Welcome, dear reader, to PoopReading.com. If you're like us, there comes a time or two each day when you become acutely interested in finding, say, seven to twelve minutes' worth of leisure reading material that you can print out and take with you. And when the need for such material arises, you'd prefer not to spend a lot of time looking around the internet for it.
Or maybe it's almost, but not quite, time to go pick the kids up at school, and you're wondering if there's an easy way to kill the intervening ten mintues. Maybe you need something to read while you sit at your desk and eat your lunch. Maybe the conference call starts in just a bit, but for now you've found yourself with fifteen minutes to burn. Who wants to waste half of that time surfing, clicking, looking around in vain for something good?
Whether it's one of our original pieces or a link to something elsewhere online, we'll be here each weekday to provide you with a few bright, shiny new needles in the annoying, itchy, disease-ridden haystack that is today's internet. We guarantee it.*
So sit back, print a playlist if you like, consider a courtesy flush once in a while, and enjoy PoopReading.com.
*It should be noted that if this guarantee turns out to be fraudulent, there's nothing whatsoever you can do about it.