired me to think about who has earned my "lifetime pass." Kevin, Joss, Sarah and Norm: thanks for all the good work.
Nothing groundbreaking here. Still, it's always nice to hear from Judd Apatow.—JM
May 6, 2009
Judging by the rest of this piece, which looks at NBC's plans for the fall schedule (including, ugh, Jay Leno five nights a week), the answer is no. But I'll admit I have a soft spot for Chase, and I'd love to see him make a comeback with his new show Community.—BK
May 4, 2009
As in which entertainers can't fall out of your good graces, even when they deliver a clunker or two. The Coen Brothers, Steve Martin, Albert Brooks, and U2 come to mind for me, and all have tested that status at one point or another.—BK
A talk with Jeff Dowd, the real-life inspiration for The Dude character in The Big Lebowski. If you're not interested in his experiences being a part of the Seattle Seven in the 70s, you can find the Lebowski stuff about halfway down the page.—BK
May 1, 2009
Joe and I don't always agree – as Isaac (Robert Guillaume) said on Sports Night, if you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you. Last Friday was like Isaac Day here at Poop Reading.
My descent into Facebook madness continues unabated...
Apr 30, 2009
You've got your classic "Saturday Night Live" sketches, and then you've got the ones that should have become classics... like this one. Good ol' Norm.—JM
Apr 29, 2009
Wain talks about Role Models, The State DVD, and most intriguing of all, the possibility of a sequel to Wet Hot American Summer.—BK
Apr 28, 2009
We don't get much Tuesday Morning Quarterback between January and August, so I suggest we all get while the getting is good.—JM
Oh, it is on, folks. It is fucking on! (sorry for the swear word, Mom and Matt, but I think even you would agree that sometimes, only the "f"-word will suffice. And this is most certainly one of those times)—JM
Apr 27, 2009
Reminds you that Guest/McKean/Shearer aren't just hysterically funny, they're also pretty good songwriters and musicians. We should probably hate them.—BK
Apr 24, 2009
America's sweethearts say the darndest things.
Gay marriage, Kent Hrbek, and "Chuck."
(this blurb should not be taken to mean that Kent Hrbek is getting gay married to a guy named Chuck. I mean, I haven't specifically heard that he isn't, but, in this particular case, I think we can take the absence of any evidence that he is to mean that he is not)
Observations on fatherhood, the state of the term "nerd," and the author's ongoing gay crush on Jason Statham.—JS
Apr 23, 2009
Please, please, please please please please please watch "Chuck," you guys. It's gotten so good.—JM
The title of the piece says it all; no need for me to try to elucidate.—JM
Apr 22, 2009
Short answer: almost certainly not by the celebrity you sent it to.—BK
Demetri Martin has been cast as Paul DePodesta? Wow. Even if I had dared dream they'd make a Moneyball movie, there's no way I'd have envisioned Steven Soderbergh, Brad Pitt, Steven Zaillian, and Demetri Martin as the team responsible for bringing it to the screen.—BK
Apr 21, 2009
TMQ returns from hibernation with his annual NFL draft column! Rejoice!—JM
A brief, entertaining interview with David Wain about the official announcement of when we can finally hold The State in our hands.—JS
If you like Pac-Man, this'll keep you entertained for quite a while. If you don't, then greetings! How are things in Communist Russia?—JS
Apr 20, 2009
Now we just wait for the Jared Allen quote saying "Yes, yes, this lion is much more frightening. I am now afraid to sack Daunte Culpepper."—MW
It's good to see someone devote some column space to the underappreciated Adsit, though I can't help wishing it was longer and more in-depth.—BK
It sounds like YouTube may prove financially unsustainable. You mean I'll have to burn videos of my daughters to DVD and mail them to my parents, like some sort of caveman?—JM
Apr 17, 2009
How do you get two byline links in the same week here at PoopReading.com? By making at least one of your pieces about Michael Schur, of course.—BK
Apr 15, 2009
How the success of This is Spinal Tap and the mockumentary in general have made it harder for some real documentaries to be taken seriously – particularly a new one about a very Tap-esque band named Anvil.—BK
Apr 13, 2009
This piece was written last summer, but it's just as true now. I don't know what made me think of it; maybe I just wanted to be needlessly provocative.—JM
Yes, it failed to live up to the ridiculously high expectations, and sure, it almost destroyed the Kids in the Hall, but it deserves a little love and the A.V. Club is here to give it.—BK
Apr 10, 2009
It's not exactly a collection of the best and the brightest.
I whine about an obscure baseball urban legend and recommend a show on DVD.
