Dec 16, 2016

Other Things Drones Will Soon Be Able to Do

[Eyes closed, fingers crossed] Please be "Edit a list of jokes so that I can get back to my bowl of Cheetos"!

Jul 22, 2016

Other Problems Caused By Playing Too Much Pokémon Go

What could possibly be making all these people want to escape reality?

May 13, 2016

Studies Rejected by Scientific Journals

But happily accepted by the Huffington Post!

Apr 22, 2016

Rejected BuzzFeed Content

Who knew a garbage can could throw stuff away?

Feb 19, 2016

Least Popular Items to Create Using a 3D Printer

Just in time for Easter basket gift season!

Nov 13, 2015

Things Overheard During a Time-Travel-Aided Confrontation Between Jeb Bush and Baby Hitler

It's the Look Who's TalkingInglorious Basterds crossover no one's been waiting for!

Oct 2, 2015

Additional Volkswagen Claims That Have Been Proven False

Oh, like you've never made hundreds of millions of dollars by lying to millions of people.

Sep 25, 2015

Other Things That Hackers Will Soon Be Able to Steal From You

[Types "How do you install a firewall in your genitals?" into Google.]

Aug 7, 2015

Reasons hitchBOT Was Killed

This is why we can't have nice things!

Jul 24, 2015

New Discoveries Found on Pluto

Just wait until you see what they found in Uranus!

Sep 12, 2014

Lesser-Known Features of the New Apple Watch

Think of all the time you'll save not having to reach all the way into your pocket or purse to grab your phone!

May 30, 2014

Pros and Cons of Google's Self-Driving Car

Sure, but where's our robot to command the self-driving car for us?

Jan 10, 2014

Memorable Moments from 2013 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Sorry, we were busy looking at our phones.

Jun 14, 2013

Surprising Things the NSA Has Learned from Spying on Americans

It's enough to put you off eavesdropping forever.

Jun 5, 2013

Best of Baron von Funny: April-May 2012

From lesser-known diseases to the Secret Service scandal to the Cannes film festival (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Apr 17, 2013

Best of Baron von Funny: February-March 2012

From Jeremy Lin to high gas prices to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Feb 12, 2013

God Needs a Hobby

Jan 4, 2013

Memorable Moments from 2012 That May Not Have Actually Happened

It's possible we were drinking at the time.

Dec 19, 2012

Best of Baron von Funny: October-November 2011

From Herman Cain to Broadway shows to inappropriate Halloween costumes (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Dec 10, 2012

Guiding Human Behavior Via Guerrilla Social Media Tactics: A Study

Oct 29, 2012

If I Were Queen, Kids and Screens

Oct 9, 2012

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Aug 6, 2012

Best of Baron von Funny: June-July 2011

From the GOP candidates to unpopular cereals to the debt ceiling (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Jul 31, 2012

Patton Oswalt's Letters to Both Sides

May 11, 2012

Things That Modern Science Cannot Explain

So phrenology's looking pretty good right about now, huh?

May 1, 2012

How To Succeed In Tetris and Life: 7 Secrets Of an 18-Year-Old Grand Master

Mar 28, 2012

Best of Baron von Funny: February-March 2011

From Charlie Sheen to St. Patrick's Day drinking to the 2010 U.S. Census (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Mar 16, 2012

Things Overheard in the Customer Lines for the New iPad

Though some of them are probably just getting in line now for the iPhone 5.

Sir Jonathan Ive: The iMan Cometh

Feb 29, 2012

Right versus pragmatic

Feb 17, 2012

How Companies Learn Your Secrets

Jan 20, 2012

I hope SOPA passes.

Jan 11, 2012

The Ballad of @Horse_ebooks

Jan 4, 2012

Google, Amazon, Facebook, and Twitter considering "nuclear option" to protest SOPA

Dec 30, 2011

Memorable Moments from 2011 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Remembering the year that wasn't.