Reflecting on the 10th anniversary of The Matrix. (Which caused me to take a fond, and cringing, look back at my own Matrix Week, coinciding with its 2003 sequel.)—JS
Not updating currently, but among the most poopable things I've ever seen online. Print out a few of these entries whenever you need a quick fix.—JS
Truly chilling outcomes from the smash success of Fast and Furious. This is the year that my mystification at popular movie tastes went from annoyance to outright panic.—JS
Apr 9, 2009
There's almost nothing less funny than a bland recap of a stand-up comedy show, but the comics at this show are so out-of-their-minds hilarious that even this bland recap of a stand-up comedy show is funny. I really could have seen this show, too. Dammit. I should have tried harder (or, indeed, at all) to pull that off.—JM
According to this piece, at least, Howard the Duck isn't as bad as you remember. It's worse.—JM
Apr 8, 2009
You never thought you'd see the day, but after four months it's finally here... I unveil the second of my multi-part series, in which we consider the top TV shows ever set in Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida and Georgia.
Anna Faris was a much-debated omission from this PoopReading column, and since I was the guy who shot her down, my posting of this link will no doubt now cause Jameson's head to explode.—BK
About 15 years ago, Second City in Chicago ran a show that ended with an angry man ranting about consumerism and asking audience members to throw their Blockbuster cards on stage to be cut up. And it almost never failed to yield multiple cards, often tossed with an enthusiasm that seemed cathartic.—BK
Apr 7, 2009
This is the reason I refuse to watch, read, or link to anything Michael Ian Black does.—JS
Okay, this review loses its snarky zing after a while, but I'm pretty sure the ninja is fighting a shark in a water hazard. If you tell your grandchildren about one thing, let it be this.—JS
Apr 6, 2009
An interview with "30 Rock's" Frank, the guy who wears the custom made trucker hats (in character, and in real life). My personal favorite so far? The one that just said "DRAPES."—JM
I feel like this is the stuff we here at PoopReading.com would write, if we here at PoopReading.com wrote stuff like this.—JM
Apr 3, 2009
It's a fine line between cranky old humorist and becoming a real-life version of Grandpa Simpson.
Thoughts on NASCAR (sort of), "Castle" (watch it), and Uncle Ned Packers Fan (I'll explain...)
As a satirical critique of the modern mishmash media culture, it's brilliant. As a serious suggestion, it's ludicrous. If only we could be certain which...—JS
It's not just a stupid promotional gimmick that ruins otherwise good cinema, it's also physically detrimental!—JS
Apr 2, 2009
As if we needed evidence to confirm it, evidence seems to confirm that Republicans are on the receiving end of more – and more bitter – jokes from late night comics.—JM
Apr 1, 2009
I'm of the opinion that this is the best sketch that Mike Myers ever did on SNL. I suspect he also wrote it, though I've never been able to confirm that.—BK
Terrible title, decent profile, but at least there's a quote from Michael Schur. I'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear you say "Who is Michael Schur?"—BK
Mar 31, 2009
Interesting profile of a wacked-out creative genius. Assumes the reader's familiarity with the PBF comic (which is unfortunate, but easy to rectify).—JS
Mar 30, 2009
A profile of comedian Aziz Ansari. I enjoyed his brief stint on Scrubs, and I'm getting the feeling he might emerge as the best thing on the upcoming Parks and Recreation.—BK
I first came across this December 1981 Sports Illustrated profile of Andre the Giant ten years ago or so, and I've read it at least once a year since then. It's one of the more interesting things you'll ever read, and it'll keep you in poop reading for about a week. Enjoy!—JM
Simon Callow (the actor, I can only assume) on a new Charlie Chaplin biography by Simon Louvish.—JM
Mar 27, 2009
Is "meh" a slogan, or more of a corporate statement of purpose?
A sports team with stupid uniforms finally suffers real consequences; plus, trifling thoughts on "American Idol" and "Dollhouse."