Dec 16, 2011

Trial of the Will

Dec 15, 2011

I’m Tired of Paying for Cable Channels I Never Watch

Dec 14, 2011

Best of Baron von Funny: October-November 2010

From celebrity products to George W. Bush's memoir to the trapped Chilean miners (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Dec 1, 2011

The Search for a More Perfect Kilogram

Nov 9, 2011

What Do A Bunch Of Old Jews Know About Living Forever?

Oct 28, 2011

How Revolutionary Tools Cracked a 1700s Code

Oct 17, 2011

Enchanted Aisles

Oct 14, 2011

Other Ideas Netflix is Scrapping

New Coke must be rolling in its grave.

Oct 12, 2011

Steve Jobs

Oct 11, 2011

The Geniuses We'll Never Know

Oct 10, 2011

Bosses of the Bay

Oct 4, 2011

iPhone 6 Rumor Roundup

Sep 30, 2011

Why Podcasts Are Comedy's Second Coming: Adam Carolla, Marc Maron and Greg Proops Weigh In (Q&A)

Sep 16, 2011

Not About Steve

Sep 7, 2011

Why Netflix’s Setbacks Shouldn’t Make You Smash Your iPad in Anger

Sep 6, 2011

Planned Obsolescence: A Lament for Quality Amid a World of Junk

Sep 2, 2011

Buccaneers Switch from Playbook to iPad

Sep 1, 2011

How To Become a Twitter Superstar

Aug 25, 2011

Most Online Daters Say They Like "30 Rock" In Order To Get Laid

The Billionaire King of Techtopia

Aug 22, 2011

Can You Do Real Work With the 30-Year-Old IBM 5150?

Aug 19, 2011

Special Features of Ground Force One

Go Ground Force and leave the driving to POTUS!

Why Did Japan Surrender?

Aug 9, 2011

How to Build a Newsroom Time Machine

Jul 26, 2011

Facebook: Personal Branding Made Easy

Jul 21, 2011

Let's Ban Books, Or At Least Stop Writing Them

Jul 12, 2011

5 Super Villain Tactics Science Is Using to Kill Mosquitoes

Jul 8, 2011

Other Changes Being Made to Facebook

Helping you connect and share with the people in your life even when none of you is exactly sure why.

Always On: How the iPhone Unlocked the Anything-Anytime-Anywhere Future

Jul 7, 2011

The Beer Archeologist

Jul 5, 2011

Talking (Exclamation) Points

Jul 1, 2011

Inside Google+

Jun 30, 2011

Sporcle Website Scores Big With Trivia Quizzes

Jun 21, 2011

AOL Hell: An AOL Content Slave Speaks Out

Jun 16, 2011

The Age of Too Much Information

Jun 3, 2011

Liking is for Cowards. Go for What Hurts.

Oprah, Schmoprah: Introducing The Norm Macdonald Book Club

Jun 2, 2011

Marc Maron's 12 Steps to Enlightenment

Can Bill Simmons Win the Big One?

May 24, 2011

Revenge of the Squares in North Dakota

May 19, 2011

Hashfic: "Studio 60's" Odd Second Life on Twitter

May 18, 2011

Technology Jokes

Apr 28, 2011

The Joy of Stats

Apr 26, 2011

Stop Obsessing about Typos–Your Users Need Help

Apr 7, 2011

The Human Brain: Turning Our Minds To the Law

Mar 30, 2011

Best of Baron von Funny: February-March 2010

From the Winter Olympics to Joe Biden to the Toyota recall (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Mar 15, 2011

Remembrance of Things Assed: How My Childhood Friend Became an Internet Laughingstock

Feb 25, 2011

Ways Your Cell Phone is Affecting Your Brain

Not to be confused with ways your cell phone affectation is affecting your social life.

Why Nielsen Ratings Are Inaccurate, and Why They'll Stay That Way

Feb 24, 2011

Conan 2.0

Feb 23, 2011

I Hate My iPad

Feb 18, 2011

My Puny Human Brain

Feb 17, 2011

IBM's Watson Trounces Puny Humans at "Jeopardy!"

Feb 15, 2011

Search Optimization and Its Dirty Little Secrets

Feb 9, 2011

Best of Baron von Funny: December 2009-January 2010

From Tiger Woods to Avatar to the NBC late night fiasco (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Feb 7, 2011

The Dirty Secret of Apple's Design

Jan 28, 2011

Why 3D doesn't work and never will.

If This Fusion Restaurant's Website Could Talk

Jan 21, 2011

5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.

Jan 20, 2011

59 Famous People Who Died Before Age 40

The Incredible Shrinking Sound Bite

Jan 18, 2011

Space Invaders: Why You Should Never, Ever Use Two Spaces after a Period

Jan 14, 2011

Who's Afraid of the Verizon iPhone?

Jan 7, 2011

Memorable Moments from 2010 That May Not Have Actually Happened

It was the best of fictitious times, it was the worst of fictitious times.

Dec 29, 2010

50 Amazing Facts for Our 50th Issue

Dec 17, 2010

Pros and Cons of Being Time Magazine's Person of the Year

If a meaningless award is given out by a dying industry, does it still make a sound?

Dec 16, 2010

Needed: An Economics For Grownups

Dec 10, 2010

The Men Who Stole the World

Dec 9, 2010

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Dec 8, 2010

Open This Story in a New Tab

Dec 3, 2010

I, Reader

Dec 2, 2010

Baby Names Reveal More About Parents Than Ever Before

Talking Tough and Drawing Viewers, Christie Is a YouTube Star

Waste Land: The Pentagon's Nearly Unprecedented, Wildly Irrational Spending Binge

Nov 18, 2010

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Nov 15, 2010

Sweet Action: 8 Big Bets Made by Famous People

Nov 11, 2010

Are You Ready For a World Without Antibiotics?

Nov 4, 2010

Will the World Really End in 2012?

Oct 19, 2010

Benoit Mandelbrot, Novel Mathematician, Dies at 85

Oct 14, 2010

The Case of the Accidental Tweeter

Oct 4, 2010

The Face of Facebook

Sep 30, 2010

This Is a News Website Article About a Scientific Paper

Sep 28, 2010

Small Change: Why the Revolution Will Not Be Tweeted

Sep 23, 2010

The Week 'There's Nothing Good On' Died: Premiere Week, September 2010

America's One-Child Policy

Sep 22, 2010

Best of Baron von Funny: August-September 2009

From Kanye West to swine flu to the Chevy Volt (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Sep 21, 2010

The Urge to Purge: A New Breed of Young Minimalist

Sep 16, 2010

Celebrities Discover the Downside of Twitter

Sep 9, 2010

Unanswerable Prayers

Sep 3, 2010

America's Most Underestimated Company

Sep 2, 2010

Deep-Fried Beer Invented In Texas

Aug 10, 2010

Internet neutrality: Verizon, Google, and the Woody Allen problem

Resistance Forms Against Hollywood's 3D Push

Jul 30, 2010

The Dark Flaw in 3D's Bright Future

Jul 26, 2010

The Web Means the End of Forgetting

Jul 20, 2010

The Agnostic Cartographer

Jul 1, 2010

The Openness Elixir

Jun 18, 2010

Stay on target

Jun 16, 2010

5 Reasons Your Mom Wants an iPad

Jun 15, 2010

Resolving the iPhone resolution

Jun 9, 2010

Hooked on Gadgets, and Paying a Mental Price

Jun 4, 2010

Why Obama Should Put BP Under Temporary Receivership

Jun 3, 2010

Armando Galarraga And Jim Joyce: Victims Of Baseball's Imperfections

May 27, 2010

Humans: Why They Triumphed

May 21, 2010

Kevin Costner donates 'Ocean Therapy' invention to clean up BP oil spill

May 20, 2010

Searching For Jesus In the Gospels

May 18, 2010

The Enemy Within

May 14, 2010

Facebook's Gone Rogue

Apr 30, 2010

A Story We Somehow Knew Was Coming (TSA Dept)