It's great to see that my gay crush on RDJ can be equaled – but not exceeded – by that of Kidd, an actual gay man.—JS
Mar 26, 2009
Jim Caple takes a look at what the failures of newspapers, and the corresponding loss of baseball beat writers, means for the fan.—JM
Mar 25, 2009
Why you should be thankful you never got the chance to buy a ticket for Spaceman From Pluto, Take It Like a Man, or Anhedonia.—BK
A pitch-perfect network notes satire that, given the subject matter, features just the right amount of comic restraint.—BK
I think the author is being a little too hard on Con Air (especially compared to Cage's recent offerings), but the rest is spot-on. It feels like that guy I loved so much in Raising Arizona doesn't even exist anymore.—BK
Mar 24, 2009
An interesting point wrapped in a shrill and well-worn package. (With a thorough misunderstanding of Back to the Future as a bonus!)—JS
A.V. Club embraces its own onrushing irrelevance. "Aren't as bad as you think," maybe – but "among the series' best?" Not this jumble of non-actor cameos and lame film/TV spoofs, no way.—JS
Mar 23, 2009
I didn't get to see I Love You, Man this weekend; I had to settle for reading this review. Also, more people apparently decided that they'd rather see Knowing. Which I'm sure is fine, but... come on.—JM
The Sports Guy takes a shot at using sports-style statistical analysis to answer the question: Who is the greatest living actor? (Hat tip, Chris C.)—BK
Mar 20, 2009
No, we're not being paid from the I Love You, Man promotional budget. Just thought I ought to make that clear.—JS
Maybe not among their all-time best, but I've always had a fondness for this sketch (and we've got a lot of years to fill, here; no use wasting all the primo links up front).—JS
Mar 19, 2009
A "kiddie foodie movement?" This can't possibly be a thing, can it?—JM
I've got a VHS copy of Dirty Work, and I personally got it signed by both Norm Macdonald and Artie Lange. I figured I'd mention that now, since opportunities to mention it don't come up all that often.—JM
Mar 18, 2009
As always with these kind of things, you might quibble with the choices, but you can't dispute the greatness of the idea. And man, is that Sports Region tough.—BK
The Catch-22 of all celebrity is that we want to feel like we know these people, but the reality of the circumstances makes that inherently impossible. And the Catch-22 of this profile is that it makes you feel like you know Ben Affleck.—BK
Mar 17, 2009
A quick interview about Friday's I Love You, Man – oh, who am I kidding? This is linked because it mentions Paul Rudd's penis.—JS
Conan's hornymanatee.com and the many sites from How I Met Your Mother (the "William Faulkner of sitcoms!").—JS
A guide to laying out your thoughts like the late genius of the run-on sentence.—JS
Mar 16, 2009
As usual, you have to ignore Stein's annoying penchant for inserting himself into the story, but you'll be rewarded with some nice Rudd details (he went to college with Joe Buck and Jon Hamm?!).—BK
I haven't seen Watchmen, so I can't comment. As the parent of a two-year-old, however, I have seen The Incredibles roughly 9,000 times in the last six months, and I look forward to viewing #9,001.—JM
Mar 13, 2009
I didn't want to like Brand, the whole time he was winning me over in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Since then, despite his style and appearance, he's only grown on me.—JS
Mar 11, 2009
The wonderful Lauren Graham talks about the wonderful Gilmore Girls and other stuff that's just alright.—BK
How writer/director Tony Gilroy (Michael Clayton, Duplicity) works to find new ways to surprise jaded movie audiences.—BK
Mar 10, 2009
The awesomeness of the idea is diminished a little by the author's atrocious spelling.—BK
Unsurprisingly, Silver found it more difficult to predict the votes of fickle, ill-informed Academy members compared to the fickle, ill-informed electorate as a whole.—JS
Mar 9, 2009
Joel Stein writes about the phenomenon of the Adam Carolla podcast. I keep telling you people. I keep telling you...—JM
One of our underappreciated favorites talks about Joss Whedon, comedy, his early soap opera work, and his new ABC show Castle.—BK
Mar 6, 2009
To welcome my second daughter into the world I've got some parenting tips; and for no reason in particular I've got a slight bone to pick with the movie In Bruges.
Mar 5, 2009
It doesn't even matter who Phil is. Everybody should write this list and put it on the internet. But since I'm not going to, here's Phil's.—JM
Adam Carolla's podcast is apparently #1 on iTunes after less than two weeks. I told you people about him, did I not?—JM
Mar 4, 2009
A second look at the project that killed the Mike Myers comedy dynasty. Conclusion: it still stinks.—BK
What does Guitar Hero's popularity mean for the future of rock and roll?—BK
Mar 3, 2009
How iconic pieces of film history end up as expensive collector's items.—BK
Those French people think they're so hot, but you know what? They're not.—JM
Mar 2, 2009
I may be the only person who remembers this Saturday Night Live sketch from 1996, and that includes the people who wrote and performed it. Nevertheless, it deserves to be acknowledged as a classic.—JM
Feb 27, 2009
Strikes and scandals haven't just hurt the game; they've hurt the moviegoing public.
Feb 26, 2009
Family commitments have kept me from writing anything new the last day or two, but I figured I'd put up this oldie but goodie. Not to be immodest, but it might be my favorite thing I've ever written.
Brilliant profile. At times it's a maddening and skittish read, which seems to mirror the experience of spending time with Gervais.—JS
Feb 25, 2009
A Jason Bateman profile that's not very in-depth, but hey, we'll take whatever we can get.—BK
It's exactly the reason you'd expect: music licensing fees. Is there any entertainment medium left that hasn't had run-ins with the music industry over this stuff?—BK
Feb 24, 2009
I loved, loved, loved "The Adam Carolla Show." And now it's gone.
Sixteen films that do exactly what the title implies.—JS
If you're like me, you've always been mildly fascinated by the 18th century English writer Samuel Johnson, but not enough to read an entire book either by or about him. Well, now we're in luck: a Slate.com article about two new Samuel Johnson biographies!—JM
Feb 23, 2009
Plenty of people liveblog the Oscars; you can bet TWoP does it best.—JM
Another sign of 30 Rock's underappreciation: in order to get a nice, long article about the best show on American television, we have to turn to the British.—BK
This year's acting winners seem unlikely to be future candidates for this list (especially since one of them is, you know, dead). If only Mickey Rourke had won...—BK
Feb 20, 2009
Because we'd like to free up time for more awkward, stilted banter between presenters.
If you read Joe's Oscar picks and thought to yourself, "These are entertaining and insightful, but I prefer fewer laughs and more spittle-spewing rants," then you are in luck, my friends!
My Oscars picks column comes to PoopReading.com... and the world will never be the same. Okay, fine; it will. Just go ahead and read this in any case, okay?
Making the case that Conan O'Brien will be great as the new host of The Tonight Show. He will, but the fact that this means we're that much closer to Leno in prime-time is taking some of the fun out of this.—BK
Feb 19, 2009
The fourth of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft gives a taste of rural politics, steamy sexual intrigue, and family secrets with Josh Brolin, Sean Penn, and who else but Angelina Jolie?
The third of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft showcases the comedic talents of Richard Jenkins, Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman, as Melissa Leo looks on (hey, somebody's got to play the straight man).
To tide you over until tomorrow, when PoopReading.com offers fresh, homegrown Oscar picks, here are some from the indispensable AwardsDaily.com—JM
Having recently viewed it for a second time, I have to agree: it never really got a fair shake.—BK
Feb 18, 2009
The second of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft finds Penélope Cruz, Anne Hathaway and Mickey Rourke in a thriller set in the hot, steamy jungles of Central and South America.
The first of four reviews of the films from the 2009 Movie Draft brings us Robert Downey, Jr. on a quest for the truth about the 1969 moon landing.
He's abandoning TV for the internet. TV's loss, to be sure.—BK
Feb 17, 2009
Fire. Sliced bread. The automobile. Flight. Landing on the moon. These were some of mankind's greatest achievements. Until now.
The man who predicted last year's election to within a mere percentage point turns his focus to Sunday's Oscars.—JS
You know, if you just read a transcript of the show without watching it, you'd think every contestant was a 4-year-old.—JS
Feb 16, 2009
An oldie but a goodie (though you do need to have at least a passing familiarity with the song).—BK
Lengthy, entertaining profile of comedian Demetri Martin, he of the new Comedy Central smash hit Important Things.—JS
The first of many Oscar-themed links and posts you'll see this week.—BK
Feb 13, 2009
If Alex Rodriguez is the most hated man in sports right now, hockey player Bryan Little of the Atlanta Thrashers should be the most beloved.
A review of Ferrell and McKay's Broadway Bush impersonation sendoff, highlighting the informative power of comedy.—JS
Feb 12, 2009
While everyone debates which movie deserves to win at this year's Oscars, we take a look at who should have won in 2003. Be warned: the Academy's choices don't look any better in the long view.
Wasn't Grover Cleveland fictional? I mean, that name... come on. Put a colon in the middle and you've got the title of a regional Sesame Street spin-off.—BK
Feb 11, 2009
SNL Transcripts always makes for good reading, and this is one of my favorites. It's got the Will Ferrell/Adam McKay stamp all over it, so if you like Anchorman and Step Brothers, you should like this.—BK
Feb 10, 2009
A few months ago, Clint Eastwood basically called our generation a bunch of pussies. Was he right? In there anyone out there who can take up the mantle of Clint, or, for that matter, of Harrison Ford? This piece's title might give you a clue...
Out of all the links we've posted, this one kept a smile on my face the longest.—JS
Excerpts from his book, which everyone should read regardless of interest in show business or comedy, just to learn how his mind works.—JS
I won't say that I agree with every word of this, but at the heart of it, there's an awfully good point.—BK
A computer-generated sci-fi epic with grand ambitions to communicate the perils of war and racism fails to remember the principal rule of filmmaking: Do Not Suck.—JS
Feb 9, 2009
Without giving away any of the titles, I can tell you that it manages to give some love to Albert Brooks, Steve Martin and Pixar, which is enough to win us over.—BK
Feb 6, 2009
Don't say we didn't warn you.
In which I cover reality TV and grammar. And if there are two more compelling subjects out there waiting to be tackled, I'd certainly love to hear what they are... yeah. Thought so.