Apr 20, 2010

Successes (and Some Growing Pains) at Hulu

Apr 8, 2010

6 Scientific Reasons People Drive Like Assholes

Apr 7, 2010

You Don't Need an iPad

Apr 2, 2010

Instant Relics

Mar 25, 2010

Fast Food That Won the West

Last Supper Helpings Have Grown

Mar 18, 2010

In Teen Music Choices, Anxiety Rules

Mar 2, 2010

Printing body parts

Feb 9, 2010

The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review

The Human Shuffle

Jan 29, 2010

Signs That You're a Little Too Obsessed with Apple and Steve Jobs

There is definitely such a thing as too much of a good thing.

How Movies Activate Your Neural G-Spot

Jan 22, 2010

The 4 Big Myths of Profile Pictures

Jan 19, 2010

Conversations About The Internet #5: Anonymous Facebook Employee

Is Gawker's "Apple Tablet Scavenger Hunt" illegal? Probably.

Jan 13, 2010

Best of Baron von Funny: December 2008-January 2009

From Rod Blagojevich to unpopular holiday stories to the auto bailout (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Jan 8, 2010

Memorable Moments from 2009 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to make a bunch of shit up.

Jan 5, 2010

Avatar vs. Up in the Air: The Most Symbolic Oscar Race Since Forrest Gump vs. Pulp Fiction

Dec 29, 2009

The Physics of Space Battles

Dec 17, 2009

The Noughties: A Fond(ish) Farewell

Never Listen To Celine? Radio Meter Begs To Differ

Dec 2, 2009

The Singularity Is Near

Dec 1, 2009

The Great Climate Change Scandal

Nov 25, 2009

I'm a Culture Critic... Get Me Out Of Here!

Nov 24, 2009

A.V. Club Interview: Steven D. Levitt

Has Bell Invented a "Telegraph Killer"?

The Greatest Generation (of Networkers)

Nov 18, 2009

Best of Baron von Funny: October-November 2008

From the presidential election to the explosion of the iPhone to the futility of the Detroit Lions (and more!), enjoy some of our favorite jokes from one year ago.

Nov 13, 2009

Global Impositioning Systems

Nov 12, 2009

Edit This Page

Nov 9, 2009

Will E.T. Look Like Us?

Nov 4, 2009

Awkward Suggestions

Oct 28, 2009

Freaked Out Over "SuperFreakonomics"

Oct 23, 2009

The Collider, the Particle, and a Theory About Fate

Oct 22, 2009

"Eating the Dinosaur": Football

Oct 13, 2009

Does Baseball Need Umpires?

Oct 8, 2009

Taking the Pill For Past 40 Years "Has Put Women Off Masculine Men"

Sep 25, 2009

Is the Internet Melting Our Brains?

Game Brain

Sep 24, 2009

Don't Tweet On Me

Sep 16, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Sep 4, 2009

Has 3-D already failed?

Masters of the Wikiverse

The Beatles: Rock Band Easter Eggs

Sep 3, 2009

A Long Wait Stirs Enthusiasm For Fox Show "Glee"

The Sports World Without the Internet?

Sep 1, 2009

Paul is dead

Aug 31, 2009

The Worst Of the Virtually Unstoppable

Aug 27, 2009

Why Craigslist Is Such a Mess

Aug 14, 2009

Shape Matters

Aug 13, 2009

Restating the Case For Human Uniqueness

Aug 7, 2009

Telephone Terrorist

Aug 4, 2009

The Edge of Reason?