Letterman's offhand, carefree incisiveness keeps him relevant even when his show isn't always at its best. Why to watch, even if you do so with your finger on the fast-forward button.—JS
My kingdom for an AIDS Wolf/Minus the Bear double bill.—BK
You can quibble about the rankings or the omissions (Bowfinger anyone?), you can complain that you can't get it all on one page, but the fact remains: it's still a chance to spend several minutes of your day reveling in Steve, and that's a wonderful thing.—BK
Feb 5, 2009
Surely the only place to find Jerry Seinfeld, Wilco and Bill Belichick thrown together... that is, until my one-act play gets produced.—BK
Exploring the legal issues surrounding Christian Bale's on-set tirade and bringing new meaning to the phrase "them's fightin' words!"—BK
Feb 4, 2009
The all-too-brief interview touches upon their recent reunion, new projects, and yeah, the whereabouts of those damn DVDs.—BK
David Denby has seen the enemy, and it is this year's Best Picture nominees. (FYI: Contains a few small plot details that might be considered mildly spoilerish.)—BK
Feb 3, 2009
The NFL season isn't really over until Gregg Easterbrook writes his Super Bowl column and hands out the Longest Award in Sports. Enjoy.—JM
Searching for the interview about Phil Connors staying in Punxsutawney for 10 years in Groundhog Day, I found this. Which is also interesting, and reveals the early incubation of The Year One.—JS
WALL-E director Andrew Stanton discusses the animation ghetto, and the trouble with sequels. (Hat tip, AC for the link.)—JS
Feb 2, 2009
In which I take Entertainment Weekly to task, make a hypocrite of myself, and generally rue the continued underappreciation of Albert Brooks.
Number one on their list (and mine): those annoying head-box DVD sets The Simpsons used starting with Season 6.—BK
Jan 30, 2009
If I were able to travel back in time to witness one single event in the history of Earth, it would have been Night 1 of "The State's" reunion show. Please, please, for the love of God, please, put this show out on DVD. I'll do anything. Anything. Well, no... not that. Okay, that.—JM
Why couldn't math have been this awesome when I was growing up?—BK
Jan 29, 2009
I like to think the benefit of the Pink Panther remakes is that at least we get a bunch of Steve features and an appearance on SNL around the release date.—BK
Jan 28, 2009
Newsweek's annual Oscar roundtable is always terrific, and with Robert Downey, Jr. and Mickey Rourke on hand, this one stays plenty interesting.—BK
Jan 27, 2009
There's not much football left this season (i.e., one game), which means there's not much Gregg Easterbook left this season. Read him while you still can!—JM
It seems to take on different forms depending on what people want to project onto it.—JS
Jan 26, 2009
Enough to make the costs of campaigning for one worthwhile.—BK
Jan 23, 2009
I am by no means a pet person, and I don't usually go in for the sentimental "my beloved dog" stuff. But, to paraphrase the great Bill McNeal, you'd have to be a robot not to cry at this.—JM
Good stuff, though sadly the list does not include the time Scooby Doo and the Gang met the Harlem Globetrotters.—BK
A fun and flighty set of varied reactions to yesterday's Oscar announcements. (But he needs to get that cough looked at.)—JS
Jan 21, 2009
I only saw 20; that's what happens when you start having kids, I'm afraid. But, out of those 20, there were surprisingly few dogs. Find out which one I liked best; I'm sure you're just dying to know.
It's less about Obama than it is about the changing ways Hollywood has portrayed black men over the last 50 years; but an interesting read nonetheless.—BK
A nice little piece of satire. But I'm also just fearful enough to believe some of it could eventually come true.—BK
Jan 20, 2009
In which we examine some films that are shoo-ins for Academy Award nominations, and why they shouldn't (necessarily) be.
We originally published this piece back in November, but it seems like a good fit for inauguration day. And, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!
Jan 19, 2009
Of course, answering these questions will create 343 new ones. So be careful what you wish for.—BK
Jan 15, 2009
These people are smart, funny, and hardworking. What do they have to do to get the recognition they deserve? Be smarter, funnier, and hardworkinger?
Co-created by Paul Rudd and Veronica Mars creator Rob Thomas! Featuring Ken Marino! And Jane Lynch! And Martin Starr! With a guest appearance by Enrico Colantoni! It's a veritable stew of underappreciated favorites! But it'll be on Starz. (Wait, I get Starz!)—BK
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay prepare to take Ferrell's Bush impression to Broadway (and HBO! Woo-hoo!) for a one-man show farewell.—BK
Jan 14, 2009
Now that "American Idol" is losing steam and getting desperate, to the point of adding a fourth judge to a panel that's been the same for seven years, I figure this is the perfect time to start writing about it on the internet.