Jul 29, 2009

Fix Your Terrible, Insecure Passwords in Five Minutes

Jul 28, 2009

Pandora's Back

Jul 23, 2009

Videogame Companies Move Onto Hollywood's Turf

CBS Censors a Racist Rant

XXXL: Why Are We So Fat?

Jul 21, 2009

One small step for clarity

Jul 20, 2009

7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived)

Jul 17, 2009

Some thoughts on the anthology

Jul 10, 2009

The Eternal Flush

Jul 9, 2009

7(ish) Things I've Always Wondered About Back to the Future

Smooth, Segway

Syfy: Not Your Father's Sci-Fi

Jul 7, 2009

Giving up my iPod for a Walkman

Jul 1, 2009

Priced to Sell

Jun 26, 2009

$1 Million Netflix Prize So Close, They Can Taste It

Jun 25, 2009

The Placebo Effect

Jun 23, 2009

Find My iPhone works, and it is awesome.

Jun 19, 2009

Videogames and the Impossibility of Escape from Planet Earth

Jun 18, 2009

My Failed Attempt To Return A Broken "Comfort Wipe"

Jun 12, 2009

Orphaned Tweets

May 29, 2009

The Coming Superbrain

May 28, 2009

2012: Tsunami of Stupidity

May 25, 2009

They Died For You: 10 Things Americans Should Know About World War II

May 22, 2009

Carlos Mencia's Twitter: 25 Posts Too Unfunny To Be Stolen

Teenagers Don't Use E-mail

May 18, 2009

Don't Listen To Jenny McCarthy

May 5, 2009

If I Ever Create a Doomsday Machine, I'd Like it to Have the Following Features

May 1, 2009

Writing for Nonreaders in the Postprint Era

Apr 28, 2009

Computer Program To Take On "Jeopardy!"

Apr 21, 2009

The Pac-Man Dossier

Apr 20, 2009

Do You Think Bandwidth Grows On Trees?

Apr 17, 2009

The Last Question

Apr 14, 2009

Our Lives, Controlled From Some Guy's Couch

Apr 9, 2009

Wauaugh! – Howard the Duck, George Lucas' Best Movie About a Talking Duck, Finally Arrives on DVD

Technology's Gutterball – New Gear Makes Bowling Too Easy

Apr 7, 2009

When Ninjas Meet Golf, God Save Tiger Woods

Mar 26, 2009

You Are Not Your Brain

Newspapers Are Dying, and Baseball Fans are Suffering

Mar 17, 2009

Mock Web sites stretch TV gags

Mar 9, 2009

Getting the Ax – It's Awesome

Mar 6, 2009

How Google Is Making Us Smarter

Ye Olde Social Network

Mar 5, 2009

The Internet Is Changing the Game For Celebrities

Mar 4, 2009

School of Rock

Mar 2, 2009

A Skeptic's Take On the Public Misunderstanding of Darwin

What's a Hulu? The Origins of 8 High-Tech Names

Feb 27, 2009

Old Media Strikes Back

Feb 4, 2009

5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy

Feb 3, 2009

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Jan 22, 2009

Ridesharing in the Future

Jan 19, 2009

I Don't Want My Web TV

Jan 16, 2009

My Tape Measure - An Appreciation

Jan 13, 2009

From Daguerreotype to Photoshop

Tuesday Morning Quarterback

Jan 8, 2009

Who Checks the Spell-Checkers?

Dec 26, 2008

Memorable Moments from 2008 That May Not Have Actually Happened

Hindsight isn't always 20/20.

Dec 10, 2008

Dot-Com Startups That Never Hit It Big

It was probably for the best that they didn't. (Enjoy a special non-Friday bonus BvF!)

Dec 3, 2008

Tech Watch: Why Is Movie Rental Still So Damn Difficult?

Nov 25, 2008

Fire: The Next Sharp Stick?

If You Liked This, You're Sure to Love That

Oct 17, 2008

New Things the iPhone Will Soon Be Able to Do

The smartest smart phone is about to get a whole lot smarter.

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