This occupies 60 minutes of ABC's airtime when we could be watching Pushing Daisies. It's enough to make a man don an explosive vest.—JS
Jan 13, 2009
The hilarious New Zealand duo talk about the upcoming season of their HBO series.—BK
The evidence is piled on, so skim liberally, but some powerhouse entries (like Peter Travers's baby-on-baby action) mustn't be missed. (I won't soon forget this instant-classic gem: "Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson are this generation's most engaging on-screen couple.")—JS
An interesting look at the emerging field of photography-as-art-history. Sort of heady, but that's okay once in a while.—JM
The world's best, longest, and least-about-football football column is almost done for the year; don't miss it while it's still around!—JM
Steve Martin turns up in a family home movie shot at Disneyland and starts a correspondence with its auteur. (Steve Martin completists, start around 20:19.)—JS
Jan 12, 2009
The title goes back to "30 Rock"... and, since all that needs to be said about that show's principals has been said already, we take a bit of a look at the episodes written by the man who's written most of the best ones.
A look at movie marketing via a profile of one highly-skilled practitioner of that art. An utterly fascinating and depressing look at the state of modern studio moviemaking.—BK
Jan 9, 2009
Oswalt makes the case for improving this year's award season movies with a little dash of Jason Statham.—JS
Jan 8, 2009
A look at twin failed adaptations of the same Elmore Leonard novel. An entertaining read, even if you haven't seen either film (as I have not).—BK
A compare-and-contrast look at the various methodologies used by spell-check programs in word processing versus online search engines. What's that? It sounds boring? Well... you're boring!—JM
Jan 6, 2009
Some nice details from a career that spanned five decades and, according to IMDB.com, nearly 200 different characters, including the guest spot I'll always remember him for: Colonel Daniel Webster Tucker in a classic April Fool's episode of MASH.—BK
Pretty much what you'd expect – "in my day" this, "kids today are pussies" that – which is to say: awesome.—JM
Jan 5, 2009
I wrote this a few months ago, but it still holds true. Besides, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!
An interview with Bill Lawrence on the eve of the show's revival on ABC.—BK
Meets the minimum acceptable standard by listing Jack Donaghy, then exceeds it by including several Poop Reading favorites from Pushing Daisies, The Office, and How I Met Your Mother.—BK
Jan 2, 2009
Is it possible to burn a time slot? Or feed it to wolves?
A professional athlete and a burgeoning screenwriter. I suppose he also sleeps on a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.—BK
Dec 31, 2008
NewsRadio gets some long-overdue praise from someone other than Entertainment Weekly. (A little video-clip-heavy for our purposes, but you can read around those.)—JS
Dec 30, 2008
Or, How One Bad Decision Cost Sean Connery Hundreds of Millions of Dollars.—BK
Dec 29, 2008
Newly discovered, even though it was written a year ago. You can quibble with the rankings or the omissions (Gil, Dr. Nick Riviera), but anybody who references the Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum-Like Substance gets an A+ in my book.—BK
A look at an artistic tradition that too often veers into laziness and comic absurdity.—BK
Dec 26, 2008
Hindsight isn't always 20/20.
For those of you with new iTunes gift cards burning a hole in your pocket.—BK
In defense of Jason Statham, Counting Crows, and, believe it or not, Boat Trip.—BK
Dec 23, 2008
If you're sick of everyone talking about this movie, this list is sick of you!—JS
Longish, but there are worse people to spend a few extra minutes reading about.—JS
As the last major distributor abandons the format, so goes the final nail into the coffin.—BK
Dec 22, 2008
A look at why the Tom Cruise brand, like the stock market, may be on the verge of collapse.—BK
One day after a gut-wrenching Minnesota Vikings home loss to the Falcons, it's only fitting that we link to a recap of a "HIMYM" episode wherein a plot point involves the mother of all gut-wrenching Minnesota Vikings home losses to the Falcons.—JM
A review of the worst, strangest and funniest band names of the year. With apologies to those of you who are fans of Anal Hearse.—BK
Dec 19, 2008
Hey, they can't all be "Frosty the Snowman" or "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
Nothing misleading about that title... TWoP looks at their favorite films of 2008. It takes a bit more mouse-clicking than is ideal for our purposes, but it's not that bad.—JM
How the man did his homework and scammed thousands from Press Your Luck. (The guy who beat The Price Is Right this week apparently took the honest route.)—JS
Dec 18, 2008
Part of a series of "What I've Learned" interviews, this one talks with the classic TV funnyman.—BK
Dec 17, 2008
It was probably that evil Gavin MacLeod, or George "Goober" Lindsey.
The Sports Guy writes about The Wrestler, the one Oscar-season movie I'm going to be sure to see.—JM
I once heard someone say that they didn't feel like they'd seen a movie until they read Pauline Kael's review of it. I feel the same way about Linda Holmes, TWoP's former Miss Alli, and "Survivor" episodes.—JM
Dec 16, 2008
Analysis of Jay Leno's frustrating popularity – it's a year old, but bears revisiting in light of recent events.—JS
Dec 15, 2008
Five favorite line readings by Baldwin. It hits on a couple of great ones, but really, this list needs to be much, much longer, and contain at least 50 quotes from 30 Rock.—BK
I have to see this movie. (And unfortunately, you have to click on four different pages to read this article.)—BK
Dec 12, 2008
Continuing our series of movie cliché evaluations: a quick deconstruction of Baz Luhrmann’s Australia.—JS
Highlighting the potential winners among next year's slated releases.—BK
Dec 11, 2008
On Jim Carrey's legacy of characters locked in struggle with the self.—JS
Dec 10, 2008
If there's one thing that we here at Poop Reading can all get behind, it's dumping on Leno. Well played, Chuck Barney.—BK
An odd, fascinating profile of what is either a mid-life crisis or a period of enlightenment for Murray. I can't tell whether to feel pity or be impressed. Don't the Germans have a word that means both?—BK
Dec 9, 2008
In the first of a series, we take a look at Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas and California. And yes, we know there are only 50 states; the District of Columbia has shows, too.
Music is a window into our shared humanity. And our shared humanity wants to get it on.—JS
Lamenting the dearth of originality since the days of Hoosiers and Field of Dreams.—BK
Checking in with Joe's former co-workers from Cheap Seats.—JS
Dec 8, 2008
Everybody's been clamoring for some absurd sketch comedy featuring talking household tools, right? Right?
Overly dour at times, and the writing gets surprisingly slapdash, but if you're as a big a Fey fan as we are, it's a worthwhile read.—BK
Dec 5, 2008
Bill Simmons is back, and so are his "Ramblings." Rejoice, America.—JM
Trey Parker and Matt Stone discuss the ways in which South Park pushes people's buttons.—JS
Dec 4, 2008
I didn't give "How I Met Your Mother" the title of The Best Show on TV, "How I Met Your Mother" took the title by brute force.
I know what you're thinking – "Hey, it's been three whole weeks since you guys last posted a link about The Big Lebowski. What gives?!" Crisis averted, my friends.—BK
Dec 3, 2008
Interesting tales from their collaboration, on the eve of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Pitt's much-anticipated third film with the director.—JS
Because nothing says Christmas like a surprise dinner visit from your boss or stealing the identity of a man you just killed.—BK
Dec 2, 2008
Finally, we get to talk about the ladies. Part One was a regular sausage fest, huh fellas?
Ebert laments the decline of looking at movies as an art form. The crankier he gets, the more I love him.—JS
ESPN changed things up this year, adding drama to the final table and giving the "November Nine" some extra celebrity. But did it make for better poker television?—JS
Dec 1, 2008
These people should have been recognized. Now, finally, in the form of an internet post that almost no one (except you!) is ever going to read, they will be.
It turns out there is a perfect length for a pop song. Any less is a trifle; any more is agony.—JS
Nov 26, 2008
A brief and pleasant Q&A with Jack McBrayer of 30 Rock.—JS
Nov 25, 2008
Where the lesson is: never trust ABC.
An update on the Netflix Prize, the puzzles of computerized recommendation, and the ongoing scourge of Napoleon Dynamite.—JS
One day I will run for president on the platform that Planes, Trains and Automobiles should be mandatory Thanksgiving viewing for all. And I will win in a landslide.—BK
Nov 24, 2008
In a nod to the upcoming release of Valkyrie, a thought-provoking review of previous fictional attempts to rid the world of an evil man.—BK
Richard Lawson attempts to get to the bottom of the success of the pop culture phenomenon that is Twilight. The verdict: pretty much what I would have thought.—JM
Nov 21, 2008
For those of you thinking of applying for the position in the future.
Nov 20, 2008
As we prepare to bid "The Shield" a fond farewell next Tuesday, at last it assumes its rightful place at the top of the television heap.
The word is that Deep Vote is a playful figment of Ebert's imagination, which only makes this better.—JS
Nov 19, 2008
In a train car on a dark night in Sydney, I find out all I will ever need to know about Adelaide. I'm dying to visit someday.
Parker talks about the South Park movie that almost was, and the end of the TV series (though not before 2011, at least).—BK
An involved and fascinating look at the history of suck.com, another in the Internet's history of excellent and now-defunct sites.—JS
Nov 18, 2008
A panel of 179 musicians, journalists, record execs and others produces a massive document. You can argue over the choices, but you can't deny that this is a fine piece of listmaking.—BK
I realize I run the risk of making this site look like a clearinghouse of Lebowski information. There are worse things.—JS
Nov 17, 2008
Highlighting the one moment of cultural relevancy in the history of The Lone Gunmen.—BK
Chronicling the history of dumb, arbitrary Academy Award rules (are there any other kind?) that have bitten people in the ass, a list that apparently now includes the score for The Dark Knight.—BK
Nov 16, 2008
President-elect Obama is as addicted to his BlackBerry as any of us. Will President Obama be able to live without it?—JM
Nov 15, 2008
Technically, they ranked her as the #2 Entertainer of the Year (behind Robert Downey, Jr.). But the point remains: she's pretty awesome.—BK
Nov 13, 2008
A gesture of friendship takes an unexpected turn.
Part one of a two-day mailbag extravaganza from Simmons. Part two comes tomorrow.—JM
Nov 10, 2008
There's definitely a movie in here. Get Will Ferrell on the phone, somebody!—JM
Nov 9, 2008
Harris reasons, with typical insight and aplomb, why a Batman movie might as well be a Best Picture contender.—JS
Nov 7, 2008
Joe said it more succinctly: The Daily Show is very likely to survive Obama's presidency. But in case you're curious why it will, read on.
Nov 6, 2008
The classic list, now with 10% less hate-filled swearing!
The author of "Positively Fifth Street" writes about his 2008 World Series of Poker experience.—JM
Seeing Dan Kois's byline in the previous link, I was reminded of a story he put in an old TWoP recap. It's really short, but, you can pair it with the "Daily Show" piece, and you'll have a nice read. Follow this link, and read the last two paragraphs.—JM
I'm pretty sure it can.—JM
Nov 3, 2008
In defense of an embarrassing buffoon.
Nov 2, 2008
You'll have to forgive me, I'm late to the party on all the 10th anniversary hoopla that went down in September.—BK
How The Big Lebowski became the most worshipped comedy of its generation.—BK
Charting the many parallels between the Santos/Vinick race and the Obama/McCain race. Somewhere John Wells's ego is firing pistols in the air.—BK
Oct 31, 2008
What Emily Post has in common with Rimbaud.—JM
Oct 29, 2008
Jameson, Joe and I have been making this point for years. Way to jump on the bandwagon, L.A. Times!—BK
Oct 28, 2008
I agree with the premise, I disagree with the conclusions. Nonetheless, it's an interesting discussion of modern political satire.—BK
Oct 27, 2008
A few notes about this GQ profile of Jimmy Kimmel: 1) I haven't read it yet, but I'm sure it's good, 2) it's on like 12 different pages, so you'll have to do a lot of clicking, and 3) page 4 seems to be missing as I write this. Still; check it out.—JM
Oct 24, 2008
An interesting (and non-partisan, I promise!) rumination on political marriages that's not the downer that the title would lead you to believe.—JM
I've been sternly warned about posting political links, but what the hell; it's Michael Ian Black. He should get a pass.—JM
Oct 21, 2008
Also known formerly as TWoP's Miss Alli, Linda Holmes gives us some short but sweet "buyer beware" rantings.—JM
Oct 18, 2008
Malcolm Gladwell explores the differences between creative prodigies and late bloomers. Fascinating, and for some of us, reason to hope.—BK
Oct 16, 2008
Splitting lists is for cowards trying to pad out their archives. My archives speak for themselves!
A weird, fascinating and occasionally hilarious profile of Norm Macdonald, done about a year-and-a-half ago. Still makes for good reading, though.—JM
Oct 15, 2008
Last time I said that Part 1 was shows 10 through 5; I lied. It was 10 through 6. If you can bring yourself to trust me this time, I give you shows 5 through 1.
Oct 13, 2008
Oct 12, 2008
The funniest writer in the history of The Simpsons talks about hobo obsessions, cynicism in comedy, and praying for Mojo. From 2004, but still terrific.—BK
Oct 10, 2008
Our "length" meter only goes up to three rolls, but, this Bill Simmons mailbag should keep you busy for an awfully long time.—JM
Oct 9, 2008
Winning another Outstanding Comedy Series Emmy doesn't necessarily signal the end of worrying over ratings.
Oct 8, 2008
It's not actually a drinking game. But still.
You should probably just read everything Michael Ian Black puts on the internet.—JM
Oct 7, 2008
Shows 10 through 5... the other half of the list is coming soon.
Oct 2, 2008
One of the internet's few absolute must-reads, Bill Simmons breaks down the "Karate Kid" trilogy in a post that resonates every bit as much today as it did when he wrote it six years ago.—JM
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